I do not own X-men. If I did you'd see Logan in a pink tutu more often.

"I Wanna be the Tooth Fairy"

"Guess what, everybody?!" Jamie cried after running into the den.

"Kurt was abducted by aliens and is returning to his home planet?" Bobby answered sarcastically.

"No, I finally lost my last baby tooth!" Multiple announced gleefully, holding it up. "Goodbye, childhood. Hello, teen years."

"Hey, maybe if you put it under your pillow the tooth fairy will come and give you a quarter," Ray said teasingly as Logan raised his head up from the newspaper.

"Great idea, Berzerker. I'll do that right now," Jamie sprinted out of the room.

Ray laughed, "So much for growing up."

Logan smiled; his nose in the paper again, tonight was going to be fun. He was finally going to fulfill his dream of being the tooth fairy.

A few hours later after all the others were asleep, Wolverine rummaged through his closet until he found a box in the very back underneath his old uniform. As he opened it and reached inside, he bumped something, causing a toy plastic wand to light up and make a sparkling noise.

"Damn," he growled, but luckily no one else in the mansion had hearing as good as his. He reached into the box again, more carefully this time, and pulled out a frilly, sparkly pink tutu, a pair of glitter coated wings, and a silver tiara covered in fake gems.

Grinning, he quickly donned the costume and pricked up his ears, listening for any one else awake, before silently opening the door and creeping down the hallway. Once he arrived at Jamie's room, he snuck inside and tiptoed over to his bed. He exchanged the small, white tooth for a shiny quarter and had just turned to leave when he heard a muffled voice behind him.

"Mr. Logan, is that you?" Wolverine froze.

"No, kid. It's just your imagination. Go back to sleep."

"Ok," Jamie replied tiredly, slumping back down on his pillow.

Wolverine made a sigh of relief, and wiping a bead of sweat off his brow, latched the door on his way out.

"I had the strangest dream last night," Jamie yawned, walking into the kitchen. "I dreamt that Logan was the tooth fairy."

"You've been having way too much sugar before bed, kid," Logan answered, his lips twitching into a faint smile.