Sup! SunMoonKunochi here. This is my first fanfiction, but whatever.

Warning: Language, yeah, I swear like a sailor.

Disclaimer: I obviously don't own Naruto, just Jade and Lily mainly. They're my bitches.

Chapter 1- Meeting our Protagonists

3RD PERSON POV

A brown haired girl skipped down a path, bouncing along to the music blaring through her headphones.

She jumped over a bush, twirling and continued on. She hopped up a couple of rundown steps and turned left down a street. She then jumped up onto someone's waist high, brick fence and wobbled her way along it, often dodging small statues. She then sprinted across the road, ran up some steps and stopped at a large, highway crossing.

Staring at the dull, grey buildings of hell they called school, she hopped foot to foot in irritation. She looked both ways before running across, dodging a wayward car. She jogged down the side of the buildings and towards a large group of kids her age. Stopping nearby in some bushes, she crouched down and tried to make herself invisible.

Waiting for her target to come near she pounced on a small, blonde haired girl and cried, "HAVE NO FEAR! JADE IS HERE!"

She cackled maniacally as the girl beneath her swung around trying to dislodge the persistent brunette." Dammit Jade, stop trying to molest Ella!" said another brunette that could almost be Jades' twin.

Said girl grabbed Jades' arms and pulled her off Ella, instantly Jade spun in her arms and grabbed the girls face, wrapping her legs around her torso.

"MEAGIE! I DIDN'T NOTICE YOU THERE! DON'T WORRY I'M NOT CHEATING ON YOU, YOU'LL ALWAYS BE MINE!"

"Jade you weirdo I didn't mean it like that, now would ya let go already."

Jade unclasped herself from the girl and dusted invisible dust off her clothes.

"Geez Meagan could you have not taken the love I so willingly gave you?"

"No."

Meagan and Jade stared at each other for a while, at least ten missisipies, when they suddenly ran at each other and grabbed the other person in a bear hug.

"JADE YOU ARE MY SPECIAL GIRL!"

"AND YOU'RE MINE MEAGAN!"

They both began to theatrically sob and a thick curtain of tears came out of Jade's eyes. All of a sudden the two girls linked arms and turned to the group of kids, Jades' eyes perfectly dry. The kids stood with an indifferent expression to this common behaviour, well... almost everyone. One boy looked extremely horrified and freaked out by the girls behaviour. The boy whose name was Max leaned over to another boy by the name of Jacob, he whispered to him, "is that unusual at all? I mean that hyper, brown haired chick," he pointed at Jade, "practically raped Blondie!"

Jade whipped around and stalked towards Max, stopping in front of him she scrutinised him very thoroughly before saying, "I so did not rape Ella! Bondage is within my boundaries, but no, no rape." Max still looked scared and began to back away as she laughed hysterically,

"The fuck is wrong with her?" He muttered to no one.

"I heard you newbie!" Jade sung as she skipped towards him, leaning in she whispered, "I hear everything!" She gave him a wicked grin and ran over to Ella, yet again jumping on the small, cherubic, blond.

Jacob stood there as Max stared after the scarier-than-you-think brunette, he finally answered Max. "You have caught the attention of Jade. Even on your first day. Dude... you are so screwed."

By the end of her first period, Maths (OH GOD NO!), Jade was bored. She had another seven periods of this hell and she was fighting back the sleepies, she wanted to die! She looked across at Meagan who was absentmindedly twirling a pencil while her eyes burnt a hole in a kids head in front. The kids twitching at the feeling of being watched kept her amused for a while, but that got old quickly.

She tried to focus on what her teacher Mr Maloney was trying to lecture them on, but all she could focus on was the fact that he seemed to say the word essentially a lot.

~Two minutes and 43 essentiallys later~

"OH MY WIZARD GOD SIR! WHY DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO SAY ESSENTIALLY?! I MEAN IS IT THAT IMPORTANT TO MATHS THAT YOU NEED TO SAY IT HUNDREDS OF TIMES IN THIS SMALL FORTY MINUTE LESSON?! I M-" Luckily she was interrupted by the bell and she ran for it, knocking over a couple of midget, year sevens.

Second period English went by, roll call and third/fourth period Science sped by. Then finally! The bell went for main recess. Jade sprinted out, followed closely by the majority of the class. Her and Meagan ambled down to their groups' spot and began to trade foods. Slowly, but surely the other group members drifted in and joined the two.

All were girls, and all were in year eight. Jade was the tallest in the group and she had mid-back brown hair, hazel eyes and a dash of freckles across her nose. She was always at the beach, so she was rather tanned.

Meagan was a twinnie of Jade, just with shorter hair, brown eyes, more freckles, paler and absolutely horse mad. Both her and Jade riled up fairly easily, Jade chose to trade insults or deal it with a haymaker to the face (Karate and Muay Thai bitches!). Meagan preferred the good ol', slap. Didn't matter where it landed, it hurt like a mofo.

Then there was that cherubic blond from the start called Ella, a short blonde with grey eyes and flawless skin that most girls would kill for. (A/N: Would you flay the skin off or something?)

