What Kind Of Question Is That?
A/N & Disclaimer-Just a silly idea I had of a crack pairing. Sadly, my request to own the franchise was denied.
Vamdemon was starting to grow impatient. He had already seen about sixty children that day and none of them were the eight child. How hard is it to find one child, he thought to himself as the Bakemon brought in a new bunch of children and adults. In this peculiar branch there was a pair of mahogany haired children, who he assumed were siblings stood out to him.
The boy, who looked no older then the brat with the Patamon started bawling, while the older girl, who looked like was in her early teens comforted him. Their parents, who looked horrified shouted to the brats to be brave causing the boy to wipe his tears away. The girl, then grabbed a hold of her brother's hand as they were being lined up.
Even though she was scared out of her mind, Jun was trying to be brave for her little brother. An optimist, she was trying to find something positive in the bleak situation that they were currently in. Looking towards the front of the line she saw him, a honest to goodness vampire. Jun, who was secretly a bookworm was a fan of the vampire genre. And boy, she thought, was he cute. Suddenly not caring about the reason that they were brought there, she suddenly started to fix her hair. After all, she reasoned, it's not every day that you get to meet a hot vampire.
As Vamdemon scanned the line in front of him, his eyes soon fell upon the girl who was beginning to giggle. Didn't she know who he was, he thought to himself clearly agitated at the way that she was behaving. He is the lord of darkness, damn it. She should be quaking in fear like all the others, not acting like some young vampire in a blood bank.
"Next," barked our Picodevimon as the girl and her brother stepped forward.
The girl stopped her giggling for a moment and started to blush. "You're cute," she said.
"Yeah so," Vamdemon said in a irradiated tone.
"Do you sparkle?"
"What kind of question is that," squeaked Picodevimon. "Don't you know anything, vampires do not sparkle." Vamdemon silently agreed with his henchman while wonderinh if there was something mentally wrong with the girl.
"I know," she replied somewhat coy, "I just think that it would be kind of cool if they did."
"Well, it wouldn't and I don't" Vamdemon replied icily, "Tailmon, are either of these children the eight child?"
The cat-like creature looked up at the both of them with pity in her eyes. "No master," she replied.
"Then take them away, "Vamdemon ordered, "for I have no use for them now."
Watching as the Bakemon carted them away, he shook his head in disbelief, and vowed that his first order of business when he became ruler of both worlds was to educate the humans on real vampire lore.