The horrors of twolegs

by EvilKillerPrincess

will SANDSTORM ever get back to thunderclan? will they ever kill hawkfrost? will they ever go back to the tribe of blah blah blah? will stupidonewholikescheese ever get his cheese? will the forest stop taking fake drugs?

1. STUPID TWOLEGS!

"Sandstorm where are you?" firestar meowed, he was clueless of were she was even though she was in front of him. "Right here stupid" "ooooh sandstorm I thought I lost you!" "Are you insane? I was in front of you!" "Ohh no you weren't missy!" "Uhh cinderpelt could you take firestar and check his eyesight?" "I did yesterday! He's fine!" "No way!" "Yes way!" "NOOOO!" "yeeessss!" "NOOOOO!" "YEES!' "What ever... firestar!" "What were are you?" "I'm in front of you stupid!" "Oh…" "Yea!" "Ha!" "Why was that funny firestar?" "I have nooo clue!" then tigerstar appeared "muahahahaha!" he shouted "I'm here to take firestar! Yoink!" "NOOO FIRESTAR!" sandstorm shrieked with horror while tigerstar put him in his car and drove away. "WAAA!"

"I lost my dear husband now what am I to do!" sandstorm sobbed while sitting in the middle of thunderpath "I'll tell you! Just come here! The monster is coming!" cinderpelt shrieked. To cinderpelt's surprise, the monster stopped and a two-leg appeared "mom! Can we keep her?" a small two-leg said "well it has no collar, sure." The tall two-leg said to the small two-leg. They picked up sandstorm. "hey let sandstorm go!" cinderpelt hissed "help cinderpelt!" sandstorm meowed almost crying "heeeelp!" sandstorm screamed in pure horror hoping some one could rescue her.

FIRESTAR

"yo sup tigey" firestar purred "hi…" "Hello!" "HI!" "HEEEEELLLLLOOOOO!" "I said hi!" tigerstar hissed "okay okay okay…please let me go tigerstar!" "Why?" "I don't know..." "Well I won't let you go..." "What about my wife and children stupid!" "…….." "get me out of this kennel!" "Fine!" tigey hissed letting firestar see his wife and children.

SANDSTORM

"wow these cat treats sure taste good…" sandstorm meowed, she didn't care about breaking the warrior code, those treats were tempting. "Let's call her jingle!" "Excuse me two-leg but my name is sandstorm." "Mom I think I'm insane the cat's speaking English!" "I heard it too! No big deal!" "BUT MOM A CAT SPOKE ENGLISH!" "oh..AHHHH get it out of the house!" "NO MOM!" "YES!" "NO!" "YES!" "yes let poor me go!" sandstorm meowed "take her to the animal shelter!" "NOOOO!" sandstorm screamed while a two-leg took her to the animal shelter.