Our Lives as Teenage Robots
A My Life as a Teenage Robot Fan-fiction by Bobby E
Act 1, Episode 1: Mighty Mike
The day is March 14th, 2074, a regular school day. Not much has changed for Jenny Wakeman and her family and friends, Jenny and Sheldon are now juniors in high school, while Brad is now a senior and is about to graduate soon. And she still does and enjoy her job, protecting humanity and saving the world from intergalactic threats. As for earth, the whole planet and her colonies are on a political powder keg, the United Nations of Earth is going through the 2074 presidential election as President Stefanie Iason's second and final presidential term, between Liberal candidate and UN delegate Luke O' Neil, and Conservative candidate and business tycoon Tyler Kirk of Rexco Inc., and it's the most turbulent UN presidential election in human history. Political violence has erupted from both sides all over the world and Earth's colonies, it's even effecting Tremorton, Virginia, and it is expected that the political climate is only going to get worse and worse, especially in her high school. Meanwhile a group of five armed gunmen lead by two outlaws named Ferris Page, a young but experienced mafioso, and Mike Watts, another teenage robot with remarkable powers and weapons from within his body much like Jenny Wakeman, have come all the way from Northern Virginia to Tremorton to rob the town's largest bank, Tremorton National Bank, and go back to Herndon, Virginia, part of America's BosWash megalopolis, on their getaway battle bus.
Jenny is having lunch with Brad and Sheldon in the outdoor school cafeteria. "So, what are you guys going to do after graduating when we become seniors next year?" Jenny asked Brad and Sheldon. "I'm thinking about reenlisting in Skyway Patrol." Brad replied. "Really? After that experience?" Jenny asked. "Tyler Kirk promises to reform Earth's self defense force by getting rid of a lot the paperwork they have to do in order to get anything done, plus he would send guys like me into action once he's president of the UN." "Who?" Jenny asked. "Tyler Kirk? You know, he's the conservative party candidate running for this election, and he runs Rexco incorporated." Brad explained. "Does the phrase 'Kiss them on the lips' mean anything to you?" he asked. "Oh jobs, yes." Jenny replied. "Why are you voting for that guy?" "You know, I don't really like the guy personally, a lot of people don't like him particularly either." "But I like his promise to reform Skyway Patrol for good, back when they were useful decades ago, then I'd be on my own adventures!" Brad added. "And he was the only one out of all the candidates in the Conservative International Committee that has some balls." he went on. "Seriously Brad?" Sheldon asked. "After all the outrageous things he said?" "There's tons of memes making fun of the things Tyler said, because he's so stupid, he's not even a politician." Sheldon told Brad. "I know, I know, but I'm really sick of our current administration and the way things are run." "Plus I doubt that he's do all the things he says he's going to do, like..." But before Brad could finish, Sheldon interrupted and asked him "Like what?" "Banning immigration forever to Earth?" "Labeling all other intelligent life as monsters, murders and invaders?" In the middle of their argument, Jenny gets more and more annoyed, staring downwards into at her table, with her eyes only getting bigger and bigger. Jenny starts shaking. She gets so annoyed, she stretched her arms to cover both of their mouths with her robotic hands. She then requests and at the same time scream "Can we please talk about anything but this!?" Jenny then pulls her arms back to their normal length and stops covering their mouths. "Sure, anything to please you." said Sheldon. "Okay." Brad said, but then asked "What's wrong though?" She calmed down and answered "I'm sorry, I don't want to hear this politically charged crap anymore, it's really tearing everyone apart." "I mean have you seen how the kids in our own school have been acting recently?" "You're not wrong." Brad answered. "Pteresa just broke up with Jaxon ever since she found out he was a Kirk supporter, and I've seen how Britt and Tiff have gotten nastier and nastier to both anyone who isn't popular and now those who aren't 'educated.'" he went on. "I hope all this drama doesn't tear us apart." she hoped. "Oh please, our parents, grandparents, and great grandparents have dealt with political and social turmoil worse than what we're dealing with." Sheldon said. "Yeah that's true." Jenny admitted. "So Sheldon, what are you going to do after Tremorton high?" Jenny asked him. "I'm applying for Virginia Tech, I want to make robots and gadgets as an inventor and scientist." Sheldon answered. "You do make a lot of gadgets for me." Jenny said. "Heck, you're the type of guy who would build the Silver Shell." Brad told him. Sheldon freaked out and screeched "WHAT!?" He then cleared his throat and yelled "No I can not!" Sheldon was sweating and fidgeting, fearing that they're about to figure out his big secret. "Hey didn't you say he saved you from drowning while you had amnesia?" Brad asked. "Um.. Yes, yes he did." Sheldon said as he nodded in angst. In the middle of their conversation, the teenage fembot receives a distress call from her mother as her belly bolt glows blue for a few seconds, then a computer monitor that's about the size of her head sticks out of her chest, which looks like a crop top. "XJ9!" her mom shouts via the monitor. "I have some very urgent news, there's a gang of armed goons robbing Tremorton biggest bank right now, the TNB." "Don't worry, I'm on it!" she told her mother. Jenny's robotic pigtails act as rockets and she blasts off. Both Brad and Sheldon are covered with black debris on their faces and clothes, then out of nowhere the school janitor starts brushing it off of them.
Meanwhile at the bank, two security guards lay on the floor shot dead, while people lay on the ground and horrified in the bank's lobby, as five masked men in body armor with automatic rifles, semi-automatic shotguns, and laser repeaters screaming "Stay on the ground!" "Don't be a hero!" One of the gunmen was wearing a chimpanzee mask, one was wearing a pig head mask, one was wearing a pigeon mask, one was wearing horse mask, and the last masked gunman was wearing a lion mask. They were guarding Ferris Page, who's in power armor, and Mike Watts as they set up C4 charges to blow up one of the bank's walls so they can access the vault. "Are you sure this plan is going to work Ferris?" Mike asked him. "I feel like she's about to show up any minute, and if she does, we could be screwed." "Relax Mikey, we set up the EMP device on one of the desks in case she shows up, and to make sure no one here calls the cops." Ferris said to the robotic gangster. "How long is that EMP signal suppose to last again?" he asked him. Ferris replied "We stormed the bank about five minutes ago, the EMP signal lasts for eight minutes, we have five minutes left, so we better hurry, thank Christ for that anti-emp chip we've installed in you and some our guns to resist the device's signal." Mike is almost done with the charges, he felt the need to take it slow since it's been awhile for him setting up a live bomb. "Come on hurry the hell up!" One of the henchmen shouted. "Yeah man, the cops can show up any minute." Ferris said to Mike. "Okay, the charges are set." Mike announced to their crew. "Alright boys you heard him, take cover, and get those people in the bathrooms!" Ferris shouted. The masked gunmen gathered the terrified men and women and forced them into the men's and women's restrooms, by pointing their guns at them and yelling at them. When they put them in the restrooms, they locked the doors from the outside. Mike, the redheaded Ferris, and the rest of the gunmen take cover behind some office desks far away from the wall that is set to blow. "I'm calling it!" Ferris declares before he detonates the C4 explosives through dialing the number (582) 467-3190 on a burner phone. The wall to the vault is blown to pieces, the explosion was loud enough make people's ears ringing, it made the bank's glass windows to shatter into pieces, and smoke of the debris gets outside of the building, covering everything from cars to traffic lights with dust in it's path. "Everybody has their loot bags?" Mike asks Ferris and their crew. "I have mine." said Ferris. "Same." their masked gunmen said, as everyone in Mike's and Ferris' crew are carrying top loading, shoulder strap, heavy duty duffel bags. "Okay boys, get in the vault and gather as much loot as you can carry." Ferris told everyone. "Is anyone surprised that the whole building didn't collapse on us?" Mike asked the crew. No one gave an answer. "I thought so."
