It is the moment we have all been waiting for: The first chapter of Terrible Two's. So, this chapter is called Shopping with Daddy. Hope you all like it. I just noticed they're sons name is Darren Christopher. Shorten Christopher and you get Chris… Add an s and you get Criss… Darren Criss plays Blaine in Glee… I'm such a Gleek I don't even know it. Speaking of Glee… I am watching it right now. Rachel is singing. She is awesome. I blame you, XxForeseeingHadesFuturexX. You got me hooked. This episode is really depressing… Kit Kat! I hate those commercials.

Nathan: Alright ADD girl.

F*ck you! Anyways, I'll let you read the first chapter while I go kick Nathan's smart little ss.

DISCLAIMER: I don't own Percy Jackson or anything I mention that sounds like it wouldn't be mine. I do own Darren Christopher Grace Di Angelo. Man that's a mouth full… Not more than Alex's full name….

Nico's POV

I heard my name being called from the first floor and I tripped over Darren's truck. He laughed as I huffed and got back up, but before heading out of the door walked over and grabbed him and ran out of the room and down the stairs.

"Yes?" I asked as I stopped only inches away from her.

"One, put Darren down, he looks terrified," I did as she said, "And two, I need you to run to the store."

"Why do I have to?" I asked catching Darren as he tried to run away. "Don't you remember what happened last time? We had enough graham crackers to last us four years…"

"Good thing you love them. But I need you to go, Nico. I have to make a speech for Percy and Annabeth's wedding. Oh, you also need to take Darren."

"Okay, one thing." I said readjusting my footing. "Why does Darren have to go?"

"Remember last time he got a hold of those papers for your work?" Darren had a knack for drawing on any paper he could see. I nodded and went back upstairs to get Darren's shoes on. After he was all situated (and an argument lasting five minutes to get them on), we made our way back down the hallways and stairs.

Thalia waited at the bottom of the stairs with his jacket and put it on him as I walked over to the door and slipped my simple black hoodie on. \

As I walked out the door with Darren I called back to her, "Don't blame me if we come back with 20 packages of cookies!" I knew she was rolling her eyes.

*At le store.*

I pushed the cart down the isles as Darren messed with the seatbelt, looking at it like it was the coolest thing ever.

That was before we passed the cookie aisle, a whole aisle full of cookies and only cookies. Darren looked down it and smiled and I knew we were thinking the same thing. Well, he wasn't probably thinking of anything but- you get my point.

"BUY ALL THE COOKIES!" I yelled and ran down the aisle.

*Back at le house*

"Nico di Angelo, get down here now!" Thalia yelled from downstairs.

As I approached her, she looked into the pantry. "Why are there 20 packages of cookies in there?"

"Hey, I told you not to blame me." I shrugged and walked back up the stairs, leaving behind a very angry and confused daughter of Zeus.

Isn't Nico just so innocent in this chapter? So… very, very delayed, I know. But I had a terrible case of writers block and I been sick and I've had school. Not a lot of time to write. What'd you think? By the way, Darren has his fathers' eyes and hair, but that's it. Then he starts to look like Thalia. Ugh how is fathers'… Is it fathers' or fathers or father's? That is my one weak point. -_- haha anyway, review or I'll have Alex shursh you… Boy or girl. Just kidding…

Nathan: Alex still scares me…

Yeah, well Skylar will scare you more, boy. Don't test me.