The prisoner of Azkaban of haruhi suzumiya Episode 1
Harry wakes up, ready to go to the sos brigade, but then remembers "But I need to go to hogwarts. School started again. Dangit." Harry gets out of his bed, changes into his day clothes, and goes downstairs preparing to be yelled at by Vernon, his uncle. And man was he right. "Harry…." Began Vernon. Harry interrupted him by saying "Yeah I know aunt marge is coming over soon and I have to be on my best behavior or else. Look, pretty soon im gonna go to my room and find that an owl or whatever has given me a letter, so im gonna go up now and read it." Harry goes back upstairs and sits on his bed, and finds that 3 owls came to his house. "Yeah yeah I know." Began harry "I have a gift from Hermione and ron. It's a broom servicing kit and a box of candy. Harry opens his box. And ignores the letter from Hermione because he already knows what it says. Okay I got my junk so I can just go downstairs and wait for Vernon to yell at me." Harry goes down stairs… again. "Anything else?" said harry, walking to the fridge to get some rotton cheese for breakfast. "You need to go out and buy groceries by the way. We are almost starving to death so yeah…" "Any second now… aunt marge is going to come…" Harry pushes Dudley in front of the door. Dudley gets up and cries to Vernon "Daddy! Harry pushed me!!!!" Harry sits by himself on the couch, angry face, fake tears in his eyes… Vernon just walks out of the living room. Harry is ecstatic about it, and gets even happier remembering school starts TOMMOROW, not today. He goes back upstairs again, and isn't even annoyed he went up and down so many times. He puts on his brigade uniform, and walks out the door. He walks to the sos brigade, opens the door, and goes into the bulding. "Laaaa deee daaaaa…." However, harry finds out nobody is there. "Hmm… okay…" says harry. He decides to stay in the clubroom, because he knows aunt marge is coming to his house. He sits there and pulls out "Harry potter and the prisoner of Azkaban" And starts to read it. Harry puts down the book and goes back home. He sits on the couch extremely angry, annoyed, and bored. "OH MY GOD IM SO BORED!!!" says harry, extremely upset. Harry has a light bulb above his head a few minutes later, and he laughs. "I will go search Hermione on google!" said harry to himself, going to the computer in the dining room and searching Hermione on google. He gets a picture of her "enjoying a beer!?" says harry, closing the window. He goes downstairs, to the phone, and calls Hermione. She never called him, but yuki told harry that Hermione's number was XXX-XXXX (I censored her phone number because I don't want perverts calling her and molesting her) "Hermione, your drinking beer! You do alcohol. I saw it on google! What were you thinking?!" Hermione laughs "That's not me silly. I have no idea how the hell you found that picture, but that's not me. That doesn't even look like me. Its obviously a faker. Are you retarded? I saw that picture, of the bitch impersonating me...." Harry smiles "Well of course, I just couldn't believe it was you so I decided to ask you. But I believe you Hermione…." Hermione hangs up on him by accident. She drops the phone. "Hermione? What the fuck? Don't hang up on me!!!" said harry. He threw the phone not hard enough for it to break don't worry