wario dream land
wario was at home thinking of ways to make money.
"i know ill make another microgames game"
it was the perfect plan so he got all his mates together but he only got jimmy ana and 9 volt.
"well crap how am i gonna do dis with only 4 of us" wario thought and he gave up. maybe he should find something else thatll make him happy other than money. he wandered the streets of his mind pondering this idea but then he realized that all the buildings on that street ere banks. wario was amazed by this and started breaking into the first one. this, he thought, has money. he busted in with his charge and picked up the banker and shook him. he dropped all his money and wario picked it up and ran away.
"youll live to regret that wariooooo" he called.
wario spent the afternoon breaking into all the banks and repeating the process until he had lots of cash.
ill never be broke again thought wario as he bot a mansion and a pool and a torture chamber for mario and luigi. it was the perfect life but then the BANKER BROKE INTO HIS HOUSE AND SHOOK HIM AND STOLE A COIN!
"waaargh comeaback here" wario yelled rushing after the banker but he got away. "alright i gotta get my moneys back" wario said and he asked 9 volt to make him a banker radar to find the banker. however it was night time so they had to make sure 5 volt didnt see them work.
they worked hard all night but at midnight they didnt hear the door open and 5 volt came in.
"WARIO! 9! WHAT ARE YOU DOING" she yelled and they shook in fear. she took out her machine gun and fired at them but wario ate garlic and that gave him power so he rushed to 5 volt and punched her with his unbreakable fist. 5 volt flew out the window and wario got bitten by a bat and became a vampire and flew after her and bit her. however he was then hit by light and turned to normal. 9 volt then came down and said
"i made it" and gave wario the radar. then wario went to kat anas dojo and learned how to use a katana so he could cut the banker up. it took 200 years but eventually he mastered it.
ana gave wario a scroll thing and they rushed to jimmys club because thats where the radar said the banker was.
"hey guys wheres the banker"
"the radar says hes here but i dont see him" said ana
"I DO WAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!" wario pulled off jimmys beard and saw he was actually the banker.
"you found me wario."
"now ima kill you" said wario
"now im going to kill you" said ana
"lol yor a damn kid" said jimmy the banker
"FUCK YOU IM 200 YEARS OLD" ana shouted but her back broke.
"crap one down" wario said "guess you forced me to use my secret attack... THIS" and he pulled his bike out of his ass and drove into the banker nocking him unconcious. wario searched him and found the small bronze coin in this pocket.
"WAHAHAHAHAHA" he laughed but then he was SUCKED THROUGH A PORTAL!
"wario are you still there" said 9 volt. wario was at home with 9volt jimmy and ana next to him.
THE END