((AN: OKAY I NOTICED THERE WASN'T N E MASS EFFECT/ LORD OF TEH RINGS CROSSOVERS SO I WROTYE ONE. I HOPE YOU ENJOY IT XD))
ONE DAY, LEGOLASS WAS WALKING IN DA FORREST WHEN SUDDENLY A BIG TEAR IN THE ATMOSPHERE APPEARED IN FRONT OF HIM, AND OUT CAME A DUDE WITH SHORT BROWN HAIR AND A SHIT EATING GRIN ON HIS FACE. HE DANUBED IN FRONT OF LIGOLASS AND SAID "HI I'M COMMANDER SHEPARD, AND-" HE STOPPED HIS SENTENCE THEN RANDOMLY PUNCHED HIM IN THE FACE (AN: XD THAT WAS RANDOM)
GIMLI CAME OUT FROM THE BUSHES CUZ HE WAS JACKIN OFF N STUFF AND HE SCREAMED IN SCOTTISH, "AH YE LAD HOW DARE U PUNCH MY FREND IN THE FACE LAD." THEN HE TOOK OUT HIS AXE AND CHARGED FOR SHEPARD. SHEPARD SMILED AND SAID "MAY I AXE YOU A QUESTION?" THEN HE TOOK OUT HIS WANG AND SLAPPED GIMLI IN HIS FACE.
GANDALF CAME OUT OF THE BUTTHOLE OF SAREN AND HE LIKE UHHHHH HE LOOKED AT SHEPARD. JUST THEN SOMEONE ELSE CAME FROM THE TEAR IN THE ATNMOSPHERE IT WAS SAREN. SAREN WASNT DEAD AFTER ALLO! (AN:DAT WAS A GOOD SURPRISE WASNT IT XD) SAREN ALSO COCKSLAPPED GIMLI IN THE FACE THEN HE ALSO PUNCHED LEGOLASSSS IN THE FACE. GANDALF WAS SHOCKED. SHEPARD HIGH 5'ED SAREN AND THEN THEY WENT TO MORDOR. BOROMIR WAS PISSED AND SAID "YOU CANNOT WALK INTO MORDOR" BUT SHEPARD AND SAREN JUST DANUBED INTO THERE AND BOROMIR GOT JIZZ IN HIS BEARD.
GANDALF WAS PISSED TOO AND SOUGHT FOR REVENGE. ARAGORN JOINED AS WELL CUZ HE WAS BORED AND STUFF.
LITTLE DID THEY KNOW A REAPER ALSO ENTERED THROUGH THE TEAR IN THE ATMOSPHERE. THE REAPER JOINED FORCES WITH SAURON BUT LITTLE DID HE KNOW THAT SAREN AND SAURON WERE...? (AN:GASP)
OKAY AND WREX JOINED TOO BUT HE WAS SO CONFLICTED OVER THE GENOPHAGE HE JUST COCKSLAPPED GIMLI AND LEFT. GIMLI WAS SAD CUZ HE HAD TOO MANY DICKS IN HIS FACE FOR TODAY.
FRODO AND SAM WERE WALKING IN THE FOREST WHEN OUT CAME SHEPARD RIDING A MAGICAL TREE GUY. SHEPARD SAID "I SHOULD GO...TO MORDOR" AND THEN HE WENT...TO MORDOR.
SHEPARD WENT TO MOUNT DOOM AND HE SAW GOLEM THERE AND HE LAUGHED AND FARTED IN HIS FACE. THEN SHEPARD PUSHED THE REPAER IN THERE AND ALSO THE RING CUZ IT WAS SHEPARD AND HE CAN f*%^KING DO WHAT HE WANTS CUZ HE IS A SINGLE LADY CUZ HES GAY BUT THERES NO GAY ROMANCE LIS UNTIL MAYBE ME3? (AN:HOPEFULLY XDDD)
SO SHEPARD'S JOB WAS DONE, BUT BEFORE HE LEFT LOTR WORLD HE LOOKED BACK ON EVERYTHING HE DID AND FELT A LITTLE REGRET.
BUT THEN HE JUST WENT BACK TO WANGSLAP GIMLI IN THE FACE ONE MORE TIME THEN SHEPAERD, SAREN, AND WREX WENT BACK TO MASS EFFECT WORLD AND THEY ALL LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER EXCEPT FOR GIMLI CUZ HE WAS TRAMATIZED BY TOO MANY DICKS IN HIS FACE AND HE LATER DIED OF AIDS AND SYPHILLIS LOL. XD THE END
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