Ella also had a twinnie, her name was Jordyn, slightly longer hair, bluer eyes, taller and possibly insane. Both her and Ella were dancers and often dragged the others into learning various dances to improve "elegance" and "poise!"

The last one of the group was Lily. She had blond hair so pale it was almost white. Occasionally her dad would let her dye it a bit paler in winter. She was a bit shorter than Jade and had smooth, milky skin. She seemed calm and cold, but she had a wicked temper and a renowned sadistic personality. She had a reputation of beating the crap out of people that annoyed her. She had burgundy eyes that were really dilated (caffeine does that to you), she was like a sister to Jade in every way.

As the group relaxed, Jade couldn't help but fidget. "What's up? You seem impatient today," remarked Jordyn.

"Of course I am! The newest Naruto episode is coming out today and I need to see it!"

The others groaned as the brunette went into her fantasy fangirl world. "Jade what is with you and that Naruto show?" asked Meagan. Lily gasped dramatically, "you dare doubt the smexy, awesomeness that is Naruto! May you burn in hell heathen!"

"Lily-"

"Someone insult Naruto? My fangirl instincts are tingling! Someone here needs to pay!"

"Jade no-"

"MEAGAN! You traitor! Turning on your own friend, you monster!"

"Calm yo tits Jade, why are you so excited about this episode?"

"Well I really need to find out if Tobito in all his smexiness is really, REALLY Obito!"

Lily groaned softly, "I so wanna watch it, but my wifi's down!" All the girls nodded sympathetically, they could all relate to such a travesty. Jade suddenly jumped at Lily excitedly, "you can come to my house and watch it! My parents won't be home in another couple of hours after!"

Lily gazed at her with moist eyes when they suddenly jumped up and started doing a dance together. "And there's the dance," sighed Jordyn shaking her head.

"MY YOUTHFUL FRIEND I MUST REPAY YOU SOMEHOW! FOR YOU HAVE KEPT MY FLAMES OF YOUTH BURNING BRIGHTLY!"

"Oh god what's wrong with them?" asked Ella as she averted her eyes at the spectacle. The two dancing girls continued their mixture of the waltz and Jiraiyas' victory dance.

The group sighed again as the two continued to dance. All of a sudden Ella made an even louder and disgusted sigh. The others looked at her quizzically and she made a siren noise,

"wee-oo, wee-oo slut alert! Slut alert at four o'clock! It's queen bitch Monique coming this way!" Everyone, except for Jade and Lily (still dancing!), tried to act normal as a very inappropriately dressed girl strutted over.

The school they were at had a very simple uniform. Light blue shirt, chequered grey skirt and sensible shoes.

Everyone followed this dress code to an extent, but not Monique! Her shirt was a belly shirt, her skirt barely covering her undies, she wore shoes with heels and for god's sake! Stereotypical high, white socks!

She had poorly dyed red hair and was extremely short, this didn't stop the boys from pining after her. She was twelve like the other girls, but had gone out with twice as many guys. Jade and Monique had a fierce rivalry and the rest of the group just really wanted to gorge her eyes out.

All in all. She was a bitch.

"well, well," smirked Monique to the group, "if it isn't the toad," *cue look at Jade.* "and her spawn!"

"wow Monique," drawled Lily, "spend all night thinking of that comment? Huzzah for you."

Monique flushed an ugly red colour, "I didn't ask your opinion Lily."

"Ooohh you emphasized my name. I'm ssoooo scared!"

"Bitch!"

"No need to call yourself names Monique," snickered Jade, "we don't that kind of language around sensitive ears."

"Bitch I-"

"SHHH!" Jade bent down and covered Ella's ears, "we have little girls here!" "Jade I'm not a little girl!" Ella slammed her elbow into Jade's gut and watched her collapse to the ground. Turning back to the group she noticed everyone staring at her. "What? You know she totally deserved it! She's twelve and suddenly she thinks she's a hotshot 'cos everyone but Lily is still eleven. It is quite irritating!"

Everyone shrugged and continued to eat their lunch, all the while Monique begun to get redder and redder in the face. "DON'T IGNORE ME!" She shrieked stamping her feet, "did anyone hear something?" Asked Jordyn, everyone stopped and listened intently. "I could've swore I heard the yipping of a female dog."

Monique looked puzzled, "a female dog...?" Jordyn nodded, "the yipping of a fluffy, little bitch. Ya know that kind of dog!"

Monique shrieked and moved towards Jordyn with her arms outstretched, it looked like she was making to throttling Jordyn. Just as she was about to pounce on said girl a hand grabbed her arm in a steel-like grip. Turning she met Jade's unusually cold eyes. "I hope you weren't about to touch my friend, ne? I'm holding your arm in a position where one twist and it could break, where do you want to go with this?" Monique tried to tug her arm out of Jade's grasp but she was stuck fast. Realising no way out she resorted to insulting the person who had her in a compromising situation.

"You wouldn't try that, you'd be expelled!"

"Try me."

"Bring it on ugly!"

