2 deaths you'd think for sure
That's all I'd have to endure
All the stupid vamps
Giving me we total cramp
So undead, so immature
Then when I graduate
I take a look around
And I say
Oh, great
That giant worm thing is gonna kill us
It's never gonna be over
Well, that's just great
The whole damn world is just as obsessed
With who's the best slayer
With the best watcher
Who's dating the demons
Who's eating the kittens
Who's kinda evil
And who's got a soul now
And you still don't have a right stake
And your still not dating the right vamp
Nothing changes but the bumpys, the lurks and the stakes
Slaying never ends
Check out the now souled vamps
You'll never guess which one Buffy slept with
How did Dawn become a klepto
And Darla had a baby so I guess Angel's straight
And the only thing that matters
Is staking the right vamp
Still care your stake and the vamp you kill
Does it matter if your the Slayer or demon of some kind
Willow Rosenberg, she's the witch girl
Xander Harris, heart of the scoobies
Spike, the clown
And Rupert Giles, the watcher
I've tryed to kill them all before
I want my old life back!
The whole damn world is just as obsessed
With who's the best slayer
With the best watcher
Who's in the cemetery
Who's on the pigs blood
Who's killing friends
Before the first bell
And you still don't have a right stake
And your still not dating the right vamp
And you still listen to the same watcher you did back then
Slaying never ends
Slaying never ends
The whole damn world is just as obsessed
With who's the best slayer
With the best watcher
Who's dating the demons
Who's eating the kittens
Who's kinda evil
And who's got a soul now
And I still don't have a right stake
And I still am not dating the right vamp
And I pretty much slay the same as I did back then
Slaying never ends
Slaying never ends
Slaying never ends