Karkat was daydreaming, and cuddling John's couch. He was purring. Dave and John were curious about what Karkat's daydreams were. "It feels so good..." He mumbled. John and Dave exchanged glances. Just what was Karkat daydreaming about?
"Um..."
"Oh uh..." Karkat stopped purring, seeming to having snapped out of his daydream.
"Were you...daydreaming about cuddling someone?"
"Um...maybe..." Karkat was trying to say something, but it just came out as squeaks and gibberish. John and Dave glanced at Karkat, then each other. Karkat's face was a bright red.
"Why were you cuddling my couch?"
"Eh eheh...heh."
"Karkat..."
"Okay fine, I was daydreaming about cuddling...my...matesprit."
"I didn't know you had one."
"Yeah..."
"Didn't expect you to be the type that would fall in love."
"Well, most people can fall in love. Few can't however...but I'm not one of those few."
"I expected you to be one of those few.
"You should probably meet her..."
"Okay."
"Oh, I better show you my new house too!" Karkat walked out of John's house and led him to his car.
"How are we suppose to get to your house with THAT? It's on a totally different planet!"
"Not to mention a whole another universe. Well, it warps. Get in there." Karkat opened the door to the backseat and shoved in John. "Be sure to buckle." John buckled up, and Karkat did the same. "Are you buckled?" Karkat asked.
"Yeah." John replied. They then warped, and landed near Karkat's house.
"We are here." Karkat and John unbuckled and got out of the car.
"Why are we outside your house?"
"She moved in with me, idiot."
"Oh."
"Feurie! We have a guest!"
"Oh really? Bring them in!"
"Okay!" Karkat and John went inside.
"Wow nice pl-" John started to say, but he was shocked by Feurie's appearance. "You didn't tell me she was some sort of bipedal furry thing!"
"Oh yeah, forgot to mention that. And the name of her species is rainbownan."
"She doesn't really look horrifying, to be honest. More like a furry human being with crazy colors."
"I missed you!" Feurie ran over to Karkat and purred as she cuddled him, and Karkat purred in delight. They really seemed to be enjoying each other's company quite a bit. John just stared at the two, not really wanting to interrupt their happiness. Feurie suddenly paused. "Oh wait! I forgot to tell you my name! It's Feurie..."
"That's a pretty name. I'm John. We could chat together on Pesterchum.
"Oh, neat. I have an account. My username is reitisNosinei. It means organSurgery, in Rainnum, a rainbownan language, if you were wondering."
"Mine is ectoBiologist."
"Interesting name. Ectobiologist...sounds kinda familiar but I can't quite put my finger on it..."
"Ectobiologist...ectobiology...oh my god. John knows about it."
"Why wouldn't I?"
"It's troll tech..."
"Some troll things match up with human things, so I guess it's a case of that."
"But why does it have the EXACT SAME NAME?"
"Actually it's rainbownan tech..." Feurie tried to explain, but neither of them, not even Karkat, paid attention to what she said.
"You say something babe?" Karkat asked.
"Nevermind..."
"Oh, okay."
"I think the trolls stole it from the humans!"
"No, the humans stole it from the trolls!"
"GUYS!" Feurie yelled.
"Something wrong babe?" Karkat asked.
"Yes! I don't like seeing you two argue like this!"
"Oh...sorry about that."
"It's okay...but I need to explain. You see, the trolls didn't steal it from the humans, nor did the humans steal it from the trolls. Rainbownans GAVE them Ectobiology." Karkat and John exchanged glances.
"That makes sense."