At that moment, Jenny is flying towards the crime scene, but she starts to malfunction as she flies above the bank. "Whoa!" "I gotta get myself away from whatever is messing me up." she said to herself as she moves away from the bank to hide behind a building just three blocks away from the bank, waiting for the EMP signal to end. "I can't seem to get to the bank without having my systems failing." XJ9 gets on top of the building's rooftop and gets out her scoped laser rifle from within her robotic arms, ready to paralyze some bad guys for the cops to apprehend. "Ah, this should make things easier." she told herself as she saw the cops showing up. Meantime inside the bank, Mike, Ferris, and their seven man crew are grabbing all the cash, coins, and gold bars that they can carry, but then the cops show up a minute earlier than they expected and were puzzled. "What the hell?" the horse masked gunman remarked. Ferris said "Someone must have called the cops." "But how?" "You mean within this very bank?" the chimp masked man asked. "Have you payed attention during our meeting at the hideout you dolt?" "The EMP signal is suppose to jam any electronic device within a two block radius, expect Mighty Mike here, and two of our laser repeaters." Ferris answered. "Besides we're robbing a bank in broad daylight, what were you expecting was going to happen?" he added. "I don't even know why we planned to do this in daylight." one of the henchmen said. "Alright everyone, does everyone remember our escape route?" Mike Watts asked the rest of the team. "Yep, and it's killing time boys!" the inexperienced pig masked gunner shouted as he charged towards the cops by sprinting right through the door, shooting his Kalashnikov at the cops solely from the hip, and he got himself shot several times by the cops. This causes a firefight between the cops and Ferris and Mike's crew during the robbery.
Bullets and lasers begin whistling in the air as the crew took cover behind the columns and office desks. "God dammit." Mike said to himself. "What do we do now?" "Just like we planned Mike." Ferris told him. "We'll go through the alleyways behind the bank to get our getaway battle bus." "Roger that." Mike understood Ferris. With his robotic powers, he ran to the bank's vault door while the cop's bullets have no effect on him, he ripped it off of it's hinges, and uses it as a shield. "Get behind me Ferris, collect the loot bags and get the others behind me, I'll cover you all." "You got it Mike." Jenny sees someone walking and holding a vault door, but couldn't tell who it was. She shot at it, but the door deflected the laser and it hits a billboard nearby Jenny. In the firefight, Ferris throws a flashbang at the police hiding behind their cruisers, and police officers were blinded as most of them were shot by the masked gunmen while they escape. Jenny tried to find a weak spot of the guy holding the vault door, but couldn't find one, so she shot the pigeon masked gunman in the chest. The force of the laser was so strong that it broke his ribs and he collapsed. "Ugh, I'm hit!" "Tyson is down." Ferris told his crew. "Should we go back for him?" The lion masked gunman asked him and Mike. "Forget about him Lamar, we gotta go now!" Ferris reminded him. They manage to get the loot bags they need, and flee the bank through the backdoor. "Where are they going?" Jenny asked herself. She saw the EMP device that was sitting on one of the desks through one of the windows, and shoots at it, shutting it off. "Yes!" she said to herself. Jenny flew up and got a glance of them in the alleyway and gets out a giant hammer from within her arm. "She's coming this way!" Ferris yelled out loud with anxiety after seeing her in the sky. "Just run Ferris, get inside the battlebus and I'll take care of this." Mike told him. Jenny flies towards the battle bus to destroy it, but Mike blocks her blow with the vault door. Jenny and Mike proceed battle in the streets of downtown Tremorton as police officers flee from the area because it got too dangerous. He continues to use the vault's massive door to block many of Jenny's strikes. In the middle of the fight, Ferris contacts Mike on his cell phone. "Mike?" "Ferris, now is not the time for me to multitask!" Mike told him through his portable radio chip attached to his auditory system. "We've made to the getaway vehicle, we're just about to leave this town through route 250 in about fifteen minutes, but some Skyway patrol guys showed up from the air and we can't get them off our backs." Ferris told him. "Please do help us!" "Shit, alright Ferris I'm on my way!" Mike told him. Mike blasts off using his robotic boots as rockets and flies off to find Ferris, using the radar system on his HUD, while Jenny also blasts off and goes after him. As Mike flies over his crew's battlebus as Skyway patrol hovercars chase and try to shoot at them, Jenny tries to subdue him by firing a net at him, but Mike replicates out a thousand degree katana from a tiny blue dot on the palm of his left hand (which is a high-speed digital 3D printer powered by a special crystals in both of his palms) less than a second, and cuts the net in half before it was about to touch him, and it catches into flames in less than a second. At the same time he digitally replicates an automatic bullpup rifle through the palm of his right hand, and fires a load of explosive bullets at her after he destroyed the net. She got heavily damaged. "Holy cow, I can't take much of this, maybe if..." Jenny fires a tiny tracker on his back as he flies away. "Yes!" "I can get fixed up." She flies away from the scene and heads back to school, hoping she'll get fixed at Tremorton high's shop class.
"Mike, have you found us yet?" Ferris asked him through Mike's portable radio. "Yeah, I see you guys." Mike answered. "It looks like a whole platoon of Skyway patrol hovercars is after you." "You don't say." Ferris said. Meanwhile, in their getaway battle bus, things were getting out of hand. When Ferris and the rest of their crew made it to their getaway, one of their gunmen, the one wearing the chimp mask, was wounded with shotgun pellets stuck in his stomach, a slug that went right through his stomach, and parts of his face while he was shooting at skyway patrol during the chase. "Oh Sagan, am I going to make it?" the wounded gunman asked. "Last time I checked, my name isn't Sagan." Lamar said. "We're going to take you to an underground doctor and have you back on your feet in no time after this, you're going to be fine, this morphine shot should do the trick." Lamar injects the man with morphine, unsure to himself whether he's going to make it or not. "Bojack, get on that mini-gun turret while I focus on the road, and be sure not to shoot at Mike, he's about take care of those Skyway Patrol guys from above!" Ferris told the horse masked gunman. "Okay, I've heard you!" Bojack said as he got on the minigun turret, above the escape hatch, on top of the bus. As one of their crew members starts shooting, Mike shoots down at least five Skyway patrol hovercars with the explosive rounds that were left in the carbine's magazine. When he ran out of ammo, he threw the rifle away and lands on top of a Skyway Patrol hovercar's hood with the thousand degree katana in his hands. Mike then punches right through it's windshield as the driver tries to shake him off through a barrel roll, but he fails as Mike slits his throat and throws him out of the hovercar, stabs the other officer in the car through the chest, and he lets it fall and crash into an office building. Mike says to himself, "Alright that's one down, two more to go." "These two are mine." Mike tells Ferris through the battle bus's two way radio system. Before he could take the rest down, one of the crew members shoots down both of the remaining hovercars left in the sky with the minigun turret. "On second thought, nevermind." "Okay guys, that was rough back there, but still, mission accomplished, we're going back to NOVA!" Ferris told Mike and their crew. Mike flies down to get inside the battle bus as they go back to their home through route 250. Meantime Jenny returned to school to get fixed at the shop, Brad went up to her in the school's hallway and asked her "Wow Jenny, what happened back there?" "You look like you got back from fighting Armagedroid again." "Yeah, you're telling me." she told her best friend. "I've never faced anyone like him before." "Who?" he asked Jenny. "That robot, that robot boy at the robbery." "Mom is going to kill me." "How do you know if he's a teenager or not?" Brad asked. "I guess I'm going to find out for myself, I've already put a tracer on him, it should locate him anywhere in the world right now, I'll be able to deal with him later as soon as I get repairs."
