Take A Hint!
He just doesn't want you...
Sorry, Bells, but you really need to take a hint. Edward obviously just doesn't want you.
Bella: Hi.
Edward: *Glares and turns away with clenched fists* (Twilight)
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Edward: I'm a vampire.
Bella: I like it.
Edward: I've been dead since 1918.
Bella: I love the classics! We're made for each other!
Edward: I'm like a moving rock. Seriously. Undead moving rock.
Bella: I like rocks
Edward: I have no soul
Bella: Sure you do!
Edward: I've killed lots of people. And i
Bella: That's HOT! Did I say that out loud...?
Edward: I want to kill you... painfully.
Bella: But you won't!!!!!!!!
Edward: UGH!!!!!!!!! (Twilight)
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Bella: *reaches out to touch Edward's bare chest*
Edward: *runs away at vampire speed*(Twilight)
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Bella: Turn me!
Edward: No....
Bella: Why!?
Edward: Because... Just no. (Twilight)
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Bella: You're pretty!
Edward: I'm dead. You DON'T want me. SERIOUSLY. You'd be better off without me. In fact, I may leave you, just to prove to you that you're better off. So run while you can.
Bella: Is he trying to hint at something...? Nah!!! (Twilight)
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Alice: I see her as a vampire...
Edward: Not if I can help it!!! (Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse)
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Bella: You don't want me?
Edward: No.
Bella: Really?
Edward: Yes, really. I'm leaving you. In the middle of the woods to be exact.
Bella: So you're leaving me...?
Edward: Yes. *nods head slowly at Bella*
Bella: So you don't want me...?
Edward: No!!! Ugh!!! *runs away at vampire speed, leaving Bella stumbling and crying in th woods* (New Moon)
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Bella: Edward! Don't go into the sun!
Edward: Bella? Is that you? Hmm... I guess I ended up in Hell after all! (New Moon)
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Bella: Don't leave me ever again!
Edward: Fine. *I'll just wait out her human life... only another half century or so...*
Bella: So now you'll change me?
Edward: Hell no. (New Moon, Eclipse)
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Bella: Have sex with me! *unbuttons shirt*
Edward: No! And please put your clothes back on! (Eclipse)
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Bella: I'm so glad your back!
Edward: You'd be happier with Jacob... He's better for you... I'm only thinking of you, really. *coughs nervously* (Eclipse)
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Bella: I love kissing Edward... *kissing Edward*
Edward: 5... 4... 3... 2... 1! Finally! *Pushes Bella away forcefully*
Bella: Please more?
Edward: No. I'm only thinking of you... really. *rolls eyes too fast for Bella to see* (Twilight, Eclipse)
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Bella: SEX!
Edward: No!
Bella: Vampire turning!
Edward: No! Hmm... maybe if I ask her to do something she'll NEVER do, she'll stop wanting sex and to be turned... it could work.
Edward: Bella.... uh... Marry me! Yeah, marry me first. Ha! Even Bella will say no to this nonsense!
Bella: Okay!
Edward: Damn... (Eclipse)
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Bella: I love you, Edward!
Edward: Bella, go give Jacob a shot. Seriously.
Bella: I could never leave you, honey bunches of oats!
Edward: *Sarcastically* Yay. (Eclipse)
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Bella: Sex me, Edward!
Edward: I'd rather not...
Bella: why...?
Edward: Cause I'll kill you, that's why! Even Bella can't argue with that... hahaha
Bella: I trust you! (Eclipse)
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Bella: Who wants me turned???
Carlisle: Sure.
Esme: Sure.
Emmett: this should be funny :P Yeah!
Rosalie: No way in HELL!!!
Alice: Yay! Then she'll be pretty...this is one makeover out of my league.
Jasper: Um, okay?
Edward: NO! God damn it!
Bella: Majority rules!
Edward: *goes and smashes things out if anger*
Bella: I'm so glad he trusts me! :D (Eclipse)
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Edward: Jacob can provide more for you... really...
Bella: No! You're the only one for me!
Edward: Great... (Eclipse)
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Bella: We're getting married!
Edward: Yay. (Eclipse and Breaking Dawn)
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Bella: Now we gets to sex it up!
Edward: It will hurt. Immensely.
Bella: It's supposed to!
Edward: To the point of death?
Bella: You won't!
Edward: I could kill you. Easily. Not even purposely. Not even consciously.
Bella: You're so funny, Edward! (Breaking Dawn)
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Bella: *On Isle Esme* Yay!
Edward: *mocks enthusiasm*Yay!
Bella: We have sex now!
Edward: You sure?
Bella: Yes!
Edward: Really???
Bella: Yes!!!!
Edward: No turning back... you're absolutely positive... I could loose control and kill you.
Bella: Just fuck me, rock boy!!!
Edward: Fine... (Breaking Dawn)
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Bella: That was great!
Edward: Never shall we do that again. (Breaking Dawn)
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Bella: Sex?
Edward: No. *thinks of ways to distract her and wear her out*
Bella: Sex???
Edward: Snorkeling!
Bella: SEX???
Edward: Dolphin swimming!
Bella: SEX?!?!?!?!
Edward: Uh... Undersea caves!!!!!!
Bella: *crying pathetically* sex...
Edward: Ugh! Fine! (Breaking Dawn)
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Edward: Pregnant???? Lets kill it!
Bella: No... I like it.
Edward: You can have kids with Jacob! Yeah, go for Jacob. Just cause we're married doesn't mean you still can't leave me! Really! I wouldn't hold it against you!
Bella: No, I like this thing inside of me, killing me slowly.
Edward: Killing??? Hmm... Okay! It really loves you, Bella! *snickers* (Breaking Dawn)
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Bella: *A vampire to Edwards dismay* Teach me how to fight!
Edward: Nah... you'll be fine going up against the Volturi guard with no fighting skills....
Bella: What if I die?
Edward: Uh... we'll protect you... (Breaking Dawn)
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The End! Hope you got a kick out of it. BTW, I'm all for Bella and Edward, *Go Bedward!* lol I know Edward had his reasons. :)
I was just bored and the idea came to me... :P hehe.
Review and I'll write more of them!
Seriously, though, review...