Hey guys ShowdownDewott here with the first chapter of the main XWWF story. We will start at Week 1 in August 2016 before the Summerslam ripoff, Summerfest. Now here is a list of stars before we start this story.
Son Gohan
Gumball Watterson
Lincoln Loud.
Red the Cardinal.
Ozzy Oshawott.
Steve Smith.
Ash Ketchum
Chuck the Canary.
Blover Windshire.
Hiro.
Flaky the Hedgehog.
Rainbow Dash.
Knuckles the Echidna.
Poof Cosma Pariwinkle.
Foop.
Sub Zero.
Becky Lynch.
Sheamus.
Bomb the Bullfinch.
Stella the Galah.
Danny Phantom
Scrat the Prehistoric Squirrel.
Caliber the Braixen.
Miles Prower.
Sasuke Uchiha.
Fluttershy.
Cream The Rabbit.
And last but not least the GM of XWWF JOE BURGESS(J.B.)! Now other stars will be revealed later on. Now lets roll!
XWWF August Week 1
Location: Boise,Idaho (XWWF's western HQ)
A Lighting bolt zips across the screen as the XWWF logo appears.
XWWF,(Past,Present,Future)
Black and Blue by CFO$ plays as the pyro goes off.
"Hello folks and welcome to XWWF where we are coming off an explosive Brawl on the Beach. Not only that we have been invaded by WWE itself with Becky Lynch and Sheamus attacking Sasuke and Cream the Rabbit via Steel Chair assault" said Firey while looking over his monitor "and with me are 3 time XWWF champion Foghorn Leghorn and the psychokenetic hedgehog, Silver!" said Firey while looking at his commentator partners.
"Tonight we are live in XWWF's western HQ of Boise,Idaho" said Foghorn while sipping his coffee
"And boy do we have an action packed card tonight. First an 8 man tag match consisting of Anger Management vs Gohan,Gumball,El Tigre, and the new XWWF champion, Ozzy Oshawott. Then its an Extreme Rules Match between Darwin Watterson and Tails. And finally a Triple Threat match to decide the number 1 contender for the XWWF World Heavyweight Championship" said Silver while shuffling his papers
(P.Y.T. by Michael Jackson plays)
Sandy Cheeks begins to announce "This match is set for what fall! Introducing First from Toontown! Weighing in at 500 lbs. PETE THE CAT!" she said as the crowd boos/cheers
"Here's some power in the form of Pete, a CWF Legend, A 4 time XWWF International Champ, and winner of Emperor of Wrestling in 1998." Said Firey.
(TAWOG theme plays)
"And his opponent, from Elmore, He is the number 1 contender for the XWWF Cruiserweight Championship, DARWIN WATTERSON!" said Sandy as the crowd cheered
"Now there is a surprise! The brother of former XWWF champ, Gumball Watterson is going toe to toe with Pete" said Foghorn as he spit his coffee out.
The match begins with Pete rushing at Darwin only for him to sidestep him, causing him to crash into the turnbuckle, Darwin then Irish Whips him into the ropes causing Pete to bounce back only to get hit with a Superkick.
"Ohhh! What a way to start the match!" said Firey as the crowd popped for Darwin as he climbed to the top rope.
"Darwin setting up for a flop"said Silver as Darwin hit the 450 splash with efficiency.
"There it is! The Fish Flop!" said Foghorn as Darwin pinned Pete
"1,2,3" said the Ref as the bell rang.
"Darwin with an impressive victory here tonight, but can he topple Brick at Summerfest for the belt. Only time will tell" said Silver as Darwin and Pete shake hands.
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"Salutations everyone!, Im Mojo Jojo here with current XWWF Champion, Ozzy Oshawott! Now Ozzy, what is your game plan when you face off with Gohan and Gumball at Summerfest?"
"My plan is to show them what I'm made of" said Ozzy as he punched the air. "Back to you guys at ringside" said Mojo before suddenly Sheamus attacked Ozzy from behind with a Kendo Stick while screaming "Go back to the ocean you sea otter scumbag!"
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"We will keep you up to date on this brutal attack" said Foghorn.
(Live and Learn plays)
"The Extreme Rules Match is set for what fall! Introducing first, from Knothole, weighing its 111 lbs MILES "TAILS" PROWER!" said Sandy as Tails flew around the arena high fiving fans as they cheered as well "That's my star! Show'em Tails" said Silver as he cheered his friend on.
(TAWOG theme plays)
"And his opponent from Elmore, He is the number 1 contender for the XWWF CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP,DARWIN WATTERSON!" said Sandy as the crowd cheered for him for the second time in a row.
"Darwin pulling double duty tonight. But can he win and keep his steam going or will he faceplant in front of Tails?" said Firey as the match started.
