The Squashed Sailor Moon
Sailor Moon (First Season)

A/N: I'm doing the dub-ish anime series, because that's what i'm squashing! Don't hate! Thanks for the ispiration from Lia of Hill Fort and "The Squashed Mercedes Lackey."
The names don't count as the words, k? =P Read on!


Darien: Meatball head

Serena: *Cries*

Luna: You're Sailor Moon

Tuxedo Mask: *Rambles*

Sailor Moon: What a hunk

Ami: I'm smart

Luna: She's evil

Luna: Sailor Mercury!

Ami: Wow

Rei: I work in a temple

Jedite: Die!

Luna: Sailor Mars!

Queen Beryl: Bad

Jedite: *dies*

Molly: I love you

Malachite: I love you too *dies*

Zoicite and Kunzite: We'll find the Crystal

Lite: He looks like my old boyfriend

Luna: Sailor Jupiter!

Sailor V: I'm Sailor Venus

Artemis: Hi

Zoicite: *Dies*

Kunzite: I found 7 crystals

Darien: I'm Tuxedo Mask

Serena: I'm the princess

All: Wow

Queen Beryl: *Hypnotizes Darien* Ha

Prince Darien: *Fights various scouts*

Many enemies: Die! *dies*

Luna and Artemis: We found where Beryl is

Scouts: *Die*

Queen Beryl: Die! *dies*

Prince Darien: Ouch, I'm hurt

Sailor Moon: I love you

Super Queen Beryl: Die! *Dies*

Princess Serenity: I killed you

All: We forgot everything