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I OWN NOTHING
Okay So for those of you who have already read this chapter, nothing has really changed, just a few ways things where said and some other things. This chapter will probably be looked at again for editing but unless you're just picking this up you can pretty much ignore it. Yes I'm finally posting chapter two. No there will not be a large authors note there, as I'm placing it at the top of this chapter. Chapter three is being worked on but I finally decided what direction I'm taking this. My outline is giving me a bit of a headache but I have a heading so chapters shouldn't be as far from each other as usual. Hopefully, no promises. If you need to tell me something PM me.
"Mmgfu-"
An orange ear twitched to the sound as a tanned blonde headed boy turned in the general direction of the moans. Two red slit eyes stared blandly at the two tied up lumps, wiggling from their perch in the trees. It was a brown haired boy in an open light gray button down shirt over a black t-shirt with black slacks, and a black haired girl in a white short sleeved blouse over a black dress. She had black wings and paper with strange markings covering her body. Both where bound, gagged, and blindfolded as the foxy one sat in the grass considering his options.
One was just a normal human boy, and the other a fallen angel.
Only the perverted flesh-bag saw him.
Then again the girl probably wasn't in the area alone. Fallen angels tended to travel in packs, the lower number of wings they had. Which brought him to the next problem.
Lifting a small paper up, the whiskered blond grimaced at the summoning circle. The evidence that devils were also involved in the situation, not that the barrier didn't tip him off.
The fact that someone had been trying to get through his seals for the last half hour only served to make this more annoying.
All of this just pointed at something too troublesome to bother with, and the stupid boy was at the center of it. The joys of being such a 'nice' person.
On a side note, the weather was nice enough to let his nine orange tails fan out to stretch.
"Mmgff! Mffgha!"
Naruto's eyes twitched as the girl seemed to be getting very vocal.
"What was that birdie? You prefer the art of shibari when tied up."
As soon as the blonde said that the floundering girl froze. Naruto's grin grew wider as he sensed her panic rise when she started flopping frantically around in fear.
"Mfg!?"
The boy next to her on the other hand spouted a nose bleed, as his body slumped in what Naruto figured was a daze.
"Well I guess it is bad manners to leave my guests outside, why don't you two cool down, I'll be back soon."
Standing up slowly the boy stretched his body out, pulling his extra appendages inside himself to blend in and disappeared in a passing breeze.
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Rias Gremory, a beautiful red headed girl with knee length hair, and antennae of hair sticking out the top, is one of the most sought after girls in her age group. Known as one of the two Great Lady's, she was as unflappable and distant as they come.
However right now as she stood there in front of a small park. A park that just a month go did not exist and that was full of many exotic trees, with as single path leading inside
Rias was getting frustrated.
"So, what do you think is in there?"
"Ara, ara president, if I didn't know any better it sounds like you're doubting yourself."
Rias didn't even spare a glance at the buxom black haired girl as her long whip like ponytail blew in the breeze.
The girl stood off to the side with a smile on her face, brushing an errant hair out of her angelic face. Her violet eyes where filled with mirth at what the situation, as she thought of what this could potentially implicate.
Her name was Himejima Akeno and she was the other Great Lady of Kuoh. Granted she really did give the air of a high class princess.
"Akeno, be serious. You saw what happened when I went in there."
"Ah yes, you were like a puppet being led around in a circle, fu fu I wonder what the others would think."
The seething look Rias sent her was enough as she giggled into her hand.
"Just kidding."
"Walking in circles? Man that's boring." As a light boyish voice piped up from behind the two girls they tensed, with Rias whipping around to face the boy that shouldn't have been there. "Then again you seem the type princess."
What Rias came face to face with was the one and only Uzumaki Naruto. The unassuming boy that sat next to her class, a rebellious student their peers have titled the sleepy storm.
He stood at about 176 centimeters, and had an orange headband keeping his spiky blonde locks out of his whiskered face. Bright blue eyes stared into her own teal ones with a mischievous twinkle in them like he was in the middle of another one of his pranks, and she was center target.
It was a look he'd been giving her since he transferred in a month ago.
He was still wearing the school uniform sans the jacket, and with the white striped button up shirt hanging open revealing the black t-shirt with the orange swirl on his chest. As per usual, he was snickering.
For what it was worth the only facial reaction he got out of the red head with her arms crossed was the continuous twitching of her eye brows.
"Ah the cold treatment now? Wonder how long that'll last princess-chan."
