Hey guys! So I literally created this account just to post this story away from judgmental eyes... but anyways! Shizaya pairing from Durarara! Haven't got much to say aside from I hope you enjoy and please R&R cuz those are sustenance for me!

Smash.

Bam.

Snap.

Crunch.

Few more steps…. The stained wood of the door was cool relief on his cheek, but the thud of his head echoed in his blurry mind.

"Celty? Celty my Celty is that you my love?" cried the pervert on the other side of the door, his sing-song voice just the right pitch to bring pain to the noir- haired man's head. The coolness on his face was gone suddenly, and he had the sensation of wind, and perhaps there was spinning, and he was on the floor.

"I- Izaya?" bespectacled Shinra peered down at him, worry on his face. White and red and yellow spots flashed over his vision, soon replaced by black spots that overtook him completely.

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Shadows… Blue shadows and black shadows and moving voids. It was some hour of the evening, night, early morning. And the shifting voids were flowing from one body, which was then blocked from view. He shut his eyes against blinding white light, slowly slitting them open until the light came into focus.

- I see you're finally awake, I'll let Shinra know –

"Thanks Celty." He grimaced. The black figure stood up, the wisping voids following in her wake. He stared at the ceiling, eyes dancing on the edges of the moonlight. How did I get here?

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"IZAYAAAAAAAA- KUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!'' A stop sign smashed into the shop window next to my head. Damn. "Haven't got time to play with you today Shizu-chan! Got work to do!" I sang, turning to the blonde man.

"LIKE HELL YOU DO!" Didn't the city just replace that guard rail from their last playdate? Gosh, the city should start charging him for the destruction the brute caused. "DAMN FLEA GET BACK HERE!" Shizuo ran, guard railing in hand as I jumped up onto a stop light. I paused, sticking my tongue out at him before dashing off, leaving his deep yelling and smashing behind -

Slam! A red vending machine dropped in front of me, blocking my path and missing me by centimeters. Hearing the clunk of his heavy heeled dress shoes behind me, I turned to face him. Flashing yellow and black, metal made contact with skull, and then pavement made contact with skull. Staring at the sky, he saw the blonde brute come into view. In the distance, (was it in the distance?) I heard sirens.

"Damn." The brute grunted, dropping his cigarette onto my face. "Guess I gotta leave you with this for now, flea." What? With wh- crunch. Never one to show weakness, I bit my tongue to hold in my screams. He ran off, blue and red flashing too close. Cops? Capturing an injured Izaya The Great? Not happening. Move. Move. God dammit move! With exhaustive effort I managed to get up. Shinra's apartment was…. Six blocks from here. Better get going.

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"So what do I got doctor?" he teased. Shinra's glasses glinted. "Tease all you like, but you're not in any shape to. In fact, you're in debt to me. If you had waited there for an ambulance you might not have made it. I practically saved your life! Gosh, you should I don't know, buy me a penthouse or something – or even better! A cute little cottage by the sea for my beautiful Celty and I! With white siding and a red door, and a little vegetable garden for Celty, and a white picket fence and-"Shinra continued on with his fantasizing. He shut my eyes tightly, grimacing. Shinra's ranting was cut short by a shadow punch delivered by Celty, who he turned his gaze to now. "Affectionate as ever, Celty." he commented. Shinra was doubled over, but managed a grinning thumbs up, "Yeah, she just can't keep her hands off me!" He shrank away from Celty's sudden movement, but she merely held out her phone for him to read.

He adjusted his glasses, his grin flattened out into a serious line. "Ahem, yes. Well, you won't be walking for quite some time… Broken leg, concussion, and it seems you bit through your tongue… Another lover's spat with your brute?" annnddd there was the joking. Or, it should be joking. Why wasn't Shinra grinning like the perverted idiot he is? Shooting him a nasty glare, Shinra gave his pervy grin as a cover, but it was too late, he had seen the seriousness in his tone. Proof that Shinra, and maybe Celty too, believed in some small way what had been insinuated by 'lover's quarrel'. A biting taste filled the back of his throat, disgust or blood or bile, or all.

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"So!" Shinra interrupted Izaya's disgust. "Do you have anyone to take care of you while you are in this condition?" Did he? No. "I will take your silence as a 'No'. Well, you're more than welcome to stay with Celty and I! Though, we won't hold back on the lovey dovey stuff around you" -another punch from Celty - "And… I can't promise no-Shizuo. He's a friend of ours and he comes around from time to time… So don't antagonize him? Wouldn't really do much good for you now would it?" He groaned. "First you take away my independence, now you take away my entertainment? You truly are cruel." he mused, rolling over onto the less injured side.

Shadows replaced by grey gold light, he watched the time pass by in a sort of trance. Noises coming from the living room, outside his door and view. Mumbled sounds sharpened into distinct voices, and he listened intently.

"Shizuo! He's not here!"

"I know he is! I can smell the damn flea!"

A thud against the door, Shinra had thrown himself in front of it.

"Shinra, move. Now." Another thud, Shinra had been thrown aside with restraint. The sort of restraint that was never exerted on Izaya. The door's hinges creaked then snapped, the door itself flying off - missing Izaya by mere inches. The Beast of Ikebukuro stood before him, heaving heavily, glaring through blue shades. Izaya grinned his razor blade smile, and with his light tone said "Here to finish the job, Shizu-chan?" Shizuo stared at the frail body, bandaged up with red stains and stiff movements. It was clearly exhausting for Izaya to have even managed that teasing look.

Silence.

Shizuo straightened his stance, adjusted his bow tie and turned on his heel. He walked past Shinra, past a Celty that had just come home, and out the door without another word.

Interesting.

Yes.

Very…. Interesting...

:3 what you guys think so far? I haven't written anything in forever so please forgive any lameness! R&R