This is a really random one-shot that just popped into my head. I wanted to write something that began with the sentence "He stared." I don't know why, I just wanted to! It is really short though... Half of the word count is the Mika-inu and Jane-chan talking to you. =(
Disclaimer: You are going to make me say it? ... *sighs* Fine. I don't own Detective Conan in anyway. *Starts Crying* Are you happy now? Leave the poor author alone!
He stared.
This was not real. It was all some really bizarre dream.
He blinked and rubbed his eyes. Nope, still there.
This couldn't be real… But if it wasn't real, why was he seeing it?
Who thehell came up with this idea? 'Kaitou Kid or Mom,' he thought immediately. 'Who else? They must have been working together.' He stared again.
'I will torture him… And it will be painful and fishy and… It will be bad… For him. For her… I will think of something.'
But for right now, Shinichi couldn't do anything as he sat there in front of the entire police force, Kaitou Kid's heist crowd and mutiple cameras in a dress.
It wasn't even a non-girly dress. Where the hell do they actually sell pink and purple dress with ruffles and sequins? He was going to find out.
And once he found out, he was going to burn the place to the ground.
So this was why his mom had had him dress up like a girl. It was a little less humiliating when all the people saw was some pretty girl Kaitou Kid had just dressed up in the most girly dress in the world, given her a rose and left in a puff of smoke.
They were still going to pay though. Whether or not he looked like a guy, Shinichi was and now…
They should flee in terror. After all, Shinichi knew a lot of ways to kill someone and never get caught.
I thought about it and Shinichi really should know a lot of ways to kill someone without ever getting caught with the amount of crime scenes he has been around.
Also, originally Shinichi was just his normal self that Kaitou Kid had stuffed into a dress somehow, but then Shinichi looked at me with those damned puppy dog eyes and said, "Can you at least preserve some of my dignity?" and so I had his mother do that. =)
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