After spending a day at school, Jenny got back home and opened the door to her house, a dark gray mansion that stands over the rest of Tremorton's neighborhood, and there was her mom, standing right there behind the front door, it looked like she was waiting there the whole time. "XJ9, what happened back there?" Nora Wakeman asked her daughter in disappointment. "How did they escape?" "Sorry mom, one of the robbers was a lot tougher than I thought." Jenny told her. "He shot explosive bullets at me. They did a lot of damage to my body, but I've shot a tiny tracking device on his back so I could eventually find him." "Really?" Nora asked her. "What did he look like?" Nora Wakeman got out a pen and a notebook. "He was almost seven feet tall. He was painted to resemble a human. He had tan, red, and orange paint on his body. It looked like he was wearing an orange jumpsuit and boots, along with a red utility belt. It looked like he had red hair, with a chin curtain and his high razor looked like a siren." her daughter explained. As Nora completed her notes and remembered the description of the identified suspect from the news, she gasped and blurted "Schrödinger's cat!" "What is it mom?" Jenny asked her mother. "No wonder you had to get out of there." "You have came across one of the Milky Way Galaxy's toughest, nastiest, and most deadly people." Nora told her as they walked inside her office. "You have come across Mighty Mike and became one of the few that lived to tell the tale, a notorious mafioso for the Leone Cartel. He committed many crimes for them in the BosWash megalopolis and all over the world and the solar system no less." Nora said. "Woah, woah, woah, please slow down mom." Jenny requested her. "Who, what, when, where and why?" she asked as she counted to five with her fingers. "You would've already knew of his crimes if you paid attention to any of the alarms from the fifty nine computer monitors in your room and not gone hanging out with your friends. Read a newspaper every once in awhile." Nora said in distress. "Mom, this shouldn't take long for me to look him up online, just give me a sec." Jenny told her mom, while she turns one of her pigtails into a smart phone to look up Mighty Mike up. "That still doesn't excuse the fact that you didn't do anything about this man every time he killed someone, robbed someone, sent people to the hospital, destroyed private and public property.." as Nora went on, Jenny interrupted her and said "Yeah, I get it mom." "I've never heard of this guy until now, and wow, he's serious." Jenny added as she widened her eyes and as her pupils got smaller in astonishment. "Yes, I know young lady." Nora told her. She looked her daughter in the eye and asked her "Do you know who assassinated the mayor of Baltimore, Jordan Carter on April 3rd of 2071 on his trip to Venus?" Nora asked her. "Yeah, but I don't remember who killed him." Jenny answered. "Who blew up a cargo ship in the New York Harbor in 2072?" Nora questioned her. "No I don't remember that event or who did it." Jenny told her mother. "How about when the Moretti crime family fell from power in the BosWash's underworld in 4 years from 2069 to 2073, after controlling half of the American east coast for over thirty years?" Jenny asked her "Was it all because Mike?" "Yes, he's involved with all three of those incidents, along with many more." Nora said. "The scariest thing about Mighty Mike is that he's a lot like you in some way." "Mom, I highly doubt that I'm anything like him." Jenny said to her. "He's a major league criminal." "I know, but if you weren't under my care, you would've easily become someone much like him." Nora said to her. "Let's see where he is right now." "Wakeman, get out your GPS." Nora tells Jenny. Jenny gets on the GPS app on her smart phone and says "Mike and his friends are on interstate 81, and it looks like they're heading to 66." "It looks like they're heading somewhere in Northern Virginia, part of America's BosWash megalopolis, you better follow them, but keep a distance away from them until you find something out about him." Nora told her daughter. "Sure thing Mom, I'll be back soon." Jenny said before she puts her phone away, heads to her room and blasts off. "God help her." Nora says to herself when Jenny left.
While Jenny is flying in the stratosphere, twenty miles in the sky monitoring Mike and his friends, his and Ferris' crew have gotten out of interstate 81 to stop in the middle of the countryside in Frederick county, to dump a giant black garbage bag in the middle of the woods, in 5 o'clock in the afternoon. "What are they doing with that?" Jenny wondered. "Could it be a clue who the rest of the robbers are they're leaving behind or something?" Meanwhile on the ground, Ferris and Mike are waiting for their two henchmen to be done with what they're doing. "You're sure no one is watching us Mike?" Ferris asked him. Mike is scanning his surroundings, nobody is on the dirt road they were on, nobody was hiding behind any trees or bushes, he even looked to see if anyone was hiding in the trees as if someone was about to ambush them, he then assured him, "No one is there, Ferris." "I'm surprised we managed to give them the slip after how much attention we attracted." he added. "We should be good as long as we keep a low profile and get rid of any trace of us at the robbery." Ferris assured him. "I'm not sure after all the collateral damage back there, the fact that skyway patrol were called on the scene, and when the robot girl showed up." Mike told Ferris. "Just be positive Mike." said Ferris. Lamar and Bojack them had their masks off. Lamar was bald, had black skin, he had a black goatee and strong features, he was wearing a multicam jacket and tan cargo pants. Bojack had white skin, he had a clean shave, blue eyes, a blonde undercut, his eyebrows were really thick, and he was wearing brown cargo pants and a white tank top. Both of them looked really strong. Ferris asks them "Did you guys get rid of the burden?" "Yep, we got rid of it." Bojack said as they both got back into the battle bus, which looks like a small yellow school bus to outsiders when the minigun turret was put away. "So how much dough did you think we scored?" Mike asked Ferris. "I don't know, about 5 million dollars, if we're lucky, at least we have all the bags." When they left the scene, Jenny flies down to see what they left behind in the garbage bag and notices the bag's abysmal smell. "Okay, just look on the bright side Jen, how bad can this be?" she says as she turns one of her index fingers into a utility knife. She cuts the bag open and inside she finds what looks like a dead body and gets even more grossed out. She looked away for a few seconds in disgust. It was one of the masked gunmen that were with Mike at the robbery and he still had his chimp mask on, his clothes and Kevlar body armor was stained in blood all over the place, a ton of shotgun pellets were stuck inside his body, and the carcass was smelly as an outhouse and his skin was as pale as snow. Jenny takes off the mask and opens one of the man's eyelids, turns one of her fingers into a retinal scanner to find the man's identity. She finds out the man's name was Kyle Petrov, a former mechanic who was in his early thirties and a convicted felon, who robbed ten liquor stores in the ghettos of Sterling, within the mega metropolis of BosWash in Northern Virginia, five years ago. Then out of nowhere, he begins to cough blood. Jenny screams and crawls away from what she thought as a dead body. "You're still breathing!?" she asked. "Yep, I am." Kyle says as he continues to cough. "Who was with you at the robbery?" "What happened?" she asked. He started laughing and said "We pulled off a big score." "And what?" she asked. "Where are they going?" "Well we all know what's going to happen to me, I might as well tell you." Kyle gave in as he tells her "They're heading to a big, abandoned apartment complex towering over the rest of old town Herndon, you'll find their hideout inside." "Thanks, but I'll just take you to the nearest jail cell." She grabs Kyle's body flies up into the air and drops Kyle off a block away from Fredrick County's police station. Jenny soon goes up into the stratosphere again.