Darwin and Tails both lock up before Darwin trips Tails and puts him in the Web Crawl
"There it is the Web Crawl, Spiderman's submission hold taught to Darwin before Warzone of last year!" said Firey as Tails passes out."Here is your winner Darwin Watterson" said Sandy as Darwin helped Tails up to his feet only to get Brogue Kicked from behind by Sheamus. "Sheamus means business tonight!" said Foghorn as Sheamus began stomping on Tails. Suddenly Gumball and Knuckles come running to save their partners as Sheamus exits. "Gumball and Knuckles save their friends from a hellacious attack at the hands of the Celtic Warrior, Sheamus" said Firey while Knuckles and Gumball check up on their friends as the show goes to commercial break.
(Promo)
(We will return we always do)
(A shield with an Axe and Horn appear)
(coming soon)
"Welcome back to the show, After what we have seen from Sheamus tonight. The boss has ordered Sheamus out of the arena. Ozzy,Darwin,and Tails are ok. Now for the next match!" said Firey as Sandy began to announce.
(Adventure Time theme plays)
"This Triple Threat match is set for what fall! Introducing first from Ooo weighing in at 147 lbs! FINN THE HUMAN!" said Sandy as Finn raised his sword high as the crowd cheered.
(BFDI theme plays)
"Introducing next, from the Grasslands weighing in at 20 oz PEN!" said Sandy as Pen bounced off the ropes.
(My Time is Now by John Cena plays)
"And introducing last from Townsville, USA, weighing in at 59 lbs, He is one third of the Rowdyruff Boys,BOOMER!" said Sandy as Boomer gave high fives to the fans while Brick and Butch watched from ringside.
Pen and Boomer begin the match by locking up in the center while Finn preps his next move. Finn then heads for the top rope before Boomer comes crashing into the turnbuckle knocking Finn into the barricade while Pen goes straight for the Anaconda Vice on Boomer.
"Pen with that devastating combo of an Irish Whip and an Anaconda Vice" said Silver as Finn grabbed the steel steps for leverage. Meanwhile Boomer was fading quickly from the hold by Pen but as soon as Finn got back in the ring, Boomer jabbed Pen in the face scoring a direct hit to an eye forcing him to break the hold. Finn then picks up Pen and performs a German Suplex onto the office tool.
"Shades of Brock Lesnar with that suplex" said Foghorn as Finn pinned Pen
"1,2,3" said the Ref as the bell rung. "Finn will face off with Bomb for the World Heavyweight Championship at Summerfest" said Firey when Bomb appeared on the ramp with his belt.
"I hope you'll be ready for Summerfest when I kick you're a** out of the arena" said Bomb as the rest of Anger Management appeared as they stared down one another. "Strong words from the champion! Will Finn topple Anger Management or will he detonate under Bomb's pressure?" said Silver as the show went to commercial
(Commercial break)
(El Tiger theme plays)
"This 8 man tag team match is set for what fall! Introducing first, from Miracle City, EL TIGRE!" said Sandy as El Tigre roared for the fans as they cheered.
(Cult of Personality by Living Color plays)
"Introducing his tag team partners, first weighing in at 22 pounds and NEW XWWF CHAMPION! OZZY OSHAWOTT!" said Sandy as the fans chanted "Oshawott!" while Ozzy ran down to the ring and high fived his fans.
(Rock the Dragon plays)
"Introducing next, from West City, weighing in at 201 lbs, GOHAN!" said Sandy as GOHAN high fived the fans as they cheered.
(TAWOG theme plays)
"Introducing last, from Elmore weighing in at 47 lbs, GUMBALL WATTERSON!" said Sandy as GUMBALL ran down the ramp as his pyro went off while the fans cheered on.
(Red's Mighty Feathers plays)
"Introducing their opponents, from Bird Island, Red,Chuck,Bomb,and Terence, THE ANGER MANAGEMENT!" said Sandy as the crowd booed/cheered.
El Tigre and Bomb begin in the ring with El Tigre ducking a clothesline and hitting a Sit Out Powerbomb."Look at that athleticism from El Tigre with that Powerbomb to Bomb." Said Foghorn as El Tigre tagged in Ozzy who landed a Shell Smash onto Bomb. "Shades of Ryback with his on variation of the Shellshocked!" said Silver as Bomb tagged in Chuck. Chuck then clothesline Ozzy while readying for the Cursed Canary (STF hybrid with Hell's Gates). "Chick's looking for the Cursed Canary!" said Firey as Chuck locked it in. Ozzy then began to lift Chuck high into Spinebuster position only to reverse it into the Iron Lotus (Sharpshooter). "Ozzy with the Iron Lotus locked!" said Silver as Chuck tapped out
"Here are your winners, El Tigre, Ozzy,Gumball Watterson, and Gohan!" said Sandy as the 4 of them celebrated as the show drawled to a close.
Darwin Watterson def. Pete.
Darwin Watterson def. Tails.
Finn def. Pen and Boomer (Number 1 contender for WHC)
El Tigre,Ozzy,Gumball, and Gohan def. Anger Management.
That concludes the first chapter. Stay tuned for Chapter 2 in a few days also The Women's Division get their spotlight next week. This is the GM of XWWF signing out. Read! Review! Reimagine!