Isabella Swan has been particularly clumsy at the oddest of times in her short life. She is well known in the ER department of hospital in each city she has lived. one ulside is the growing list of hilarious stories to match each scar.
Now at 24 years old, Bella (as she is commonly known as), has given all hope that she will grow into grace and possibly wear heels with causing severe pain, for her and surrounding victims. Her profession as an editor, and part time airthor, means the possibility to work from home. This was highly recommended after the ladt office incident. This incident involved a small fire, out of control coffee pot and sprinklers.
One day, while going to get her caffine fix and a tasty treat from her favourite cafe, Bella ran into a poor unsuspecting victim. And I do mean ran, as a NFL takedown or a lion hunting guzelle. It was brutal, it was nasty. It was also quite spectacular to see a tiny person like Bella take down a man double her size. She also ended up straddling him and practically assaulting him when she realised her predicament. This poor man held her still with a hug. He started to laugh, as he has had never been in a situation like this.
Poor Bella, turned dark red with shame, sighed, then looked into his beautiful green eyes and whispered, "Whoops"
