Wingman
by jaymack33
Disclaimer: I own nothing pertaining to Hanna Montana except this story which I wrote all by my lonesome.
Author's note: Yes, I promise not that anybody cares about my Zombie High story I will go back to it eventually, but there is such an emergency need of Jiley stories that I need to take immediate action. This is probably a 3-4 chapter story but, I may require a review to continue the story. Also in case it isn't obvious Wingman pertains to someone having the ability to steer a girl over to a friend and does not refer to chicken in any way shape or form.
Chapter one: Jackson's Plan
Jake walked towards Miley's house with flowers in his hand. It was a clear sunny day in Malibu, California, but it could have been a dreary rainy, smoggy typical day in England type day and still he would be happy as he was about to see his girl. Her house was just up the street as he trotted up there with some hop in his step.
Jackson had carefully deleted Jake's messages on their answering machine. He had used up the juice in her cell phone to make sure that his plan would come to fruition. Jake would be here any minute expecting to see Miley and unbeknown-st to him she's at the mall with Lilly and Oliver. Even my dad is out of town. This is going to be a fun night. Oh, yes indeed!
Jake rang the doorbell and he held his breath in the anticipation of his lovely girlfriend Miley's beautiful face and,
he saw Jackson. Yup, all Jakey got himself revved up for nothing. He tried to hide the hurt that Miley didn't seem to be as excited as he was to go out with him to dinner. I'm not saying I expected her to jump through the door and welcome me in her arms, but maybe at least...Jake looks over Jackson's shoulder...nope not there either. "Jake if your looking for Miley she left and didn't tell me where she was going either." Oh, umm, do you know when she might be coming back? No, but why don't you come in for a second Jake. Umm, well. You know Miley loves me a lot and maybe you can ask me something about Miley that you would never be able to ask her yourself. Ummm, well. Umm she does love you a lot right? Of course she does. I'm her brother, her only brother we love each other so much and we tell each other everything. Oh, um okay. Ummm, Jake? Yes, Jackson, well I mean there really isn't any food here umm maybe we could go out together maybe a guys night out and we can talk about Miley and what a wonderful girl she really is? Well...
Wow, Jake this limo is so big! Yeah, I guess so. I mean normally I use the bigger one, but Miley doesn't like too much attention. Jackson's eyes bugged out of his head! This...th-this is the small one? Pretty much! Oh, my God, you have XM, Sirius radio, cable tv, what's this? Oh, that's a Playstation 4. A what? Well technically no one is supposed to know this exists yet, but people give me all kinds of cheap knick nacks if I'll just promote their company or make an appearance or two. To Jackson all he heard out of Jake's mouth was...wurr, wurr wurr, wurr wurr! Umm could I? Sure go ahead! Jackson was so into the game that Jake after arriving at the hottest restaurant in town started making business phone calls. He talked to his parents and then finally, Jackson we're here! He waved his hand over Jackson's glazed face. Jake finally gave his driver the signal and the power went out as the engine shut down. Jackson was in such a groove that he was almost phantom playing at the blank screen. Umm, Jackon? Jackson? Jake pulled at Jackson who was clinging to the limo for dear life. Jake finally got him in the restaurant and all Jackson could think was, what a great guy. Oh, my God, hell if Miley get's tired of him, and if guys did it for me, he'd be the guy. Dang!
Jackson couldn't believe it. Even water went for 100 dollars here. His eyes bugged out. Ummm, Jake. Yes, Jackson, ummm you know I don't make enough money in a year to pay for what a meal would cost in this place. Jake, gave him a deep disturbing look. Then what am I going to do with you? Do you know who I am and what I can do to you? Jackson got really nervous and started stuttering, but...but...but...Hahahahaha! Oh, come on Jackson, your Miley's brother for Christ's sake. Like I would even let you pay! But...but...but! Calm down Jackson, it's alright. I was just messing with you. Relax. I've got the bill covered. You just tell me stuff about Miley and you can have whatever you want on this menu. It's not a problem. Jackson looked at all of the wonderful choices, and started thinking how much did he really know about how Miley felt about Jake, and he looked at Jake's hopeful look and he thought to himself, hell what I don't know, I'll just make up! Let's eat! As he started grabbing bread sticks like a caveman. Oh, did you want any? Ummm, no that's okay Jackson you look like you want it more than me.