"Y-you?"
Akeno for her part was just enjoying the idiot work, as she calmly turned to greet the newcomer.
"Well hello there Uzumaki-kun, fancy meeting you here of all places."
With a nod of acknowledgment Naruto hummed. Right before twisting away from the irate girl moving towards the beaten path between the trees.
"Not really, I do live in there. So can I help you with anything? You've been beating on my door for the last half hour, and the headache you have been giving me has made it a little hard for me to concentrate on accommodating my... guests."
"Accommodating and you do not go together, or did you forget how you 'helped' the student council spread love last week. The president just barely made it out of that with her dignity intact."
At those words his grin grew shark like, not that the two girls could see it. They did however shiver a bit as the atmosphere suddenly set them on edge. Turning around with his hands in his pockets Naruto leaned against a tree.
"Hah, that was a good one. Too bad they never caught the guy right princess-chan. If they did I'm sure his school life would simply cease don't you think?"
"Oh my, I was really hoping it was you Uzumaki-kun, it seemed like such a fun game to play."
"Akeno, enough. What business do you have with the fallen angel and Hyoudou issei, Uzumaki."
Naruto for his part just put on a confused expression, tilting his head just ever so slightly, blinking a couple of times to really sell his innocence.
"Why does it matter?"
"Eh?" Neither girls expected such a response from the now bored looking blonde.
"What? I'm not really one for beating round the bush, and dealing with you is putting me in a bad mood, princess. So again, why do you care? Or are you just upset that I stopped you from conveniently saving his life, ne Devil-chan?"
At those words the girls jumped back defensively in shock. Rias's face taking on a darker tone at the slight to her while her body began glowing crimson.
"Oh that's a good look on you princess, no wonder sadists-chan follows you around like a lost pup-Gah!"
Naruto was interrupted by a bolt of electricity slamming into his body. For a moment he just stood there convulsing, before his body disappeared in a puff of smoke.
Akeno looked a little ruffled at that comment, her hands stretched out with sparks jumping from her body, a magic circle fading from in front of her.
"Now that wasn't nice."
The voice was so close Akeno yelped as her body whipped around. What she was met with however was not a blond boy, but several small pellets that slammed into her face covering her in various colors. A moment later a single piece of paper floated down in front of her with the words, 'I win! Good luck next time.' Followed by a victory sign.
A bulging vein could be seen on Rias's forehead as she found the blonde hanging from a tree upside down, all the while laughing.
"You do know this is Gremory territory and this could potentially break the ceasefire that's been held all these years."
Naruto just looked at her and pointed at himself.
"So, what does that have to do with me? I don't fall under any of the factions, therefore I don't care about your rules. The whole thing is stupid anyway."
"So you think you can just walk all over us then?"
"I'm still here. That and with the current situation, you can't look weak in your families eyes, isn't that right princess?"
Naruto and the tree he was in where immediately consumed in a pillar of crimson magic. When it was gone there was nothing left of either, leaving her and Akeno alone.
"I don't care who you think you are Uzumaki, if you think you can manipulate me, you're one thousand years too early to even try."
"Ara, ara butchou, I think someone wants to die." When she looked at her queen, she saw the mirth in her eyes as she giggled into her hands.
There was a clicking sound followed by a whirring. Then a breeze which brought forth what looked to be a developing picture of Rias in a wedding dress, with a stuffed pheonix in a tux sitting on her head. There was also a small note on the bottom of that.
'What price will you pay to break it?'
The explosion that ripped through a few unfortunate trees moments later was like music to his ears.
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"So birdie, have you cooled down yet?"
"MFGH, VGH!"
The vehemence of the girls moaning was not missed as the girl put however much energy as she could into it.
"Eh, good enough."
The next thing the girl knew she was on the ground without the blindfold and gag. Across from her was her original target, still alive, kicking, and looking very much confused.
"Who the hell are you!?" She screeched.
"Oi! I'm the one who asks the questions here not you birdie." His point was punctuated by a small pebble hitting her forehead, knocking the back of her head into a tree.
"Cha! FUCK!"
"Umm... Naruto sempai, what's going on?"
The brown haired underclassman looked completely out of his element, though his eyes kept glancing back to the breasts in front of him. The very same set that had tried to kill him earlier today.
"Focus pervy apprentice" As Naruto spoke he flicked Hyoudou Issei in the head. "What you see in front of you Issei is a specimen of woman that you want to stay away from at all costs, a man eater."
