*Ello! Thanks for reading this! Just saying:
I do NOT own the teen titans charecters or batman charecters, or anything here accept the plot.
also, in one part below, anything italicised in the brackets, [], is the person on the other end of the phone. Only the person talking to then knows what they're saying, no evesdroppers.
Teen Titans,
Due to some... odd decisions made by your team, Such as Cyborgs smal rampage, Robin's short aprenticeship, some of the residents of the city have come to question your sanity and abilities to help us, instead of casue more trouble. Some don't trust easy. So this is why Dr. Leslie will be coming to conduct some evaluations on your daily lifes. She will interview each one of you individually at different times during her visits. This evaluation will take up to no more than a month, and we ask for your you for complying. Dr. Leslie will start coming to evaluate each of you starting tomorow.
Again, thank you for your cooperation,
The Mayor
P.S.
All information from the evaluation will be kept confidential.
Robin read and reread the letter from the Mayor, making sure he understood its contents. "Uh, guys? could you come here? I think we have a problem..."
The rest of the titans complied, meeting their leader in the living room. "What is it man?" asked Cyborg. Robin held out the letter so Cyborg could read it. "No way! They can't do that! Can they?"
"They can, and they are." stated the ever logical Raven. "It actually makes lots of sense. Who would want to be protected my someone who was mental? It could put everyone in the city in danger. Besides, now we can find out if Beastboy has ADHD, and if Robin is as crazy and OCD as we think he is." she dead panned. Everyone laughed at her rare joke, except for the ones mentioned in it.
"Whatever. As long as we comply, Dr. Leslie or whomever should be gone in no time. I'll be in my room." Robin started walking out.
"Dude! Where are you going? We have a total crisis here!" Robin rolled his eyes.
"It's not a crisis, Beastboy, it's a psycyatrist. I'm just going to uh, do research, and stuff. You know... make sure she is a real doctor, that Leslie lady, and not some criminal. You know? Uh... later."
After he walked out of the room, Cyborg muttered, "You gotta add paranoid to his list."
"I still don't like this!" screamed Beastboy. "I don't want some stranger looking at my brain!"
"What brain?" asked Raven, earning a few smirks. "This might be a good thing though. Maybe we'll be better able to understand each other once we're evaluated."
The others nodded in agreement, until Beastboy burst into laughter. "Dude! That is the biggest load of crap I have ever heard! He he he he he!" He was quickly shut up when Raven gave him a nice hard slap to the head. "Oww!"
"Wait a second, I just thought of somthing," announced Cyborg. "If the mayor just told us the doctor, Leslie was coming, how can Robin research this person? I know he's Batman's lil protogee, but even he can't research someone not knowing their last name!" The others thought about that for a moment.
"Then what is Robin doing? He must have been lying about his 'research'?" asked Raven.
"Perhaps he had overlooked that bit of information? I do not believe our friend would lie to us so dulley."
"Uh, Star, I think you mean bluntly. But yea, I agree with Raven. I wana know whats going on."
"DUDES? Have you all gone crazy? Robin is our LEADER, and he goes to his room and you all QUESTION his honesty? Seriously! Robin's our friend!"
"Well, I guess we'll all find out tomorow." Each titan went to their own respective room, accept for one. Cyborg stayed, and just to see how many results would come up...
"Ok, lets see you do magic google!" He mumbled, "Doctor Leslie, and... go!" His jaw dropped to the floor. 3,420,000 hits. WOW. "Man, there is no way Robin could've researched all of them!" he exclaimed. He walked down the hall towards Robin's room, but stopped right outside the door when he heard voices. It sounded as if Robin was talking to someone over the phone. Cyborg heard a few snipets of the convorsation, from Robin's side.
"Hey Spoiler, it's me"... [Tim? Hey! Long time no see! How are you all? No more crissises or impending doom?]
"Yea, yea were all fine"... [Any other psyco villains try to make you their aprentice recently?]
"NO! I have NOT been controlled by another villian! Sheesh"... [Well sorry for caring! I was just asking!]
"I know"... [Any other psyco adults buggin you?]
"Bruce maybe, that's actually why I called"... [You want me to get him? I can forward this to his communicator. He'll be back from patrol soon.]
"NO. If you could figure it out, that would be good"... [Kay. Watcha wana know?]
