( the fine print: ) The gray hairs belong to Grace, the parkas are Frankie's, the search warrants were divided up evenly among them, the suicide notes went to Spence and Mel for tracing, the confessions were extracted from three recalcitrant criminals by Spence, the whiteboard markers are all kinds of colors and remain in the board thingee room, the profiles are somewhere in Grace's files, the ale was intended for Boyd but was actually drunk by the gang, the walled-up corpses went to Frankie and her lab rats, the suspects went to jail, the severed heads joined their bodies in the morgue, and the perfectly preserved body landed on the cover of the Daily Mirror.
The Twelve Days of Christmas
(Waking the Dead style!)
Miss Lola D
On the first day of Christmas, my DS gave to me
A perfectly preserved body!
On the second day of Christmas, my DS gave to me
Two severed heads
and a perfectly preserved body!
On the third day of Christmas, my DS gave to me
Three suspects
Two severed heads
and a perfectly preserved body!
On the fourth day of Christmas, my DS gave to me
Four walled-up corpses
Three suspects
Two severed heads
and a perfectly preserved body!
On the fifth day of Christmas, my DS gave to me
Five pints of aaaaaaale -
Four walled-up corpses
Three suspects
Two severed heads
and a perfectly preserved body!
On the sixth day of Christmas, my DS gave to me
Six different profiles
Five pints of aaaaaale -
Four walled-up corpses
Three suspects
Two severed heads
and a perfectly preserved body!
On the seventh day of Christmas, my DS gave to me
Seven whiteboard markers
Six different profiles
Five pints of (hic) ale!
Four walled-up corpses
Three suspects
Two severed heads
and a perfectly preserved body!
On the eighth day of Christmas, my DS gave to me
Eight confessions
Seven whiteboard markers
Six different profiles
Five pints of *swig* ALE!
Four walled-up corpses
Three suspects
Two severed heads
and a perfectly preserved body!
On the ninth day of Christmas, my DS gave to me
Nine suicide notes
Eight confessions
Seven whiteboard markers
Six different profiles
Five pints of... *thud*
Four walled-up corpses
Three suspects
Two severed heads
and a perfectly preserved body!
On the tenth day of Christmas, my DS gave to me
Ten search warrants
Nine suicide notes
Eight confessions
Seven whiteboard markers
Six different profiles
Five pintsh of aaaaaaale!
Four walled-up corpses
Three suspects
Two severed heads
and a perfectly preserved body!
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my DS gave to me
Eleven dowdy parkas
Ten search warrants
Nine suicide notes
Eight confessions
Seven whiteboard markers
Six different profiles
Fiiiiive piiiiints of aaaaaaaale!
Four walled-up corpses
Three suspects
Two severed heads
and a perfectly preserved body!
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my DS gave to me
Twelve new gray hairs
Eleven dowdy parkas
Ten search warrants
Nine suicide notes
Eight confessions
Seven whiteboard markers
Six different profiles
Five pints of - oh shit *puke*
Four walled-up corpses
Three suspects
Two severed heads
and a perfectly preserved body!