Title: Little Blue Alien for the Big Blue Alien
Author: cyan_raven (just a new name for Cheza)
Rated: T at most (for cartoon-ish violence)
Series: Avengers/Thor
Genre: Humor
Summary: Inspired by the norsekink fills, mostly Mortal Frenemies by maulfan found here:
norsekink. livejournal 8802. html?thread =18304610#t18304610
This tribute to maulfan's work came about after seeing several adorable crossover pictures immediately followed by reading her work. The plot bunnies were positively rabid.
Loki encounters the Midgardian movie, Lilo & Stitch, and creates his own blue little friend… only to sick it on the ones that had always mocked him. Who's laughing now, Sif?
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Ever since meeting the Warriors 3 and Lady Sif, the Avengers had begun to sympathize with Loki, even if only just a little. Oh, who are we kidding? The only one who couldn't feel the tension in the air was Thor. If anything, they were actually grateful that Loki seemed content to aim at them while they were there. After all, why should they help people who actively insult their team's fighting ability? They shouldn't, in Tony's opinion. In this case however, they couldn't. Not because they were injured or trapped mind you. No, they were just laughing too hard.
"I'm cute and fluffy!" a little blue, four armed alien shouted while tossing Volstag aside. It dodged the other warriors, laughing all the while. The familiar quote had Clint gasping for air as he held his sides and watched the unfolding mayhem, tears of laughter staining his cheeks. Tony himself was barely standing, his arms wrapped around his middle as he struggled to breathe.
"Punch buggy! No punch back!" the cartoon creation shouted before playing whack-a-mole with the warriors, a red Bug acting as its hammer. Having won the fight, it walked over to a shocked Tony and handed him a slip of paper before promptly stealing the warriors left boots and running away, its laugh echoing off the skyscrapers.
Reading the message sent him into another laughing fit. After most of the laughter died away, he walked over to a heavily bruised Thor, clapped him on the shoulder, and said," Next time I see your brother I'm giving him a hug."
The small slip of paper fell from limp fingers as Tony's laughter resumed at Thor's utter confusion. The words, "Your welcome" glinted in the sunlight for a moment before a mindful Natasha picks it up and hides it from the prying eyes of those not in on the joke.
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For now this may just stay a one-shot but if I come up with more Avengers Stitch cuteness I'll try to put it up.