After Sirius "died" Harry went one only to be slightly insane; enough for him to be depressed but not enough for him to be easily tricked by the Dark Lord. After Cedric died (seriously) Harry thought (seriously) about leaving the damn body in the maze; surely someone would find it by the smell, he also knew that he was going to get blamed the moment he stepped out with the body of the (rightful) Hogwarts hero inn his arms, while spouting nonsense (that was true Honest!) about the Dark Lord's (who everyone thought was dead) return. (Do you see the irony?) After Hedwig died in flash of green light (that would forever haunt him) he was (once again) cut off from the wizarding world of death and destruction he couldn't really decide if the whole "cut off" thing was bad) When Lupin died with Tonks (leaving their kid behind with the Hogwarts' trio) he was sad but still not depressed. (He was more worried about the bright neon pink/green werewolf that was left behind). When Dumbledore died Harry felt rather lost without his crazy candy-loving mentor. There was no one left to fore-feed Harry his Lemon-whatever at any point, night or day. (Actually that part wasn't that bad) When Snape died… Harry had a party(…where he sobbed like a baby saying "Thank you" over and over to anybody who'd listen… every few minutes). When Dobby died Harry went into a manic split personality/depression where he blamed Luna Lovegood and the wand master (He also bought and rubbed socks continuously for days). When Hermione and Ron married Harry lost it; he had to marry Ginny (how did that happen…? To this day Harry doesn't remember his own wedding (he most have gotten really drunk…)) If Harry had to choose between this life and another life he would've chosen this one (he got to kill people he hated and was annoyed by: Crabbe and Goyle, maybe Draco?... Harry doesn't remember)
Oh my God it not only is the second fic I've ever written… It's also a depressing crackfic….
Also I know that I'm out of order with the timeline! Sorry…
This is a one-shot I got this idea when taking my EOC for Math… we'll see how that turns out!!
