This was... Really random. I wrote it in the middle of study hall today... So yeah.
I think this is my most kid-friendly story by far.
I don't own South Park or its characters or anything like that. :/ (But if I did... Hehehe...)
Craig and Tweek were sitting on Tweek's couch, watching a horror movie. The only light given was from the Tv, but you could clearly see the terror on the blonde's face. He was gripping his boyfriend's hand tightly, shaking and twitching like mad.
Craig clasped his free hand over their intertwined ones, a comfort of sorts. He was used to the other boy's jitteriness by now.
At first, it'd been annoying, even so to the point to where he seriously considered breaking up with him. But something kept him there, and truthfully, he was glad for that.
A kid on the screen was running through the woods, being chased by Mannearpig. It was overly dramatic, really. Soon the kid was dead and being drug into the creature's lair, where he would most likely be eaten.
Tweek lost it, letting go of Craig's hand and grabbing at his hair, "Gah! He's dead! What if that happens to me? I don't wanna get killed by Manbearpig! How can something be HALF man, HALF, bear, and HALF pig? It's mathematically impossible! Jesus Christ!"
The shorter teen slowly and calmly pried Tweek's hands from his head. They didn't need a repeat of what happened a few weeks ago: Tweek had gotten so freaked out, he ripped a good chunk of hair from his head. It wasn't completely noticeable unless you ran your fingers through his hair, but it was still pretty bad.
The noirette moved his boyfriend's hands to his lap then put his own on each of his boyfriend's cheeks. He looked into the jitterbug's eyes and smiled comfortingly, "Shh. Calm down, Tweekers. It's just a movie. It's not real."
It took a moment, but Tweek slowly relaxed. He looked back at Craig, almost begging quietly, "It's… not real?" "Yes Tweek, honey. It's fake. Made up." The blonde relaxed at those words, still shaking, but it was his normal kind of shake.
Craig kissed his forehead, then nose, then lips. It was just a peck, but it held so much meaning. And just with that, he and Tweek intertwined their fingers once again, Tweek curling into Craig's side with his head resting on his shoulder.
The blonde's shaking was vibrating Craig's entire right side. He smiled. Just how he liked it.
So there you have it. Hope you liked it.
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