"Kel Gets Attacked"
Rated K+
Disclaimer: I do not anything associated with Kenan & Kel, especially the characters of the show. Anyway, since I'm sick and tired of getting writer's block for a whole week, I figured I'd treat everyone to a nice drabble featuring our favorite lovable loser, Kel (and Kenan, too.)! So, here we go!
Kenan Rockmore was busy sounding asleep in his nice warm bed at 12:09 a.m. when all of a sudden...
"AGGGGH! KENAN, HELP! I'M BEING ATTACKED BY A RACCOON!"
That kind of shouting coming his friend/brother Kel Kimble forced Kenan to turn on the light and check on Kel, who was busy wobbling and wrestling all around with a mysterious object in hand!
"Kel, what the heck are ya doing?" Kenan groaned. "Can't you see it's midnight?!"
"A raccoon's attackin' me, man!" Kel cried out a little. "I was trying to sleep, but this raccoon came outta nowhere and now it's clawin' my face!"
"Kel..." Kenan groaned again.
"Don't just stand there, Kenan! Get a shotgun!" Kel cried out again.
"Kel...!" said Kenan with a much louder groan.
"These claws are hurtin' me, man!" Kel bawled a little. "Ohhh, why do they look so rubbery?!"
"KEL!" Kenan screamed.
"WHAAAAAAT!?" Kel screamed back.
Rolling his eyes in disbelief, Kenan said these three magic words to him:
"Open your eyes."
From there, Kel immediately opened his eyes to find out that a raccoon wasn't attacking him, but instead...
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...it was an orange soda bottle.
"What?" Kel gasped in relief. "Oh, thank goodness the raccoon was turned into orange soda."
"Are you blind?" Kenan scoffed. "It didn't turn into orange soda, you were just dreamin', dummy!"
"You mean, it wasn't real?" Kel sighed.
"Of course not!" Kenan said, rolling his eyes at his friend's utter stupidity. "You were wrestling with an orange soda bottle!"
"I was?" Kel raised his eyebrow.
"Yeah, you was!" groaned Kenan. "Now if ya excuse me, I gotta get to sleepin'! Good night!"
Right there, Kenan immediately went back to sleep, leaving Kel a bit dumbfounded.
Luckily, Kenan managed to get a good nap for an hour until all of a sudden...
"KENAN, THE RACCOON'S ATTACKING ME AGAIN!" Kel screamed.
"Once again, it's a soda bottle!" Kenan shouted out.
"Oh, right." Kel replied while finally calming down. "Sorry, Kenan!"
"You're welcome!" Kenan shouted back before going back to sleep once and for all.
As Kel got back to sleep as well, Kenan looked beside him, shaking in regret while saying to himself:
"I swear I'm never gonna figure that loony out..."
Well, that's Kel for ya, like it or not. I don't know why, but I always thought Kel was the show-stealer of the entire show. I mean, that guy always has more catchphrases than Ric Flair combined.
Anyway, feedbacks are appreciated! Until then, free brownies are me!