As she sees them arrive to BosWash's Baltimore-Washington metropolitan area by driving out of Manassas, Jenny glances at the skyline of Northern Virginia's Alexandria and Arlington as the sun sets on the end of the horizon. The cities of Alexandria and Arlington were filled with many bright and sky high buildings covered in neon lights and colorful billboards, as dozens of people were flying their own hover cars hundreds of feet off the ground, while over a thousand people were stuck in a traffic in the highway to Northern Virginia's two most populous cities. She thought it was beautiful, but she had to focus. Meanwhile on the ground, Mike and his crew were stuck in traffic. "How are we still stuck here?" Bojack wondered. "It feels like we've been stuck here for the past two hours!" "Relax man." said Ferris. "It's been twenty minutes since we got stuck here." "Those skyway dolts can't find us if we've changed our license plate, am I right Mikey?" Mike soon answered "Yep." while he was strolling his computer which is from within his left forearm, trying to find a way out of here through his GPS app. "Hey there's an exit not to far from here, it can get us to Herndon." he told Ferris. "Ah finally, give me the directions and we'll be out of here." Mike, Ferris, and the surviving gunmen decided to take a different route to their hideout in Herndon, Virginia. Jenny finds their getaway despite them changing the license plate, and sooner or later finds out where they were going. When they got there, she finds their hideout. The whole apartment complex, or what's left of it was covered in graffiti, there was a ton of cracks on it's walls, and there was a lot of broken windows. Once they got out of the battle bus, each of the robbers carry their own loot bags, while Mike carries the last four bags with ease as they open the steel doors and go inside. Jenny flies down a block away from their hideout to follow them inside, but first she scanned her surroundings in the street and transforms herself to look like an old trash can, and she walked inside. Jenny slowly followed them up the stairs by listening to the echos of the robbers' footsteps, she hides behind the one of the graffiti covered corridors to find where Mike and his friends were hiding when they went inside, apartment 20-032, the thirty second and last apartment in the twentieth story. While Jenny stuck to her disguise, she eavesdrops on them through the wall.
The apartment's wallpapers were falling off it's interior walls, there were blood stains on the carpet, and it looked like someone else was here before. Nonetheless it looked like any other apartment building with it's own furniture, kitchen, living room, bathrooms, and bedrooms. Ferris takes off his power armor tells Mike and the surviving gunmen around the dining table, "Okay guys, let's see how much money we have." They each put down the loot bags and getting out and counting all the cash and jewelry they stole. "I've counted all the Ben Franklins that were in the bags I saved, I got two in a half million dollars, and jewelry that's worth up to a million dollars." Mike said. "I have one million and nine hundred thousand dollars in mine." Ferris said. "What did the rest of you boys get?" he asked Lamar. "Me and Bojack have stolen two million dollars and two of these babies." Bojack and Leone, laid out two gold bars on the table. "Is that what I think it is?" Ferris asked. "Yeah, they're gold bars." Bojack told him. "What do they look like?" Lamar wasn't sure how much the gold bars were worth, so he asks "How much are they worth?" Mike turns his right forearm into a personal computer which has a touchpad, and finds out how much the solid, gold bars were worth. He makes his forearm turn back to normal says "These two are each worth five hundred thousand dollars." Ferris is filled with joy and loudly announces to the whole team "We did it guys!" "We just robbed the biggest bank in Tremorton, Virginia, and lived to tell the tale of our encounter with the XJ9 unit!" "So where are our cuts?" Lamar asked the leader. Ferris tells them "You'll each get fifty thousand dollars, like what Mike and I promised, now let's get wasted and celebrate!" The three humans cheered in joy while Mike walks to the kitchen to make them and himself some drinks. "Hey Ferris, Boss." Bojack asks him. "Can we give Mighty Mike a surprise gift and order some pleasure bots up for the rest of us here?" Mike overhears him and answers "My girlfriend would have me demolished." "Whatever you say Mikey." Bojack says as he chuckles to himself, and drinks a beer with the other two. "What are you planning to spend on your fifty thousand dollars Ferris?" Bojack asked him. "Well crap, I say we order some pleasure bots up here for ourselves since Mikey here won't join the fun." he answered. "Sounds good to me!" he replied in delight. Meanwhile Lamar felt like he had to get something off his chest. He saw Mike removing the anti-emp chip from the chip slot in his head, and then started making some drinks in the kitchen and decided to talk to him. "Hey Mike..." "Yes Lamar?" he said. "About Tyson and George, how we just left them there." "Yeah I know, I had been in situations like that before Lamar." "But we had to, if one of us tried to help him at that moment, all of us could've died." "And George was already going to die from those wounds to begin with." "His guts were on the verge of coming out of his stomach from that slug round." he reminded Lamar. "There was nothing we could do." "What about Tyson though?" he asked. "We could've saved him from the feds you know." "Tell that to Ferris, he lead the group not me." the robotic teenager told him. "Sorry, it's just that this is my first time doing something like this." "How old are you Lamar?" Mike asked him. "I'm almost twenty one years old." "You?" Lamar asked him. "I'm seventeen years old mentally, but its been nine years old since I was first built." "Nine years old?" "Damn." Lamar said. "In case you're wondering, I'm not going to tell you my whole life story, I barely know you." Mike finished making all the beverages for himself and his crew. A can of oil for himself, and Martinis for them. "Check up on Ferris, Lamar, see what he's doing." he recommended him. "Sure thing Mike."
