iSing my feelings

Officer: Excuse me miss?

Meeee: Yep?

Officer: Do you own iCarly

Meeee: Do I look like a man?

Officer: No miss

Meeee: Then do you think I own iCarly?

Officer: No miss

Good! Because I DO NOT OWN ICARLY! Just putting it out there

Freddie's POV

I was walking up to the studio, I needed to re-calibrate the hyper drive and re jig the lither port (A/N I know nothing about the inner workings of computers so I made that up.) where I saw Sam sitting on a stool with a guitar about to start singing so I hid behind the door and listened:

I don't think that passenger seat
Has ever looked this good to me
He tells me about his night
And I count the colours in his eyes


He'll never fall in love
He swears, as he runs his fingers through his hair
I'm laughing 'cause I hope he's wrong
And I don't think it ever crossed his mind
He tells a joke, I fake a smile
That I know all his favourite songs

And I could tell you
His favourite colour's green

Hey my favourite colour's green!
He loves to argue
Born on the seventeenth
His sister's beautiful
He has his mother's eyes


I was born on the seventeenth, I have a sister who won first prize in a beauty pageant, and I have my mother's eyes, but Sam would never be singing about me!


And if you ask me if I love him
I'd lie

He looks around the room
Innocently overlooks the truth
Shouldn't a light go on
Doesn't he know that I've had him memorized for so long
And he sees everything black and white
Never let nobody see him cry
I don't let nobody see me wishin' he was mine

I could tell you
His favourite colour's green
He loves to argue
Born on the seventeenth
His sister's beautiful
He has his mother's eyes
And if you ask me if I love him
I'd lie

He stands there, then walks away
My God, if I could only say
I'm holding every breath for you

He'd never tell you
But he can play guitar


I've only told Sam that I can play guitar


I think he can see through everything but my heart
First thought when I wake up is
My God, he's beautiful
So I put on my make-up
And pray for a miracle

Yes, I could tell you
His favourite colour's green
And he loves to argue
Oh, and it kills me
His sister's beautiful
He has his mother's eyes
And if you ask me if I love him...
if you ask me if I love him...
I'd lie

I coughed "wow! Sam you know you're an amazing singer. And whoever that guy you were singing about is, he's an idiot for not noticing you"

"Thanks Freddie but...he's kinda already seeing someone, and he doesn't like me he's in love with her." She said

God she was beautiful, I know what you're thinking get a grip on yourself Freddie! You're finally dating Carly and you're beginning to feel things for Sam! Samantha Puckett of all people! The girl you've loathed your whole life! I couldn't leave her in this state.

"Well he doesn't deserve you if he's too blind to see such a beautiful girl in front of him." I said. Oh my god, that was too nice I'm supposed to hate her! Cover blown, I might as well give up now and resign myself to being beaten to a pulp.

"Thank you Freddie." I could have sworn I saw a hint of red pass over her cheeks, I must have been imagining it I couldn't have made the Sam Puckett blush. Hey, Hey, you, you, I don't like your girlfriend, no way, no way, think you need a new one. Hey, hey, you, you, I could be your girlfriend...I officially need to change my ringtone! That song was so old and...I'm a guy!

"Girlfriend? Really that's your ringtone Fredhead? You are such a girl! I do not know what Carly sees in you!" My little, wait what? The She Devil said. Nice to see she's back to normal.

"speak of the devil" I said, then answered the phone to Carly, "Yello?"

"Freddie where are you?"

"In the iCarly Studio. why?"

"we're supposed to be at the Groovy Smoothie...on our date!"

".Gosh. I'm soo sorry I'll be there as fast as I can!"

"you'd better be."

"you forget about your date again!" the she demon

"yes! Puckett I did but only because of you, god that's the last time I try to help you!" I said and proceeded to storm out of the studio. God I hate her, I loathe her no you don't fine I like her! There I said it. I've got to break up with Carly. And tell Sam how I feel. I'm singing on iCarly.

Please review! There'll be more seddie promise :) but unfortunately at the moment Freddie is going out with Carly...there was a reason this needed to happen and you'll find out :) I do not enjoy making cruddie happen...just thought I'd tell you that! Now press the little button down there that changes colour...the little speech bubble :) oh and if you want tell me you fav line...wow long authors note...anyway please review! Think of the children! Luv ya all Zoey (aka Seddieroxmysox)