"Just wana know if a certain BAT is trying to control my life again"... [How so?]
"I'm just wondering if he sent-"... [Lez?] "Yea, so you heard of that?"... [Of course. I don't think Bruce has, though]
"So can you find out?"... [I'm not so sure I can...]
"Come on, Steff! Please?"... [I'm not good at that kinda techy stuff. Why don't you ask Oracle for help?]
"No WAY am I asking Barb for help! She'll just tease me about how Dick could've hacked the Bat Com from here! Or how she could've hacked it from France!"... [I guess, but her job is to look up info...]
"Yea, I know, she IS the one who's working on the Bat Computer daily, but still"... [Yea, she can get kinda annoying sometimes...]
"Could you at least try?"... [I don't know. Does Babs ever leave the Batcave? I'm pretty sure she lives here.]
"Oh come on, you are SO exagerating. Oracle has to get her lazy but off of the computer at some point, she can't stay there forever. But then again knowing her"... [Why don't you just ask Bruce?]
"NO WAY. I CAN'T ask him! What if he isn't the one who set all of this up, and the mayor realy does want us to be evaluated? If Batman knows other people have questioned my sanity, you know for a FACT that he will come here and drag my sorry ass back to Gotham, then check me into Arkam!"... [Right... I'll visit you!]
"Oh, gee, thanks Spoiler. That would be great to be the only one in Arkam getting visitors! Seriously?"... [Visits are the best I can do!]
"Whatever, thanks anyway. Do you think Cassie would be able to-"... [She can barely figure out how to get her communicator to work! Besides, she's out right now.]
"Right, I forgot she was on patrol. So, you sticking as Spoiler now, or jumping back and forth being-"... [Being who? Batgirl? Robin? Nah. Cassie's taken over as Batgirl, and I have my own identity. YOU are Robin. NOT me.]
"Yea, I guess you're right."... [You sound upset by that.] "No! It's not that, its just, after Dick left, Jason came, after he...left, I came. When I went... uh, missing... you came. It just seems like there always was a Robin in Gotham."... [Not always. Before Dick came, there was no Robin. And there is no Robin now, but there are tons of new heroes in Gotham. Things change.]
"Yea, I know, things change... do you ever think..."... [What?] "Never mind, it's stupid." ... [What?] "What it would be like? If we never became heroes?"... [Yea, but this is always the best scenario]
"Yea, I guess the other version of our lifes wouldn't be so great now would they? I'd probably already be dead or in jail right now, and you'd be working with your parents as an..." ... [assassin? Nah, I became a hero becuase of rebellion, but this life is growing on me. Would you ever change it?]
"No, I wouldn't trade this life for anything. Well, besides that one little incident with...J- him." ... [anyone would. It's ok, it's all over now.]
"I just can't believe that I almost killed Bruce! After all he'd done for me! If Barb hadn't talked some sense into me..." ... [You wouldn't have though. I understand how you feel about the one you did kill...]
"No! You DON'T get it! I KILLED him! Ok? It's all my fault!" ... [No! You weren't in a full state of mind. And he's the one who kidnapped you and... did all of that to you.]
"Yea, I know he's the one who turned me into that monster" ... [yea, so it's his fault not yours.]
"No, it's still my fault. I'm the one who pulled the trigger-" ... [well, think of all the lives you've saved by getting rid of that menace!]
"I can't think about the lives I've saved because of killing him! Even if he was alive, he would've made peoples lives hell, but we could've stopped those murders. What scares me is that Bruce never tried to stop me..." ... [he was hurt, and trying to get some sense into you. He just didn't want your mind lost forever. You were insane then...]
"I KNOW I wasn't sane then, ok? I was a MONSTER, you think I didn't know that? He played me like a card! He tourtured me! He forced all of our secrets out of me! Then he turned me into that... that THING and broke my mind!" ... [But you've learned to control that side of you. He won't come out.]
"He almost got out once..."...[Oh... well, I gotta go, Bruce is pulling in. I'll call you if I find anything out about Lez, ok? Bye.]
"Kay. Bye Steff."
After that, the room went silent. Cyborg snuck down the hall, into his room. He thought to himself, 'What on earth is going on with that kid? I gues we'll find out tomorow..." and went to sleep.