While Jenny continues to eavesdrop on their conversation, sticking to her disguise. Then out of nowhere, three men in black tuxedos and ties walked up the stairs, and one of them knocked on the apartment's door. "Can one of you guys get the door?" Ferris asked the surviving robbers. "I'm too dizzy to do it myself." Ferris then hiccups. "Damn Ferris what have you been drinking?" Lamar asks. "Oh nothing, I had ten shots of absinthe a row within 2 minutes, that's all." Ferris tells him as he collapses on the kitchen floor, unable to get up. Lamar rolls his eyes and says "I'll get it." He walks up to the door, to see who was there. Bojack got out of the bathroom and stumbled upon Ferris' unconscious body. "Yo, Mike." "Yeah I just noticed." he said as he turned around. Bojack and Mike look at Ferris as he's passed out, figuring out whether he's okay or not. Lamar looks through the door's peephole, he sees that a man in a black suit and blue tie is at their doorstep. He thought the man looked harmless enough, forgetting the fact they just robbed a bank a few hours ago. Lamar opens the door and asks them "Who are you?" The man at the door told him "Edward Leone sends his regards." He then pulls out a sawed off shotgun and shoots Lamar in the gut, blowing him away across the hallway. Bojack rushes to cover in the kitchen while shooting one of the hitmen in the face, but gets himself shot in the process. At the same time, one of the men threw a flashbang and a EMP grenade through the door, neutralizing Mike's ability to move his body's robotic limbs or pull out any of his gadgets and weapons, as he falls down onto the kitchen floor, smashing the table into pieces. Mike can only watch as the two of the men that are still alive storm the apartment with sub-machine guns. They blown Bojack's brains out before he could get back up, one of them pulls Ferris up, and he wakes up only to be stabbed and cut to death. Mike could hear him scream from the pain. The one that killed Bojack proceeds to pour a trail of oil from a gas tank across the apartment, starting from the living room, to the bedrooms, to the bathrooms, and in the kitchen. Jenny witnesses the carnage and has a tempting urge to do something about it. "Okay sadists, you're going way too far." Within an instinct she breaks out of her disguise and gets out her giant laser gun from within her arm. She goes in with guns blazing, hitting two of the men still standing. But as she shoots, she accidentally hits the trail of oil in the living room, igniting a fire that spreads all over the place, as the bloody corpses, the loot, and even the hitmen in suits get caught on fire. The hitmen were all screaming while in agony. "What the hell is going?" Mike wondered. "You're coming with me, that's what's going on." she tells him as she rushes over to pick him up. "Oh no, not you, not now." he uttered. She picked him up and she flies out of the kitchen window with Mike in her arms.
As she flies him back to her hometown, Mike asks her "Where are you taking me?" "I'm taking you to somewhere to ask a few questions about the robbery, and you're going to answer them, or else." Jenny answered. "Well, everyone else in the crew are dead, and over half of the loot is destroyed, so I have nothing else to lose from this." "Alright, I'll answer your questions when we get there." Mike promised her. "Wait, am I forgetting something?" Jenny asks herself. "Forget about them, they're all dead men anyway, literally." "And all the cash that was stolen are already burnt to a crisp." Mike tells her. "Oh no, we have to go back!" Jenny cries out. "Like I said, forget about it, you got me." Mike reminds her. "Plus did you see how that building towered over the rest of Old town Herndon?" "Everyone there saw the fire, firefighters are about to be on the scene any minute now, they're going to solve the problem for you." Mike assures her. "What more do you need?" he asks her. "I need to save some lives." Jenny answered him. "Wait, what?" he uttered as Jenny flies back to the burning building while carrying him. Jenny uses a fire extinguisher from within her other arm to put the fire out, aiming through one of the broken windows as she carries Mike on one of her shoulders. She puts the fire out, and the hitmen looked like they were still alive, but they were barely breathing. "You should've left them to die." he said. "What?" "Why?" she asked "What's wrong with you?" "They killed my friends, that's why I want them dead." he explains. "You don't understand, they're not people, they're animals." She receives a call from her mother while her eyes light up like flickering light bulb for a few seconds before she answers it. "Yes mom?" Jenny asks. "Did you deal with the robbers who escaped?" Nora asks her over the phone. "Yeah, I already took care of it, I have captured one before the rest were killed." she told her mother. "Who killed them?" her mother asked. "Someone else did, I'll get to the bottom of it, I'm going to have chat with Mike about it." Jenny said. "Wait, who..?" Nora asked. Jenny ended the call without an explanation why or who she was talking about. "So you're a teenage robot too huh?" Mike asked her. "Um hello?" Jenny asked as she raised an eyebrow. "No need to answer that, it was a rhetorical question." Welcome to hell." Mike told her. "Lets just go." she said. She flies back to her hometown with Mike in her arms.
Jenny takes Mike on top of a rooftop of an office building in Tremorton, behind a billboard that advertised for Wizzly World, and before she gets him able to move again, Jenny gets out a handcuff from her thigh and cuffs him to one of the billboard's pipes to make sure the galaxy's most dangerous outlaw doesn't escape. "So are you going to get me moving again?" Mike asked the crime fighter. "You'll be able to move again until you answer my questions." "I know who you are Mike." Jenny told him. "You don't know me." he retorted. "Your name is Mike Watts, a teenage robot who worked closely with the Leone Crime family for nearly five years." "You assassinated two politicians in one year, mayor of Baltimore Jordan Carter in 2071, and Mexican UN representative Carlos Sanchez in the same year." "You were seen in the New York harbor with some other guy sprinting out off a cargo ship named 'Maria' before it blew up and sunk beneath the water in 2072." "You committed dozens of other crimes for Edward Leone in almost five years and took down his biggest rival, the Moretti family within half a decade." Jenny had reminded Mike of the things he did for the notorious crime boss, and he didn't even flinch when she brought all of that up. "Okay, you don't know me personally anyway." Mike admitted. "Do you still work for him?" she asked. "No, I stopped working for the piece of trash once I found out he was just using me and my friends awhile ago, and after when he tried to have one of my closest friends and his family killed." Mike told her. "When exactly did you stop working for him?" "And who did he try to kill?" Jenny questioned him. "I stopped working for him two weeks ago, when a couple of armed thugs tried to kill me, my friends, Thomas King, and his family by setting his cathedral on fire and shoot up the place." "Right before we even had birthday party for his youngest son's 21st birthday, and his youngest son was killed on that day." Mike told her, as he breaked away from eye contact, staring at the night sky as he thought about what happened as he clenched his fists in anger. Jenny is shocked about what happened and tells him "Wow, I'm really sorry to hear that." "And you are really friends with Thomas King, the civil rights leader for AI robots and extra-terrestrials?" she asked him while her eyes opened in curiosity. "Yes I am." Mike said to her. Jenny screamed in excitement and demanded him "Tell me what is he like?" But she looked back at what Mike told her in puzzlement, something didn't seem right to her. "Wait, hold up for a sec Mike." Jenny said. The robotic heroine paused for a moment and asked him "What does someone like Thomas King have something to do with Edward Leone?" "Why does he want Thomas dead?" "All I know is that he helped many young women and girls get out of Leone's prostitution rackets all over BosWash in secret, showing them how to disappear with new identities, got them off of drugs, helped them quit their dangerous lifestyles, and brought them back on their feet for many years." Mike told her. "That's my main guess why Edward wants him dead." he added. "Why did you and your friends drive all the way down from Northern Virginia to rob a bank in Tremorton?" "There were plenty of banks for you guys rob there, what made this one so special?" Jenny questioned him. "Simple, it was because it was richer than twenty banks in NOVA put together, behind it's vault lays over five hundred million dollars." "We stole around eight million and four hundred thousand dollars in about five minutes so we could get enough money to repair Thomas King's church." Mike answered."Oh, before you ask me who the rest of the robbers were, I thought I let you know I'm not a rat." Mike added. Jenny gets annoyed, walks up to Mike, inches away from his face as she demands "How about this?" "You be a rat just for this moment, and I won't rat you out." she tells him. Mike listened to her but begs "What are the names worth to you?" "The rest of them are dead." Jenny decides to pull out a phone book and a cell phone from within her body, pressing the numbers to the local police station, smirking as she does it. Mike then yells "Alright fine!" "I'll tell you the names of the men that were with me!" "Who were they Mike?" He then answers "Their names are Kyle Petrov, Bojack Ross, Lamar Armstrong, Jacob Silva, Duncan Cohen, Ferris Page, and yours truly." Jenny puts away the cell phone and phone book and said "Thanks, that's all I needed." "You're serious? Am I free to go?" Mike asked. "Oh no, I'm not letting you walk free considering what you just did hours ago, but I'll make you able to move again, that cuff is unbreakable though." Jenny told him. She then walks up to Mike, puts the palm on one of her hands on his back, using her palm like a pair of jumper cables makes Mike able to move again. "Now stay here, and don't leave this spot until the cops come and pick you up." she ordered him, and then flies away.
