I do not own Star Wars. George Lucas does though (Bless him!) I own Gizmo and myself. Kuro and D3pa1 are my friends, I have no ownership over them either. BUT I DO OWN THE STAR WARS BOXED SET! Kinda popped into my mind this fic.
ʓʓʓ These signs means the starting of a new paragraph, or some reason my indent thingy won't work... .
I hope you guys enjoy this a bit
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"Make sure you take the dog out for walks!"
"Yes mother"
"And dust and vacuum"
"Yes mother"
"Also, don't forget to clean the backyard of Kei kei's poo-"
"Yes mother! Jesus just go!" I cried shoving my mother out of the house along with my little sister. I sighed and grinned at my dog
"Now Kei kei" I said holding up a DVD "We have the house to ourselves! MWUAHAHAHA!" I threw my head back cackling and looked to see my dogs' reaction. She groaned and ran under the office table
"Fine! I'll watch TV myself then" I said briskly walking to the living room "I guess no one wants CHEESE!" When my dog didn't bolt out, I shook my head and set up the PS2. Even though the DVD was already set up, I just wanted to use the PS2 so I could play...STAR OCEAN: TILL THE END OF TIME AFTER! AHAHA! ATTACK OF THE CLONES!
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"I've been dying each day since you've come back to me"
"What do you mean?" I grabbed a handful of tissues sniffling
"I love you"
"You love me?"
"OH MY GOD!" I wailed blowing my nose at a volume that would match a fog horn "TRUE LOVE CONQUERS ALL!" Kei kei looked up as if to say
'You're such a sap' she would've said with a raised eyebrow 'Stop blowing your nose like that! And stop crying! You're getting tears in my fur...'
That was half true, I actually was hugging a home made plushie and it was nearly soggy and drenched. If I threw it at the ceiling, it would've stuck
"I thought we had decided not to fall in love"
"You stupid head!" I shouted waving my arms around "You've gotta be kidding me! Baka!" I rubbed my eyes and after stretching, walked into the kitchen.
"Let's see, chu chu chu" I said looking in the freezer "Ice cream always makes things more fun!" I grabbed the icecream bucket and scooped it in a bowl. Now was time for one of the most fun games of all, chocolate hunting! I ran from shelf to shelf looking for the chocolate sauce. When I finally found it which what felt like a BAZZILION light years it was on the top shelf.
"Dammit..." I muttered standing tip toe on a tippy stool reaching for the chocolate sauce "Why do I have to be so short?" my fingers brushed the bottle and I snapped at it until it toppled over.
" OH NO!" I cried grabbing it as the pressure from my grasp cause the bottle cap to fly off spraying chocolate sauce into my face "AHHHH!" I screamed falling backwards spraying the chocolate sauce in wide archs swinging my arms around trying not to fall over. I landed hard on the ground and took off my glasses looking around me. The stove, counter, table tops, hell even the fridge along with a few pans and the sink were all decorated with chocolate swirls making everything look like Candy land.
"Joy..." I muttered picking up the lid and wiping chocolate from my glasses and picking up the lid screwing it on again.
There were sudden thumps and I whipped around. Those came from the living room... Strange...
"Kei kei! You better have not done anything!" I shouted running towards the room.
"Ow... Where in black holes are we?" a voice said. I froze and flattened myself against the wall leaving an imprint of chocolate on the green paint, never liked it anyways.
"I thought we were on Geonosis" another voice said
"Where's Padme? What happened?"
Dammit! Here I am, with weird guys in my house, half BLINDED by chocolate and defenseless!
"Hey! What're you guys doing in my house!" I asked boldly then shrinking away
"Who's there?"
"The owner of this house! If you robbers don't get out I'll...Uh..I'll..." I looked at the chocolate bottle in my hands "Blind you with my blaster!" The floor creaked as a person walked to where I was crouching around the corner.
"Now now, come out quietly and we'll explain" I saw a large shadow
"D-Don't come any closer!" I cried opening the bottle top "I'm fully loaded!"
"No need to be rash, we come peachfully" I tried to control my breathing as the figure came closer...closer... I saw the edge of a boot and rolled from around the corner
"YAAAARRRR!" I shouted a war cry squeezing the bottle of chocolate goodness right into a bearded mans face.
"AHHHHHHH!" the man's arm flew over his face and I dropped the bottle and ran
"I'M GONNA DIE! I DON'T WANNA DIE!" I cried but didn't get far until a death grip snapped over my forearm.
"AHHH! I screamed flailing my arms "Don't kill me! It was chocolate! CHOCOLATE!"
"What'd you do that for!"
"Anakin let her go!" the bearded man said wiping chocolate sauce from his eyes "She was only scared, this is her house after all" I stop struggling and when the man finally let go of my arm, I made a nose dive at the chocolate bottle again.
"That won't be neccasary" a boot kicked the bottle away and I did a nose dive right into the boot.
"Guh... I surrender..." I moaned staying on my face.
"Would you please listen to us?" a tall, intimidating dark skinned man towered over me. He wore brown robes and leather boots. Actually now that I'm looking at them all they're all wearing the same thing. All of them looked human with the exception of a green squid looking guy with tendrils on his head that moved like snakes and big round HUGE black eyes with some kinda swirl in them.
"Ok." I said sitting "I'm all ears"
"Listen, we need you to tell us where the nearest transportation is" the green guy asked
"Transportation? Where'd you guys come from?" I rubbed my chin and looked at the TV. Making some pointing gestures with my finger I kinda tried to calculate where they would've come from.
Everything lead to the television...
"This is not happening..." I muttered then turned to the strangers "What're your names?"