So, she talks about me all of the time? Yes, I mean it really is nonstop. All she talks about is you, and maybe sometimes she'll talk about Hanna stuff and then it's about you again. Have you heard her say she loves me. Oh, my God, yes. The poor girl is love-smitten by you. I mean I've never actually heard her say it since we got back together...Oh, psssh...she's just being a girl. You know they play hard to get and stuff? Jake started thinking for a second, ummm well actually no I don't know. What do you mean you don't know? Well usually Miley being the exception, I've never dealt with a girl who tried to play hard to get with me. You haven't? I mean...not even once? Ummm, no. Not really usually I'm a little overwhelmed by the rush of girls coming at me. And you still chose Miley!? Jake kind of ignored the skeptical way Jackson said it and in his mind he heard it in a nicer way. Yeah, I chose her. She is such an amazing girl. Miley? Yeah, Miley she's so honest and smart and funny and cute. Miley? Oh, but you know that don't you after all your her brother. Miley?...cough...cough...Umm, right yeah of course, I guess I'm so used to how great she is that I just get bored with it. It's just greatness everywhere. Well, I don't think I could ever be bored by her. And all Jackson could think about was if I could just get Jake to take me to the club as my wingman damn, even his leftover girls must be solid nines, or dare I say tens. I mean I'm going to score tonight...Miley's just so wonderful Jake stated lovingly to the oblivious Jackson.
Meanwhile:
Yeah, Lilly it's very strange. I mean I know Jake doesn't like calling on the phone constantly, but this is like the first day since we got back together that he didn't call even once. Not even a message on our machine. Oh, Miley he loves you don't worry about it, maybe he was just busy and as soon as he finishes some acting related gig he'll be calling you right up. Yeah, I guess your right, it's just you know he is Jake Ryan! So, what and your Miley Stewart, who happens to be Anna--Ontanamay! Yeah well he just has a lot of options that's what I'm saying. He could have any girl he wants. And he chose you. He chose me for now. But as soon as some better girl comes along. There is no better girl that's going to come along Miley come on he loves you...Enough...enough...a quivering Oliver sitting in the mall's eating table wheezed out the words trying to make the pain go away. Hey what's with Oliver? Oh, Miley you know Oliver we start talking about boys long enough and we start putting him into catatonic girl talk shock. Here, eat! Eat corn-dog like man do Miley says in a Tarzan like voice shoving it into Oliver's mouth. Gee thanks I think I'm starting to feel better already. Great time to go shopping for shoes! Yay, Lilly squealed at Miley's declaration! More, shoes, oh, no, no, noooo!... Come on, Miley sings as she and Lilly drag him towards a nice pair of Jimmy Choos!
Back to Jacksonville:
Jackson just sort of stared as one hot girl at the restaurant after another just handing Jake little cards and shoving them into his shirt pocket. Ummm, Jake what are those girls doing? Oh, well my fans just send me these little love notes, and ummm don't tell Miley but phone numbers too. Ohh, boy you mean you actually have other girls too...Wait a second Jackson! I know where your going with that and Miley is the only girl for me trust me! But, you said...No, Jackson what I was trying to say is that even though I'm not cheating on your sister, she does get a little jealous sometimes and she's not going to want to know that girls are even giving me there numbers. I mean I'm not saying I never keep any of them, but it's usually only if they wrote it more like as a fan and I'll just maybe e-mail them a thank you or something for being such a good fan, but that's it! Once again Jackson's eyes glazed over ignoring Jake's heartfelt plea and all he could think was if he could go in a club and present himself as Jake's best bud he was going to be able to get a lot of chicks. Jake Ryan has got to be capable of being the greatest Wingman ever!
Meanwhile:
So, you have the shoes, and the clothes and even more shoes, are you happy as Oliver teetered around carrying all of their bags. Well you did get your issues of Spiderman, Ironman, Superman and the Flash and we are carrying them are you happy, well actually Oliver managed after another teeter...it doesn't matter if your happy Oliver, while I'm busy carrying your stupid cartoon books, Jake is who knows where. Well, why don't you call him and find out? Miley just looked at him like he was a total fool. Easy Miley he doesn't know, he doesn't know! He's just Oliver. Well, we're going to have to school him quick if he's going to hang with us. But maybe you should just check your phone for messages. Don't be silly Oliver I've had my phone on the whole time. If he called I would have...that's weird. What is it Miley? I swear I charged the phone just this morning. How could the battery be dead? I don't know, but maybe that means Jake might have tried to reach you and just couldn't. Yeah, maybe your right, let's head home and maybe I can call him and find out. See, I was right for once, see...and Miley and Lilly just looked at him and shook their heads again. Boy, this boy needs work. Yeah he certainly does. Hopefully though this thing with Jake is just a big misunderstanding. Yeah I hope so. He's probably just sitting around waiting for you to answer your phone, or call him back. Yeah, I think your right Lilly, I'm a thinking your right!
To be Continued- Maybe!
I need a review this time!
Preview for the next chapter if I continue:
Miley comes home and did Jake happen to leave his flowers at her house? And where is Jackson? And Jackson uses Jake to get girls all this and more maybe.