"Really?" Issei's brown eyes where a glow with excitement.
"Hey! I resent that!"
"Sadly yes, she will tempt you with sex, and you may even get it, but the goal is something else entirely. In her case you got nothing but a date, and she wanted your life."
Issei gasped. "That's terrible."
The fallen angel really wanted to hit something as Naruto nodded sagely.
"But there is a light at the end of the tunnel, for you have graduated from my eyes from one of the perverted trio, to the perverted apprentice that shall challenge the world!"
"Eh, but I am just a normal guy."
"Silence pervy apprentice, I have work to do." Walking over to the struggling angel Naruto grabbed her by the collar and started dragging her away all the while whistling a jaunty tune.
"H-hey, let go of me. Where are you taking me?"
"Oh I just have a few questions fallen-san"
The way he answered that sent chills down her spine.
"H-HEY! Stop, Issei help me, I'm sorry for trying to kill you. I won't do it again just make him stop! Don't let him take me!"
Issei wasn't entirely sure what to think about what was happening, though with her struggling and the way the wire was tied he got a nice view of her bouncing breasts.
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"So Hyoudou Issei, according to Ray-chan over there, you are the proud owner of a powerful thing called a sacred gear." As Naruto stood in front of the boy in the good guy pose when confetti burst from the ground with streamers, and cheering filling the clearing.
Looking over to where Raynare the fallen angel was he could only pity the girl as she was faced down, her butt in the air foam dripping from her mouth. Every few seconds her body would spasm, and she would let out a sultry pain filled moan.
"What did you do to her?"
"Don't you worry about that flesh-bag, what you need to worry about is what I am going to do to you."
With a gulp Issei weakly laughed as he viewed the blonds widening grin.
"Aw come on Uzumaki-sempai, you didn't really mean it when you said I was your apprentice now right?"
When the only sound that filled the clearing was the wind blowing and the continued whimpers of his attacker. A deep dark pit formed in Issei's gut.
"Right sempai? You were joking?"
"I wonder if throwing you off a cliff is a good way to start with you."
Panic filled Issei as he attempted to crawl away like a Caterpillar from a very hungry bird. Only this bird was not interested in eating him.
He didn't get too far when he felt a tugging feeling and he was suddenly hanging upside down by his feet from his new 'Teachers' hand.
"Oh come on, you can't seriously think I'm going to start you on that?"
For the next five minutes Issei screamed for help, as Naruto dragged both him, and the girl back to his home.
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"So what you're telling me, is I am now involved in the supernatural world and Rias Gremory was going to let me die. All so I could for all intents and purposes become her slave?" Issei was finally free of his bindings, and now had a cup of tea sitting in front of him at a table that looked rather well put together.
He was sitting in a kitchen/dining room across from his host who was already on his sixth cup of ramen.
"That's what it looks like." Naruto nodded scooping more noodles in his mouth to enjoy his dinner.
"And you stopped this from happening on a whim?"
"Now you're just putting words in my mouth."
"And her?"
"Think of her as an obsessively misguided cultist, one that is blindly charging forward, to make the people she respects acknowledge her."
"That's, oddly specific."
"Yeah, well you didn't have her crying all over you. Telling you everything she could to make it stop." There was a tint of red on Naruto's cheeks when he said that.
"Really though, what did you do to her?" As he said this Raynare was peeking out from behind the kitchen counter, tears pooling in her eyes like a child that has just been punished.
"Kid, you really don't want to know."
The glint in Naruto's eyes as he stared down the brown haired human in front of him put off that questioning for now.
"Well then, how exactly are you going to train me?"
"Every day be here after class, I've probably got some time before anything really relevant happens."
"What about Rias-sempai?"
"Do what you would normally do, just don't join her peerage. I don't care what she offers you, if you go against that." Suddenly Issei felt a very ominous presence and could have sworn there was a giant Kitsune standing behind his new teacher, nine tails waving about angrily.
"Let's just say you won't be happy." The smile on Naruto's face felt so out of place but the gulping Issei came to realize this was a something he was stuck in now.
"Now then," The oppressive aura dropped and a goofy smile spread across Naruto's face. "Sorry about the dramatics and whatnot, I just had to make sure you understood what was going. Man thinking and being all depressing is not my thing. How do people do this all the time, this is such a drag."
"Oh I guess I should formally introduce myself, I am Uzumaki Naruto, Sage, overall bad ass, and the most unpredictable ninja you'll ever meet. No I am not human, I'm actually not sure what I am anymore."
