Disclaimer: WE OWN NOTHING! IT TOTALLY SUCKS BECAUSE IT WOULD BE AWSOME TO HAVE SOME PERSONAL POSESSIONS BUT… joking. We do have things but it isn't Harry Potter.
Pineapples, Cockroaches, and Wallabies
By Meghan and Brittany
Once upon a whore, there lived two chicks that lived in Antarctica. They attended Toad-butts academy of witchcraft and stupidity. They also happened to be the top students seeing as all the students were penguins(but of course they were only penguins because Brittany and Meghan had turned them into walrus's and had gotten bored with that, but that's besides the point). One fine day comma they decided to become foreign exchange students to Hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry (What kind of stupid name is that) upon hearing it over the radio (I mean come on how else are we suppose to find out about, we are in ANTARCTICA). So they flew to merry old England on a magic toaster. When they arrived they 'accidentally' crashed into the Gryffindor boy's dormitory. And so the dialogue begins. If you think about it, how did they even know where the boys dormitory was (don't ask and we won't tell). And Then… they saw the one… the only… HARRY POTTER! He was of course naked… (What kind of stupid story would this be if there wasn't a naked Harry?). They knew that this was Harry Potter by the legendary scar on his…. Penis.
"Why are you looking at my wee wee?" Harry asked.
"We aren't looking at your penis, but we are looking at it, but we aren't REALLY looking at it." Meghan said rather entertainingly. The Brittany then said "We were just looking at your scar."
"Oh in that case…"
Author's notes: That would be two people ok this is all we have so far and it will probablly be a REALLY long time to post another chapter because we wrote this during P.E. and the schoole year is now over so well I thought I would post it anyways. It is going to be really funny when we get together to finish it. If you like it you can leave comments and I will be able to email you when the new chapters come up. Ok Love, peace and jelly beans.