This only gives Mike the chance to escape. He melts the handcuffs by firing a plasma beam at it with his eyes, and stands up, breaking free from being cuffed to the giant billboard. He notices the tiny tracking device Jenny shot at his back, which is inches away from his bottom. It was attached to his robotic, tungsten alloy armor, like how a tick attaches itself to it's host. Mike gets out a pair of tweezers from within his forearm and pulls it out. The tracking device was as small as an ant, it was glowing blue as soon as he took it off. Mike thought it was sending a distress signal to XJ9, so he threw it to the ground and squashed it with his feet. He turns himself invisible seconds after he destroyed it. He then finds the building's fire escape ladder, and sprints towards it as if the rooftop was on fire, and goes down the ladder, fearing that Jenny would come back any second. When Mike's feet touch the ground in Tremorton's city streets, he finds himself in a dark, narrow alleyway. There was bits of litter on the ground, two dumpsters were at the alleyway's dead end to Mike's left, and he notices that there was a cop coming into the alleyway with a flashlight to his right. Mike comes up with a plan, he'll disguise himself as a human to blend in with the citizens during the night, then contact one of his friends, without being noticed. But first, he has to knock one out in order to get sample of human DNA, to look like one in the eyes of everyone else but himself. The cop was a white male, he looked like he was in his mid twenties, he had a curly mustache, brown hair, and chubby features. Mike could tell that this was going to be easy. So he played an over hundred year old oldie called "After You've Gone" sung by Marion Harris in 1918 through his personal computer to get the man's attention. The song echoed throughout the dark alleyway, the officer listened the song, he got closer and closer to the sound, then boom, Mike knocked him out with one punch in the face. He dragged the unconscious body to dumpster and hides inside with it, while he gets a sample of the cop's DNA by pulling out a strand of his hair. Mike scans it, and disguises himself as a human by projecting himself as a special hologram called the C11 hologram. It is a hologram that's designed to fool people's five senses by hijacking a biological lifeform's parietal lobe, making lifeforms have false senses of what the subject is, masking who or what the subject is depending on what the subject disguises his or herself as. Inside the conveniently empty and huge dumpster, which was big enough to fit a baby elephant, Mike takes some of the man's money from his wallet, his work phone, his equipment including his extendable baton and handgun, stripped the officer most of his clothes expect his boxers, and the officer's uniform fits him just fine. Mike gets out a mirror from within his robotic belt, and activates his C11 hologram to see how he looks. He looks just like the man he just knocked out, all he needs to do now is not turn turn off his hologram, don't replicate anything from his hands, and act like a normal human being. The teenage robot puts the mirror away, leaves the rest of the man's personal items besides him and gets out of the dumpster, walks out of the alleyway, and onto the sidewalk, taking a look across the town's nightlife for himself. It was seven o'clock at night, Mike does notice that is a lot different than BosWash's average nightlife, Tremorton's was more quite and it had less people, and he enjoyed it for that. Mike Watts did feel like that he needed a break from the BosWash, just for a little bit.
During his walk, he decides to go to a bar eight blocks away from Mezmer's in downtown Tremorton called "Fleischer's," Tremorton's most popular center of Tremorton's nightlife and second most popular hotspot for teenagers in the town. He does so to contact one of his friends undetected, by creating a VPN from within Fleischer's. Fleischer's bar had a buff sailor with tattoos on each of his arms, smoking a pipe as it's logo, which made up of bright, colorful neon lights on top of it's three story building. When Mike enters the bar in his disguise, some of the people who were playing pool, cards, and darts gave him some funny looks once they saw him as a cop. There was a group of three young looking girls and boys were sitting on the bar stools who are all shaking, fearing that someone will find out how old they really are. Most people in the bar just ignored him. The rest of the people in the bar were either bikers, old war vets, depressed and unattractive men and women in their midlife crisis, and juvenile delinquents. Before Mike uses the men's restroom to make a call, a crack whore looking bartender, wearing blue dreadlocks told him with a grouchy voice "Excuse me, read the sign!" He looks at the sign and it says "Restrooms are for paying customers only," Mike then asks him "You do realize you're talking like that to a cop, right?" as he glared at the bartender. The young bartender felt like he was looking into her soul, as far as she knew, he could have the bar shut down. The bartender replied "Oh, sorry about that sir, go ahead." While Mike goes to the men's restroom in his disguise, the bartender asks him "What kind of drink do you want after you're done?" "A Black Russian please." Mike requested. Once he walked inside, he chooses the 3rd bathroom stall to his left, and calls one of his friends through the officer's work phone. Meanwhile, the person he was calling was sleeping on the couch in his apartment. Inside it was full of file boxes, computers, surveillance equipment, and all sorts of electronics. His friend wakes up from hearing his cellphone's ring tone, picks up his phone from the coffee table and uttered "Hello?" "Hello." Mike replied in the cop's voice. "What you want with me officer Higgins?" his friend asked, and then lied to him "I didn't do anything illegal, nor am I with the Does." Mike decides to break his disguise by speaking to him in his regular voice "Relax Craig, it's me, Mike Watts." Craig takes a deep breath in relief and says "Oh thank god, from looking at my caller ID, I thought you were an actual cop."
Craig Harris was one of Mike's oldest friends, way back before he helped Mike when the robotic gangster used to work for Edward Leone, when they used to be in the UN military, and fought in the Martian War (2026-2068) against native martian tribes and rouge human settlers in the MDR (Martian Democratic Resistance), an armed socialist guerrilla group that seeks for Martian independence from the United Nations of Earth. When they met each other in boot camp, Mike was a super soldier for the United Nations' Marine Core in the conflict, while Craig was a GIA (Global Intelligence Agency) agent who fought alongside Mike's battalion in the battle of Olympus Mons (July 5th, 2068 – September 1st, 2068), in the 52nd Warthog battalion, which was part of the 12th Corps that were sent to seize control of the gargantuan mountain. Olympus Mons was the last of non-occupied martian land at the end of the war. Craig Harris and Mike Watts also did black operations across the solar system as UNSOG (United Nations Special Operations Group) operatives against the Cluster Empire and other threats to humanity and the United Nations of Earth and her territories before the battle of Olympus Mons.
