Chapter one
Bart Simpson was at his house on the couch watching the Krusty The Clown show when he heard a loud rumbling noise outside "what the..."started Bart as he looked outside "whoaaa cool man!"said Bart, a spaceship was outside, suddenly a Scottish man in a red shirt came through the door looking desperate "Bart Simpson you must come with me no time to explain"said the man as he grabbed Bart and threw him inside the ship and closed the door, the ship took off and before Bart knew it he was in space "what the...who are you?"asked Bart "the name is Mr Scott but you can call me Scotty and this is the U.S.S. Enterprise"said Scotty as he helped Bart up "wait a minute isn't this..."started Bart "yes, I believe in your planet the existence of this ship and it's voyages are fictional and are a tv show but i and everyone here are from an alternate timeline in which we actually exist"said Scotty "if this is the Enterprise and that's true then where's Captain Kirk, Picard or heck even Pike?"asked Bart as he walked around the ship "well Captain Kirk has disappeared and because of your knowledge of our universe and sci fi movies in general, you were chosen by Starfleet to be...THE NEXT CAPTAIN OF THE U.S.S. ENTERPRISE!"said Scotty yelling the last bit, Bart jawdropped "HECK YEAH! MARTIN AS CAPTAIN MY BUTT! COMIC BOOK GUY AS SPOCK? HA! MARTIN'll BE ON THIS SHIP WHEN PIGS FLY! HAHA!"yelled Bart as he ran around the bridge then stopped "do I get a captain's outfit?"he asked as Scotty handed him a Captain's uniform like Kirk's uniform and put it on "awesome!"said Bart "and now...I believe it is time"said Scotty as he pointed to a certain chair "ohhhh yessss!"said Bart as he sat in the captain's chair, Suddenly they heard a sarcastic compliment, Bart turned around and saw a certain overweight comic fan insulting Uhura "and where were you when Kirk disappeared?"asked the person "I was sleeping"said Uhura "oh the Captain disappeared while you slept real original bravo Roddenberry"said the person "Comic Book guy? what are you doing here?"asked Bart "oh wow now the captain is a ten year old kid bravo Gene"said Comic Book Guy who was wearing a blue shirt "I am here because apparently Spock also disappeared and so did Mr Sulu same goes for Chekov and that is why we are here"said Comic Book Guy "what do you mean we?"asked Bart as two other people stepped outta the shadows "oh please no"said Bart "yes Bart I am afraid we must work together"said one of the people, Bart turned to Scotty "you know who this guy is? That is MARTIN PRINCE the smartest guy in school and so he is the uncoolest kid in school"said Bart "believe me I know but that just means that he was the perfect candidate to do mr Sulu's Job"said Scotty "then why is Milhouse here?"asked Bart as Milhouse jumped outta the shadows "HERES MILLIE!"yelled Milhouse, everyone just looked at him as if to say:no, just no.
"So what do we do now?"asked Bart "well Captain the only thing we can do is protect the universe until we can find Captain Kirk"said Uhura "ok well we got anything going down?"asked Bart "Captain we're getting a transmission from the Rigelliens"said Uhura "put it on screen"said Bart as Milhouse, Comic Book Guy and Martin sat down in the seats that the crewmembers they were temporarily replacing sat in. two Green aliens with glass domes around their heads appeared on screen "Attention Crew of the USS Enterprise, we know your Captain has disappeared and we will use this opportunity to negotiate with your crew, surrender everyone on board and your ship and we shall not annihilate you"said the two familiar aliens, Milhouse, Uhura, comicbookguy, Martin and Scotty turned to him "what shall we do captain?"asked Milhouse, Bart looked at them and then the rigellians "we'll negotiate"said Bart "what?"Asked Comicbookguy "captain that is not logical"said C.B.G. "Let me finish, we'll negotiate...WHEN PIGS FLY VAN HOUTEN, PRINCE OPEN FIRE! SCOTTY GET TO THE ENGINE ROOM AND CHECK THE ENGINES, TIME TO TAKE OUT THE TRASH!"yelled Bart "aye captain"said the crew, the Enterprise fired the pulse and plasma cannons, each shot just about managed to hit the Rigellian ship, the Rigellians ended the transmission and shot back "Captain we're under heavy fire"said Milhouse "tell me something I don't know"said Bart "Rigel 7 is a planet?"said Milhouse "cool"said Bart as he pressed a button on his chair and Scotty's voice came over the speakers "Captain the engines are damaged, I can't fix them in time for us to escape"said Scotty "Ok uhhh Prince what is the closest planet we can land on with our current engine status?"asked Bart "if we jump to warp speed in exactly one minute we should be able to enter the orbit of a planet called Endor, sensors show there are some supplies on Endor we could use"said Martin as he did some calculations "Captain our chances of survival are 45.9%"said Cbg "well then Mr Scott will the engines be able to make that jump?"asked Bart "aye captain but after we land that's it"said Mr Scott "Prince how long we got until time to jump to warp speed?"asked Bart "five seconds"said Martin "Uhura start countdown"said Bart "starting countdown Captain"said Uhura as she pressed a button " 1"counted down a robotic voice over the intercom "JUMP TO WARP SPEED VAN HOUTEN"yelled Bart "aye aye captain"said Milhouse as he pressed a button and the ship jumped to warp speed, Bart almost lost his lunch, CBG however did nothing, the ship arrived in the orbit of Endor "why did those aliens look familiar?"asked Bart "Captain I believe we saw them back on Earth a few times, think they were called Kang and Kodos"said Martin "oh now reusing aliens, too lazy to make another one? Bravo writer"said Cbg "who are you talking to?"asked Milhouse "well since Star Trek was a tv show and a few movies is it that far off an idea to assume that we are being recorded? And that someone is writing our adventures as we speak?"asked Cbg "maybe, but then if this is being written surely the writer wouldn't write a crossover without Captain Kirk in it"said Bart "ah, yes well uhhhh COMIC BOOK GUY AWAY!"yelled Cbg as he ran off "well that just happened, Mr Van Houten how long until we reach Endor?"asked Bart "half an hour"said Milhouse "perfect, if this was a story, the chapter would end right here"said Bart.
"Guess not"said Bart, suddenly the ship shook and everyone fell backward and the ship turned upward, Bart just about managed to get to his chair "Scotty what's going on?"asked Bart "the ships engines are failing, we're gonna have to beam you and a landing party down"said Scotty over comms "screw that I just need Milhouse"said Bart "sorry captain but Milhouse must remain here to help keep the ship in space and make sure it doesn't crash, same goes for Martin and Scotty and myself"said Uhura "sooo that means..."started Bart as he turned to comic book guy who had come back in at that exact moment "let us explore strange new worlds!"said Comic Book Guy in triumph "*sigh*alright"said Bart as he walked to the armoury with comic book guy and grabbed a plasma rifle "whoaaa cool man!"said Bart as he aimed at various objects and people "Captain it would be much more logical to use the phaser"said Comic Book Guy as he grabbed one and handed another to Bart "awww alright"said Bart as they walked to the transporter room and found Scotty there "ready to beam down?"asked Scotty "yep"said Bart as he and comic book guy stepped onto the transporter and Scotty beamed then down to Endor.
Sup guys I thought of writing this as a fanfic yesterday I think but I had the idea like a month ago anyway hope you guys liked it and I may have next one up soon also when I say Cbg, cbg or CBG it's comic book guy and yeah also when he mocks the writer I'm doing a simpsons v fox thing like in the series when they insult fox so yeah see ya next time!