None of anything Naruto said made him feel better about the situation.
'What happened to my normal life?' Tears fell down Issei's face as he imagined all of the breasts floating away. A new horrible chapter was beginning in his life, and he had a distinct feeling he would regret it if he decided to skip training.
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"Settle down, students we have a new member joining us today." After waiting for the class to settle down from the excitement the teacher called out.
"You can come in now."
When the door opened an above average height blond with whiskers stepped into the room, giving a cursory glance to everyone with his slouched posture and a hand in his pocket. His blue eyes stopped on one redhead momentarily before moving along as he stood up in the middle of the class.
"Go ahead and introduce yourself."
With a sigh and a bored expression he shrugged.
"Hi, my name is The Great Uzumaki Naruto, I like ramen, training, nature, and the people precious to me in my life. I dislike the three minutes it takes to make ramen, and certain systems in place by different cultures. My dream for the future is to change the world and settle down."
This was the day that markedly changed everything.
Sona Sitri remembered that day perfectly as she thought about the brutish blonde. She was also the only one to really notice something truly odd about the Uzumaki. His presence always seemed to just diminish after you spoke with the boy, it didn't matter what it was, but you consciously forgot about him.
With this in mind she decided to try and do the one thing she would regret for the rest of her days.
Attempt to add him to her peerage.
Naruto's response did not sit well with her at all, and she was still paying for it in droves. His righteous anger, his dominating aura, and the fact that she felt like he was dissecting her with his eyes, almost looking directly into her own soul. It was a disquieting feeling and she really didn't like remembering that event.
So when she found her childhood friend calmly throwing a tantrum about the odd boy, the girl could only make one assumption.
"Rias, please tell me you didn't try to add Naruto to your peerage."
"Why would I add that 'thing', to my peerage, look what he did to me."
With that she showed the infuriating picture.
If it wasn't for the fact that she knew what the image implied, Sona might have found it a little relieving that she wasn't the only one getting hit.
But as her glasses slipped down her face, she realized that what this implicated was much worse than a security risk.
"Rias he's only been here a month, not that it's a big secret but how did he find out?"
"I don't know, and quite frankly I don't care. Something needs to be done about this. 'We' need to do something."
When Sona opened her mouth to respond, her body visibly twitched as a certain memory surfaced. She could just imagine the devilish blond cackling away plotting the next big thing with her at the forefront. Turning away her face bright red Sona coughed into her hands.
"I regret to inform you Rias, but recently the student council has taken on several events that I must attend too." With that Sona lifted the stack of requests and began stamping approved on them.
Rias gave her friend a bewildered look, truly taking in the expression of the black haired girl with the shoulder length hair. The slim violet eyed devil was incredibly nervous about something as she began moving through documents. Deciding to see what was so important, Rias picked up a couple of the stamped sheets.
"You approved Ramen Lovers Day, and the less restrictive uniforms for the girls kendo club?"
With a gulp and the sweetest smile Sona could muster she paused and just nodded her head.
"It's all for the enrichment of the school."
Rias was a bit put off by the way her friend was acting. So she slowly backed out of the room as Sona continued stamping approved through various documents.
'I am so going to regret this later.' Was Sona's thoughts as she watched Rias slowly leave all the while holding her tears back.
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Hyoudou Issei felt the weight of the world on his shoulders, as he trudged up the path towards his school.
The night had been a rough one fraught with nightmares and taunts of the things to come. The tiny green haired fairy that was doing a terrible job of hiding while following him only further destroyed his hopes that it was all a horrible fever induced dream. She didn't like him at all, and he could just feel her ire piercing his very being.
"You don't have to follow me to school, Sia."
"Naruto-sama assigned me the task of keeping you out of trouble. You should be grateful to have such a cute girl escorting you." The tiny girl huffed indignantly obviously irritated with the aforementioned task the as she floated along the top of a wall.
Sia was about half a foot tall with bright pink wings and long flowing light green locks of hair. She was wearing an orange sun dress. Her tiny oval eyes matched her wings perfectly.
"Yes but did you have to wake me up like that?"
"Naruto-sama told you to be on time today and act like nothing happened. You didn't wake up to your alarm so I took the liberty to douse you with water." She was smiling at the memory as she moved to float alongside the depressing boy. "I thought your reaction was funny."
'How am I supposed to act normal with her around?'