"Isn't it customary to introduce yourself before asking?" the dark skinned man said.
"Oh, sorry about that. You can call me Kiako" I said bowing forward slightly "Nice to meet you...?"
"Mace Windu" the dark man said
"I am Obi-Wan Kenobi" the bearded man said
"Skywalker, Anakin Skywalker" the man with the death grip said
"Kit Fisto, please to meet you" the green squidy man said. Skywalker...I'd reconize that name anywhere...
"Excuse me" I said and snatched up the phone and phonebook. It's pretty sad that I can't even remember my best friends numbers... the phone dronedfor a bit and was answered with a click
"Hello?"
"Hey D3pa1, have you seen Star Wars III yet?" I asked
"Yeah, Darth Vader is hot!" D3pa1 said gleefully
"Why do you like Vader!" I cried "He's a bad person!"
"Yeah but that's what makes him so hot. He's cool and evil, not like your favorite characters." D3pa1 mocked "Oh look! I'm a nice guy! Well nice guys finish last remember?"
"Just shut up... Can you come over?" I asked
"Why?"
"Something's coming out of that screen!" Obi-wan shouted
"Oh man, hold on" I turned to the Jedi "Can you please keep it down? I'm on the phone."
"What are you Jedi doing here?" A kinda spaniash accent voice said
"What am I even doing here?" another voice said kinda muffled.
"Oh my god no way I can be this unlucky..." I groaned
"General Grievous" Mace said and a metal stick flew to his hand
"Jedi!" the robots arms unfolded holding the same kind of sticks "Dooku taught me of your Jedi ways"
"I'm not part of this, I'm leaving..." a guy in armour kinda tried to push through until he spotted Mace "You!"
"What about me?"
"You killed my father!" the man whipped out a blaster.
"AHH!" I shouted dropping the phone and running in the little gathering "No fighting in the house!"
"Seems we have no choice" Obi-wan said as he and the rest of the Jedi grabbed their light sabers.
"Uh-oh..." I waited for the blades of energy to bloom but instead, nothing happened.
"Draw your weapon Jedi" Grievous said and started coughing
"I'm trying..." Anakin muttered. The man with the blaster pulled the trigger and shot out...water?
"AHH! WATER IN MY EYES!" Anakin cried.
"What's with this place?" Obi-wan said slipping his saber back into his robes
"That's a great question" I said, maybe I can use this to my advantage "I'll phone my friends, get them to come over and we can figure out how to return you all to your normal times and or dimensions" I grabbed the phone again.
"Dpa1?" I asked
"Still here, what was all that noise?"
"Listen, just come over and I'll explain" I said trying to keep and eye on the SW characters.
"...Willl there be cake?"
"YES THERE WILL BE CAKE NOW GET OVER HERE NOW!" I shouted
"Jesus tap dancing christ ok!" she hung up. I hung up and started to phone another number
"I thought you just called your friend" Obi-wan said
"I'm phoning for one of the smartest people on this planet" I said dailing and waiting.
"Planet? What planet is this?" Kit asked
"Earth." I said and the phone was answered "Hi may I speak to Kuro?"
"It's me idiot" Kuro growled in annoyance "What do you want?"
"Hey I need you to come over" I said
"What for? Did you get your hand stuck in a pickle jar again?"
"NO! If I did I wouldn't be able to call you!" I cried "Let's just say we got some people from another dimension at my house! OK!"
"Really? Cool I'll be right over" she said and hung up. I sighed and turned to the Jedi and baddies
"So, anyone want icecream?" I offered.
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We were all crammed into the tiny family room, my friends D3pa1 and Kuro Suzaku.
"Hmmm" Kuro said rubbing her chin "It seems the barrier between time and space is broken so then these guys fell into our world from theirs"
"Wow, just like my fanfic" I chipped
"Then that means this is all your fault maggot"
"Hey! I just sprayed chocolate everywhere, that's all!"
"So why am I here?" D3pa1 asked
"Well I can't keep all of them at my house" I said
"Why not?"
"You know how much chaos would insue!" I cried "You guys take the evil guys and I'll take the nice ones!"
"Good, I was hoping you wouldn't give us the crappy defenders of good" Kuro smirked
"They'll be a handful though..."
"Oh? In that case then I don't want any part of this" Kuro said.
"But!"
"Hey I've gotta do things before exams ok?" she glared "Besides, I'm sure there's enough room for them all, there is only six"
"I get Kit, Obi and Anakin!" I called a once.
"Screw you I want Anakin!" D3pa1 growled
"Fine, I get Mace" I said scrunching my face up. And here I'd be hoping not to be stuck with the grumpy man...
"Is it ok for you guys to stay here?" I asked them all "I mean, there is no where else for you to go until we get you back to where ever you came from" They all looked at each other
"We, um, accept your offer" Obi-wan said
"This seems like a good home anyway" Kit said
"Thankies" I smiled.
"Why can't we find another place? I mean, I kinda wanted a hostess that was a bit taller and a bit thinner" Anakin said and I jumped on him
"I"M NOT FAT! I'M JUST A BIT CHUBBY!" I said going berserk.
"Whoa whoa whoa! Down girl!" D3pa1 shouted grabbing me and dragging me away "It's a reflex of hers, better not make fun of her" All the Jedi kinda stared. I stood up and dusted myself off
"Well, Jedi, Robot, armour guy" I said "Welcome to our home and our dimension and planet Earth"
Authors notes: This idea kinda came to me a while ago. Me and my friends were doing some RPing so I just decided to make it into a fic. Hope you enjoyed it!