The toy described in later chapters does exist. I own it, and love it. I don't know why I wrote this, it was my sister's idea...
Mercedes was standing by her locker when Kurt strode up to her, looking pissed.
"What is it, boo?" He sighed and leaned against the locker beside hers.
"It's Puckerman. I thought after he joined Glee that he would stop harassing me..." Mercedes rubbed his arm and nodded sympathetically.
"You know he has a temper. Finn said he tried to convince him to take anger management classes...but it didn't work."
"Obviously! If it weren't for his guns, the teachers would have forced him to see Mrs. Pillsbury."
Mercedes opened her mouth, then froze.
"Mercedes?"
"Huh? What did you say?"
"I said, that if the teachers weren't scared of his-"
"Yeah yeah, I know what you said..." Mercedes grabbed Kurt's shoulder, "I have an amazing idea."
"I would love to go and take my anger out on my dad's credit card! Let's hit the mall right after school." He said, assuming that would be her amazing idea.
"No, that wasn't my amazing idea. Did you know that Puck's birthday is coming up next week?" Kurt pouted at the idea of not going to the mall, then looked at her suspiciously.
"Mercedes, how should I know when Puck's birthday is? Are you still into him?"
"No, I just overheard him talking about it! Anyways, I have a super good idea. I saw this weird little toy in the mall, and bought it, 'cause I thought it was weird, and now I have a good use for it.
"What is it?" Kurt asked, curious to know what had his friend all excited.
"You'll see..."
Okay, don't worry, I'll actually tell you what an avenging unicorn is in the next chapter
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