"How did the robbery go?" Craig asks him. "It turned out to be successful, we may have lost a few guys, but I survived." he answered. "Awesome, what are you going to spend your cut of the loot you and Ferris just stole?" his friend asked. Mike got pretty angry and shouted over the phone "Jack shit!" "Ferris and the rest of our crew are dead, and over half, if not all of the loot is burned to a fucking crisp!" Craig was stunned and said to Mike over the phone, "Aw man." "I mean I've just heard how you guys dealt with Skyway Patrol and the myth, the legend. I thought things would turn out fine for you guys at the end.""But I guess Edward Leone found out about the robbery, saw your face, and suddenly wanted you, Ferris, and the rest of the robbers that were with you dead." "Indeed." Mike tells him, "One of Leone's men threw an EMP grenade into our hideout, and I couldn't move as I watched some of his men kill Ferris and the rest of the crew, right in front of my face." he went on. "Well that explains it." Craig said. Mike then makes a request to his old friend over the phone, "Craig, can you do something illegal?" Craig said "Sure thing." but he then asked him "Why?" "Are you going to get revenge?" "Yep, I'm going to go after the Edward Leone's entire crime family, and I'm going to need your help, my girlfriend's help, and help from your friends in the Does." Mike answers him, while he has a determined look in his eyes. "You're going after the Leone family?" "Ever since you took out his main rival, he and his crime family now rules all of BosWash." Craig reminds him. "Yeah, I know that." "But I can always take them down, but I gotta come up with a plan first before I lash out on his cartel." Mike said. "Can you and your hacker friends leak to me any information about the Leone cartel, locations, addresses, smuggling routes, dealers, rackets, anything?" he asked Craig. "Oh yeah, you bet I will, I'll get some Doe hackers to get the info." "But you're going to need a new hideout." Craig tells his robot friend. "No kidding, I'm planning to move in with my girl, finally." he said. "Are you really sure?" Craig asks him. "Because she could get dragged into this whole revenge plot you're about to do, and there's no going back if you go through this." Craig tells him over the phone. "I already made up my mind, I'm not doing this to bring Thomas King's son or any of those people back you know, this isn't just about revenge, I'm doing this to personally redeem myself for the things I did for him." said Mike. "Hey, it's your idea, not mine, but I'll be happy to help you along the way to destroying Edward Leone's life." Craig promised him. "Come meet me back in Sterling, Virginia, bring your lover if you want, we need to talk about this plan of yours through." Craig said over the phone. "Will do." he said to Craig over the phone, and then hangs up. Mike then alters his voice to the officer's as soon as he leaves the restroom. He sees the Black Russian he ordered, takes a seat on one of the stools in the front bar of Fleischer's, and he takes a sip of his drink.
Meanwhile, Jenny is hanging out with her friends, Brad, her longtime best friend, Brad's little brother Tuck, and Sheldon at Mezmer's. The restaurant was packed with teenagers as always. "What took you so long Jen?" Brad asked her. "You've been gone for almost five hours since we got out of school." "It's a long story." she answered. "Normally you would be back from crime fighting in five minutes, what happened?" Brad wondered. Jenny replied "It was interesting." "I've caught some of the most dangerous super villains in the whole galaxy, while he was unable to move when some thugs came in destroyed his gang's hideout, he is a teenage robot boy." Jenny explained. Before she was able to tell anymore of her story, Sheldon immediately shouted in hysteria "A robot boy!?" Sheldon then began asking her a series of questions. "Who is he?" "What did he look like?" "What did he do to you?" "Do you think he's handsome?" He then began demanding answers "Tell me!" "Tell me!" "Tell me right now!" "Settle down Sheldon, I'm okay, it wasn't so bad dealing with THE Mike Watts." Jenny assured him. "But you were nearly destroyed!" Sheldon added. "Yeah, he nearly killed you out there." Brad stated. "What did he do to you during the robbery?" he asked her. "I got repaired didn't I?" she reminded the boys. "When I arrived to the robbery, I almost shut down due an EMP device that his crew set up, they were prepared for my arrival." "I was able to get away from it's signal, and was able to get some bad guys." "When he was about to get away, I thought I would get him with a special net, but before it even touched him, he took out a sword and cut it in half, turning it into flames." "He then shot explosive rounds at me with a non-energy assault rifle, it really did a lot of damage to my body." she told them. "Who uses non-energy firearms anymore?" Brad asked. "A lot of people actually, in fact most civilians on earth own non-energy firearms to this very day." Sheldon told him. "My grandfather still has an old M4A1 carbine he used when he fought for NATO as a US army ranger in the third world war, during the NATO invasion of Libya in 2021, and it's still a very good rifle, even by today's standards." he added. Tuck decides to pop into their conversation as soon as he heard that Sheldon's guardian owns a gun in his house, he asks him "Mind if I try it sometime?" "This could be a great chance for me to know what firing a gun is really like." he said. Brad tells him this before Sheldon could answer his little brother's request "Your insane Tuck, you don't even know who his grandpa even is." Sheldon then tells him "No way, you're too young for that, you'll shoot your eye out with that thing, if not worse." Sheldon answers. Jenny decides to go on with her story as soon as the both of them stopped talking, while Tuck steals his older brother's fries without him even knowing it, "Before I got fixed up, I shot a tracer on his back to see where he and his crew are hiding at, I found out who the rest of the robbers were and that he and his friend organized the whole thing." "What happened to the rest of the robbers?" Brad asked. "They're all dead." she answered. "What?" Sheldon asked. "Usually I don't kill bad guys unless they're trying to destroy earth or something." he said. "It was by accident, when I shot a laser, I accidentally hit a trail of oil, and all of a sudden their whole hideout was on fire." "I rescued Mike and later interrogated him about the robbery." Jenny said. "But then he told me why he did it, he and his crew did it for a friend of his, and that he quit working for a mob boss recently." she added. "Really?" Brad asked. "Huh, guess he's a typical anti-hero with a tragic backstory." he says while he was eating his BLT sandwich. "That's the thing though, I can't tell if he's good or bad, he has done a lot of thuggish things in the past from what I found out recently." Jenny said. "That's the worst part about it!" "He's also a serious super villain!" Sheldon shouted in anxiety. "What if he brainwashes you to be one of his evil minions?" "OR SOMETHING WAY WORSE?" he asked in worriment. "Nothing I can't handle." she told him.
