KRYPTOWOMAN
After Lana turned into a powerful kryptonite femme fatal she became a super hero. But first she went back to Clark's barn and they kissed even though she was kryptonite. And then Lana Lang was kryptonite but she was kryptonite all the time because of Lex and Lana Lang killed Lex with her super speed and super strength and she flew to Pluto and put some of her kryptonite on Pluto and then she went back to Smallville to look for Chloe but Chloe was in Watchtower with Clark and Green Arrow and Green Arrow really should be kryptonite since he's called Green Arrow and all but anyways Lana and Clark became CLANA incarnate and the Lana Lang kryptonite was the most awesome thing in the world and then Kryptonite Lana became Kryptowoman and moved to Gotham and helped our buddy Bruce the Bat out quite a bit, she could have just killed the Joker but she actually liked the Joker quite a bit, better than Chloe and Clark and even Bruce even, besides he's just another side of the coin (that is, Bruce, I mean), and Kryptowoman saved Gotham from everyone but the Joker, and then she helped the Joker terrorize the world and then KRYPTOCLANA came to Gotham and they (Clark, Lana, and the Joker) re-killed Lois (because she was already dead, but she's so evil that she needs to be dead a second time, first-dead was just not enough). Besides because Lana Lang is Kryptowoman there is no way in hell it would be believable for Clark to fall in love with Lois because the only reason Lana and Clark broke up is because Lana turned into kryptonite, and they even said their love was immortal and that nothing could make them stop loving each other, so clois is obviously dead (DUH) because Lana Lang turned into kryptonite which actually made CLANA stronger even if the intent was to destroy CLANA. And then KRYPTOWOMAN and SUPERMAN killed every single person on earth except for BATMAN because they quite liked Batman and then they had a three-some with Batman and CINEMA BIZARRE and Kiro and Strify and Luminor and Romeo and Shin also turned into kryptonite and everyone in the world died, except for KRYPTOWOMAN and SUPERMAN and CINEMA BIZARRE and KRYPTOWOMAN killed Lois Lane a billion gazillion trillion times because, DUH, she's KRYPTOWOMAN. And of course ROBIN, of course they didn't kill ROBIN. DUH. But everyone else died. And they didn't kill awesome martial artists or writers but everyone else died. Because of the awesome KRYPTOWOMAN, the anti-woman, the androgynous-woman, the non-woman, the awesome TRANS KRYPTOWOMAN, LANA LANG THE GREAT AND EVIL AND GOOD FOR THE END OF ALL TIME! And Lois Lane is dead forever!