The Random Orange.
Once upon a time, Naruto and Sasuke we're sitting under a tree while Sakura, being her ugly self, was pestering Sasuke into going out on a date with her.
"SASUKKKEEE-KUN! Come on! I mean, I'm really pretty and you're so awesome! Just go out with me?" Sakura begged.
"No." Sasuke said in his plain voice.
"OF COURSE HE'D SAY NO! IT'S BECAUSE HE'S GOING OUT WITH ME!" Ino randomly said from behind the tree.
"SHUT UP, BAKA! YOU'RE NOT IN THIS STORY!" Sakura said.
The arguing went on for about 10 minutes until a random orange rolled up to Naruto from behind a busch.
"HEYYY! IT'S AN ORANGE!" Naruto yelled.
"Amazing." Sasuke said.
"...Okay?" Sakura said, with a confused look on her face.
"LET'S EAT IT!" Naruto exclaimed.
Before he could even peel it, the orange jumped from his hand and turned into a waffle. A blue waffle. After a moment of silence and a strong awkward feeling in the air, the blue waffle got up and ran away while laughing evilly. No one knew how or why this happened.
THE END! :D
This was completely useless and written at 6:30 in the morning (: I'M JUST AWESOME LIKE THAT! By the way, the orange/blue waffle loves reviews...so feel free to review!