so here's my new addams family fic. i hope you all enjoy it. it will be a little trickier with this one but i think i can pull it off!
"Uh… thanks." I said.
"You can put it in your stupid office." My sister said with a stoic look.
I looked at the banner in my hands that read, Sic gorgiamus allos subjectatos nunc: we gladly feast on those who would subdue us. The family credo.
"Considering every else about you, the least you can do is keep the credo."
"I'll… hang it up somewhere… I'd hug you but I'm sure you'd stab me with a knife if I did."
"I think that would be a better fit of a goodbye, don't you think?" she said, lifting an eyebrow at me.
"Dad refuses to see me off?" I asked.
"He hates you."
"Well, hell, Wednesday, I knew that. You guys all hate me."
"Mother has a small liking for you. She tolerated you enough so you could go to… medical school." She said with a sneer.
"What's the problem with wanting to help people?"
"The sentence speaks for itself."
"You hate me the most, so why are you here to see me off?"
"That sentence also speaks for itself. Once you're finally gone, Father can go back to normal and the house will be free of your… frivolities."
"Aren't you going to college? I thought Mom said you had to go before you could dance naked in a town square and seduce a minister or something?"
Wednesday smirked. "Online classes, little brother. I can dance naked in the town square all I want."
"Please don't… at least not here."
"Why? Would I embarrass you?" she said with a blink.
I shouldn't have tried to make sense of it all. My family was not like the other families in school. They completely hate that I decided to become a surgeon and spent my years in medical school. The only reason they were halfway decently okay with it was because it got to cut people up.
I stuck the banner in the car and put my hands on my hips.
"Well… I'm off. I know it's kind of a long shot but if you're ever around, drop by."
"I'll try to avoid that."
"Oh, Bert, you're leaving?" Joel said, walking up.
"Hey, Joel. Yeah, I'm off."
"Good luck to you."
"Thanks." I turned to my sister. "That's how you say goodbye."
"I know other ways to do that too."
"Tish, please…"
I looked up at the porch and saw Mom dragging Dad outside.
"It's all Fester's fault! If he had just come home! I wouldn't have to watch this… this thing live in my house!"
"Farewell, Pubert. Despite everything, we tolerated you with such great kindness." Mom says.
AKA: I love you. Dad on the other hand just turned his back to me.
"Thanks. See ya around."
I got in the car and headed to the city and breathed in a sigh of relief. After all these years, I can finally be around some normal people.
I will not longer be Pubert Addams. I am now Dr. Adam Bert, a surgeon who will save lives.
Well, that's what I had planned to do anyway.
more on how this happened soon. and he is changing his name because pubert is a horrid name by normal society. due to the issue, he doesn't want to be associated with his family anymore. things can change though .