Naruto Interview 3 (Hinata, Kiba, and Shino)

Me: Welcome back to Naruto interview; with your host me, Linda.

Lilka: And your co host me, Lilka.

Me: Today Hinata, one of the co hosts, isn't going to be asking questions, but will be answering them.

Lilka: So Hinata come on out!

Hinata: *walks out and waves* Hello

Crowd: *stands and cheers*

Me: So Hinata, how do you fell about you being paired up with so many different guys?

Hinata: *blushes* I don't mind, but why am I paired up with Kakashi sensei?

Lilka: *tilts head* why not?

Hinata: He's an old man.

Kakashi: *randomly appears on stage* Hey Jiraiya is older than me.

Lilka and me: *points at Kakashi* YOU'RE LATE!!

Kakashi: *stretches head* um… I got lost on the path of life?

Me: Whatever, anyways Kakashi's a co host for today's show.

Kakashi: *eye curves up into a smile* Hey

Crowd: *cheers*

Hinata: Kakashi sensei, I killed Jiraiya, so it's okay.

Me: *Shows Kakashi a photo of a dead Jiraiya* see?

Kakashi: *Get's a freaked out look on his face* Hi-Hinata did that?

Hinata: *Smiles* Yep.

Kakashi: Okay… *to me* shouldn't we do Kiba now?

Lilka: Yeah

Me: Kiba! Get out here!

Kiba: I'm here!

Crowd: *stands and cheers*

Kiba fangirls: KIBA! KIBA! KIBA!

Hinata: *glares at crowd* SHUT UP OR I'LL KILL YOU ALL!!!

Everyone: *gets quiet*

Me: Okay Kakashi, you ask the question.

Kakashi: Okay, Kiba, how do you fell about you being paired up with more boys than girls?

Kiba: um… don't mind as long as I top.

Kakashi: You know you don't always top right?

Kiba: Yeah, I know but, I can't do anything about it or Hinata will force me to watch a video of me and Kankuro.

Crowd: *cheers* WE WANT TO SEE IT

Hinata: It's hot.

Kankuro: *comes onto stage from the crowd* Hinata, it's not hot with him being with me, it's hot with him being with Shino.

Hinata: Yeah, you do belong with this person *holds up a fan art of Kankuro and Sakura*

Me: THAT'S ENOUGH! WE STILL NEED TO INTERVIEW SHINO!!! SHINO GET YOUR ARSE OUT HERE, RIGHT NOW!

Shino: *walks onto stage and pushes up glasses*

Crowd: *stays so quiet you here the bugs in the room*

Bugs in the room: *cheers for Shino*

Me, Lilka, and Hinata: CHEER FOR SHINO!!!! IF YOU DON'T WELL HAVE THE BUGS KILL YOU ALL!

Crowd: *stands* HE LIKES THE BUGS SO THEY'RE CHEERING FOR HIM!

Shino: Can you ask me my question, so I can leave?

Me: Fine, Shino, what is your favorite fan made couple, with you in it?

Shino: 'ShinoxAnko'

Crowd: WHY ANKO!!!

People on stage, all but Shino: She's his girlfriend; Shino: She's my pregnant girl friend.

Me: sh… Show shuts off