"I can get plastic surgery to fix my ugliness," Jade began slowly twisting Monique's arm, "you on the other hand will be stupid for eternity."

Monique began to sob as her arm was continued to be twisted at an interesting angle. Her other hand scrabbled at Jade's in an effort to get away. "stop," she sobbed, "I'll be good! I won't bother you again just stop!" Jade relaxed and let go, she pushed the hysterical girl away and wiped her hands on her skirt. "Ewww I got cooties, I'll catch stupid disease." Lily looked at her funnily, "you still believe in cooties?"

"Boys are icky."

"Who told you that?"

"Dad."

"What did he say?"

"Jade, boys are icky, don't go near them. I won't have my daughter dating any boys!"

"Wow your dad's overprotective."

"Coming from the girl whose dad wouldn't let her do Muay Thai and Karate with me!"

"That was six years ago and I've been doing it since!"

"That's nice. Anyway, what are we going to do about this trash?" She kicked Monique who was still whimpering on the ground. Lily walked over to her, "that looks fun. I'm gonna try it!" The two girls started kicking the fallen girl lightly as the rest of the group turned back to their food.

Suddenly Monique leapt up and started clawing Jade's face like mad. Jade fell back with the girl on top still clawing at her. The others could only stare in shock as a circle began to form around the two girls.

"FIGHT. FIGHT. FIGHT."

A very familiar chant begun as Jade pushed Monique down and tried to lock her arms above her head. Their clothes tore on the asphalt ground and scratches formed on their skin from each others nails. Successfully locking Moniques arms with one hand, Jade begun to the throw solid punches into her exposed stomach. She didn't how much time had passed, she just went into a blind rage of repetitive actions.

Punch. Breathe. Exhale. Punch.

Over and over she hit the fake-tanned stomach of the girl that had bullied her for so long.

Eventually she felt arms tugging her up and away from the fallen body of Monique. Looking up she saw the pale face of Lily. Puzzled at Lily's actions Jade let herself be pulled away, Lily never ran from or stopped a fight. She was sat down as the crowd dispersed and teachers finally came onto the scene. She sat with Lily's arm draped around her and watched as the teachers helped Monique up. The girl was coughing as she tried to breathe through her bruised ribs.

An old, crabby teacher by the name of Mrs Evans yelled out to the dispersing crowd, "who did this?! Confess now!" As one unit the crowd turned and pointed at the Jade and Lily. "awwwwwwwwwwww shit." mumbled Jade, "I guess we were caught, rats." Lily snickered as Mrs Evans marched up to them, "so you think beating innocent girls are funny?" Jade had the decency to look sheepish at this, "no miss." "Then why on earth would you do this to poor, Miss Monique?"

Lily grew angry at this, "INNOCENT! I'll have you know that she started such a fight!"

"Preposterous! Monique is a sweet, innocent girl. She would never harm anyone!"

"Miss she-"

"no more Miss Lily, both of you REPORT TO THE PRINCIPAL!"

Jade and Lily picked themselves up and shuffled slowly to the principal's office, escorted by Mrs Evans.

~ TIMESKIP TO DA PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE~

Jade and Lily sat in front of Mr Storey snr the crabby principal. They stared at each other for a moment.

"Suspension. Two weeks. Go home now, your parents can't pick you up so get home on your own."

"But-"

"No questions. Just get out of my office. NOW!"

The two girls scurried out of the scary man's office.

~TELEPORTATION TO JADE'S HOME~

Lily flopped down on to Jade's couch, dropping their schoolbags next to her. "Thanks for letting me stay her for a while, until dad can get off work."

"Nah its okay, I did promise you could stay over earlier on."

"Oh yeah for the new Naruto episode!"

Quickly the two girls scrambled for Jade's laptop and swiftly booted up the console. As Lily set up the Naruto episode, Jade grabbed them both cans of coke and they settled down to watch the twenty-four minute masterpiece.

As the ending came on sound seem to come back to the two girls. "Holy shit that was amazing!" Crowed Jade as she high-fived Lily in celebration of the awesomeness they just behold. "We got time for another," commented Lily as she checked her watch, "let's watch the episode where Sarutobi dies!"

"Geez emo much?"

"Shut up, I feel sad so play the damn thing!"

"yeah, yeah, whatever." Jade clicked on the video and they settled down for the sadness. Just as Naruto begun to lament about the rain being substituted for his tears, Jade bumped her coke can. They held their breath as the can teetered on its edge. Slowly it fell back into place and they released their breath in a puff. The can snapped over and spilt its contents all over the laptop. Jade screamed and tried to mop up the mess of brown liquid that covered her beloved console. The depressing background of rain and burying dead people disappeared and was replaced with a blank blue.

"Oh god why!" Cried Jade as she stared at the broken console.

"There, there," Lily patted her back, "it could be worse."

Blue sparks appeared over the laptop and begun to envelope the girls. A giant vortex of sucking blue appeared from the laptop. "You just had to ask," deadpanned Jade. The girls screamed as their, schoolbags, laptop and themselves were sucked into the vortex.

So first chappie done now and I'm damn proud! see you guys soon!