Disclaimer: Not mine, never could be or will be, so just having a bit of fun. Well lots of fun really
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The Crew Cut and the Mohawk
So they woke up that morning…...
John thought "Why am I in Sherlock's room?"
Sherlock thought "Why am I in John's room?"
John thought, "I don't remember getting drunk last night"
Sherlock thought "I don't remember getting high last night"
John thought, "God I need a cigarette and a cup of tea"
Sherlock thought "God I need my breakfast and a cup of tea"
John thought, "Where's Sherlock?"
Sherlock thought "Where's John?"
John swung his legs off the bed and was startled when he touched the floor faster than normal.
Sherlock swung his legs off the bed and was startled when it took him longer than normal to touch the floor
John looked down at his thin pale feet and long legs which were wearing Sherlock's pyjama bottoms
Sherlock looked down at his short stocky legs which were wearing John's boxer shorts
The roar from two throats, the detective and the doctor, could be heard in Speedy's café next door.
Sherlock stumbled into the living room, because he couldn't use his short legs properly
John stumbled into the living room, because he couldn't use his long legs properly
Sherlock ran his hands through his short straight mousey hair
John ran his hands through his long luxurious dark curly locks.
John looked down at Sherlock.
Sherlock looked up at John.
"What the fuck have you done now you bastard?" shouted John
"How absolutely fascinating" smiled Sherlock.
"I will get you for this you prat" vowed John
"The experiments I can conduct" enthused Sherlock.
"What did you do with my jumpers" grilled John
"Where is my coat?" gritted Sherlock
"What did you do to my hair?" John sees the blue Mohawk
"What did you do to my hair?" Sherlock sees the shaved crew cut.
"How dare you dump Sarah, and do it by text?" John roared
"How dare you snog Donovan, three times at that crime scene?" menaced Sherlock
"Dearest Mycroft I love you, you are the best brother ever." John smirked
"Lestrade you fox I am gay, can I take you to dinner?" Sherlock retaliated
The drugs team and black car arrive at the same time.
"Anderson stop breathing it's increasing the level of stupid in the room" chorused John and Sherlock
"Swapsies" shrugs Sherlock
"An existential transfer of consciousness and souls, somehow transmogrified into the physical plane" explains John.
The groan from two throats, the Detective and the Government man, could be heard next door in Speedy's café
"Not drugs" agreed Lestrade
"Not psychosis" agreed Mycroft
"Not helping" chorused John and Sherlock.
Anderson laughs loudly "That will teach you to mess with a Wiccan you gits"
An. A bit of silliness couldn't get out of my head. So what happens if they swap bodies, could they resist temptation... obviously not. Could have got really involved in this one but wanted a laugh instead. I laughed but what about you ?
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