"Oh don't worry about anyone seeing me, we fairies can only be seen those we wish to be seen by or beings closely related to nature. Being that the latter is probably an impossibility you should be fine." Looking up she noticed someone at the end of the street. "Look alive big guy, you have company."
Snapping his head up, Issei immediately noticed the beautiful red head standing off to the side, as if waiting on someone. Upon realizing who it was Issei felt his stomach start to flip flop, and pictured Naruto's smiling face.
"Suddenly I feel a burning need to relieve myself right now." He mumbled to himself.
As Issei was beginning to pass Rias, she moved to block his path, trying to take command of the moment with her poise and status.
Issei couldn't help but admire the size of her breasts and overall curvy body, which made the girl grin. But his look changed from interested to horror in almost a moment as he jumped away from her like she was poison.
Issei cried for the first time that day as he charged passed the stunned girl shouting, "Such a beautiful specimen, yet I must stand strong against such a fruit! I am not worthy!"
'Don't worry little Issei it's all for you, there are other beautiful women in the sea.' He thought to himself not even registering the hysterical laughter of the fae creature behind him.
Rias Gremory was left dumbfounded in the middle of road with various students staring at her.
"I don't know what happened." She stated blandly a little unnerved at the state of affairs within the last twenty four hours.
Flipping open her phone she pressed a few buttons. After a moment of waiting she cleared her throat.
"Akeno you're up."
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Naruto was finding the situation hysterical. Issei was spazzing out at every turn through the day, like a proverbial noose was hanging above his head. He was quite curious how long until the boy snapped. For he was sure that girl was going to do anything at this point to get Issei into her peerage. The only question he had, was she more manipulative than he was terrified.
That answer was surprisingly answered during lunch when Issei ran to him begging him for a loop hole of some kind. Something about bountiful bundles of joy and cute mascots. Naruto swore that the boy's soul left him when he was denied, yet the boy remained strong.
"Maybe Raynare affected him more than I thought. Hmm, I should get her something nice." He idly mused to himself as he relaxed perched upon the fence surrounding the schools roof. In his hands was a notebook with doodles and small notes on the best ways to train his new pupil.
It really had been such a nice few days, just him, the cool breeze, the soft chattering of fellow students, and a door slamming open behind him.
He only turned to acknowledge the red head was there and continued contemplating the meaning of life and the universe again.
"Why?"
Humming at the sound, he could just hear her cool slowly crumbling away. Deciding he rather preferred the silence to her demanding questions he chose remain silent.
"Answer me Uzumaki, why are you doing this?"
"Did you know Riser Phenex was planning on using his sister's body in a political bait and switch?"
Rias sputtered at the information thrown her way.
"Yeah, that was my reaction, just makes me hate him so much more." the laugh that followed was mirthless. "Man you really drew the short straw. If this marriage really goes through, this will turn into a black mark for your family. That I can promise you."
"D-do you have proof?" As nervous as she sounded Naruto could trace some hope in there.
"Sure, but it's not going to do you much good." A small yellow folder that practically appeared in his hands out of nowhere, was flicked to her. "An anonymous tip was dropped that saved his sister and in a way forced his families hand."
Rias was only half listening as she read the details involving one Ravel Phenex. Her face seemed to be getting paler by the second, but she did register his last words.
"What do you mean forced their hands?"
"The Phenex family are trying to save face by giving themselves an out, an excuse when this all blows up. Guess who the prime candidate is?"
The cheshire grin on Naruto's face only hammered home what was going on in her little world.
"Me?" His grin only got wider as she caught on.
"Ding, ding, ding! I would expect your marriage date to be moved up to within the next month and a half. You have very few options of getting out of this, even worse chances on your own."
The matter of fact way he said it bothered her, but she knew he was right. She had tried for years to annul this cursed contract to no avail. At this point there really where only a few ways out and disgracing herself might not even work as they may just force her to go through with it in spite, though she wasn't totally against trying.
"Then there is me, I can have you out of this marriage contract today. No negotiations or beating around the bush, just straight facts and ultimatums. For a limited time mind you."
"For a price?"
"For a very steep price Princess, the question is, are you willing to pay mine?"
Rias felt like she may be making a deal with a devil, she knew he wasn't one but the smile on his face and the overall aura he was emitting made her feel cornered.
"What do you want?"
"Oh nothing much, just the complete release of one Koneko 'Shirone' Toujou from your services as well as her absolute freedom."