Then, all of a sudden, the fish space bikers show up at Mezmer's and kick in the front door, Letta, Olga, Sludge and Lenny were there, but Tammy wasn't with them. "We're back bitches, we may have been fired from our jobs, but we've came here to try experimenting with some of the human males for a bit." Letta tells everyone in the restaurant. "Who will join us?" she asks all the men in the place. There was nothing but pure silence in the room, everyone could hear a cricket for a moment before Olga grabbed it near one the restaurant's window sills, and ate it. However there was a blonde boy who briefly glanced at Letta's breasts for about five seconds, and then looked away in embarrassment, it was best for him not to think about what inter-species sex between a human and fish humanoid would be like, even if one of them had a nice rack Letta catches the blonde boy in the act and she began licking her lips as she walked up to him while he looked down at his table, as his friends sat there in silence and fear. "Look what we got ourselves here ladies, a fellow admirer." She picked him up by grabbing one his arms, holding up him up in the air like a rag doll. She then whispers into the kid's ear something incredibly degenerate as she held up her breasts with her other arm. She then stopped playing with her boobs for the acne covered teenage boy and commanded her gang "Alright girls, since there's no one else in this dump that's interested in us, we're going to do this the old fashioned way." "Lenny, Olga, Sludge, kidnap all the handsome men you can find, we're going to experience the pleasure of human flesh tonight whether they like it or not!" Jenny stood up from her table, "You are not raping anyone, not on my planet." she called out. "Hey look, she's the robot girl that got us fired from our jobs and banished from our home, Orion!" Sludge pointed out. Letta got really angry for a moment with her face boiling red for a moment, but then smiled and uttered "Nothing like old times, eh robot girl?" She then demanded "Get her gang!" "This time I want her disassembled for good." Jenny blasts off to fight the space bikers head on. As they started fighting, Brad looks at his dish and asks "Hey, where are my fries?"
As Mike takes a sip of his drink, he notices that someone was trying to contact him through the walkie-talkie he stolen, "Billy, Billy boy!" "Do you read me?" Mike grabbed his stolen two way radio and pressed on it's red button, he said to him "I read you loud and clear, sir." "What is it?" he asked. "We got a 10-10 at Mezmer's, there's a bunch of butch space bikers harassing and trying to kidnap a bunch of teenage boys in the restaurant and it looks like that robot girl may need our help." the officer told him. "She's superhero though, why can't she take care of it herself?" Mike asked. The officer then responds to him with a stern voice "It wasn't a request, it was a command officer Billy, now get off your ass and get to it." "10-4, I'm on it." Mike said. Mike left the restaurant and ran to the scene, still in his disguise. As he gets to Mezmer's, Mike takes a peek at the situation by looking through one of it's windows from the outside. Jenny isn't having much of a problem putting the space bikers in their places from the looks of it. She round house kicked Sludge in the gut and knocked her out with a single punch in the face, it was strong enough to push her to the back of Mezmer's bar unconscious. As she was fighting off the rest of the space bikers, Mike finds and uses the backdoor to get inside the restaurant, as he pulled out the magnum revolver that was in the stolen holster. Inside, Olga body slams Jenny, she then gets back up and throws the extra large fish humanoid at Letta, but the leader of the space biker gang moved out of the way as Olga's massive body crushed the jukebox. Jenny's cheeks turned red for a moment as many of the teens moaned and cursed under their breath. Lenny just sits back from one of Mezmer's corners and laughs. Letta then says to Jenny "If you thought you've beaten us already, I'd like to introduce the newest member of our gang.." Then all of a sudden one of those lava bathing, rock monsters Jenny fought before shows up at Mezmer's by crashing through the ceiling, making a landing for himself. "Gravel, meet Jenny, Jenny, Gravel." Letta said. Jenny doesn't really know what to say. Gravel rushes at her, while she thinks of a way to dispose of the rocky creature. Meanwhile, Mike has his gun's hammer cocked, he turns on the flashlight that's attached to the bottom of the revolver's barrel, not because he can't see in the dark while using his regular vision, so he won't break his disguise. Mike hears something banging on the kitchen freezer's door from the inside, he thought to himself "What was that?" Mike quietly walks up to the freezer and opens the door. He finds the owner and founder of Mezmer's has been cowering in the freezer. "You're okay old timer?" he asked the old man. "No, just look at me. I'm not okay!" Mr. Mezmer told him. "What do you think.." before the man could finish, he corrects himself by saying "Thank you officer, I thought my entire scrotum would break off of my body from pure frostbite if I stayed in there for any longer." He takes a breath and tells what he thought for sure was a human this before he finds somewhere else to hide in the room, and before Mike has anything else to say next, he then tells him "Now excuse me, I'm going to fuck off now." Mr. Mezmer then stuffs himself in one of the steel, kitchen cabinets. Mike decides to take a peak to see what's going on by opening the kitchen door, he walks up to the door and tries to open it. "Ugh." he says to himself as he finds out the door is locked, so he decides to scan the lock to see how he should pick it, once he scanned it he decides to break his disguise just for once by replicating a specific, indestructible lock-pick from one of his hands to unlock it. He also decided to replicate giant mallet to holster behind his back because he thought to himself "Why not?" As Gravel rushed towards her, Jenny uses her ice beam ability to freeze Gravel before it reaches her by just a foot away. Jenny smiles as she points her ice beam cannon at Letta as she tells the rest of her biker gang to leave while they still can. But before they could even go, Mike kicks the kitchen door open while in his disguise, aiming the revolver at Letta, with a big mallet holstered behind his back. Letta just pulls out her laser pistol and shoots at him, but he dodged a few lasers while he shot the laser pistol out of Letta's hands, landing behind the restaurant's bar. He then jumps out of the bar from behind with the giant mallet in his hands, and smashes Lenny into red paste and bits of pieces with his mallet. Letta screams "NO!" at the sight of seeing Lenny wiped from existence like that. Mike then proceeds so smash Gavel's frozen body into chunks of ice and shoots Letta, Olga, and Sludge, each of them in the head.
Jenny is dumbfounded and asks the police officer, or what she thought was a police officer "Where did you come from, and what's with the mallet?" Mike answers her in his disguise "Your nearby police department, also the Tremorton police department decided to let us use giant mallets." "You didn't have to kill them all, you know that right?" Jenny said to him. "Oh don't worry about that, at least they won't be harming anyone anymore." Mike leaves Mezmer's and then makes a break for it to the alleyway. Sheldon goes with Jenny and Brad outside of the restaurant and yells "Wait, come back!" "You committed police brutality!" But before they know it, he was gone, they didn't know he fled to the alleyway, trying to find a car to break into. Tuck catches up with the three outside and says "Well what do you know?" "He just vanished without saying a word like Batman." he added. "Well that was rude." Sheldon said. "What was with the giant mallet?" he asked to himself. "No way." Tuck said. "Where is he?" "Why was he running?" Jenny asked herself. "Oh no, you don't think...?" Sheldon asked the group. "Beats me, but whoever he was, he was kind of a badass." "He acted like a psychopath, but still badass." said Brad. "I think you'll be able to find out who he was tomorrow." Meanwhile Mike found the perfect car to steal, a black muscle car that was just sitting there nearby one of the garages in the alleyway. He successfully picks the car's lock, gets inside and hot wires the car. Before he leaves Tremorton, he hides from people seeing him the car by stripping out of the officer's uniform he stole, he turned off his C11 hologram, and then he drives out of the alleyway with ease. As he drives back to Northern Virginia, he records a voice message for his partner, he says "Hello beautiful, it's Mike. I'm coming over to your place to stay for awhile, hopefully I'll stay there forever. We're going to have a few guests to talk about something big, I will tell you what it is when I get home. I love you to death."