Valonia's Song
Valonia sits in her throne looking at her daughters, Chase Young and Organization 13. Everyone looks at her as she begins to speak to the nobodies.
Valonia (speaking for Chase, Wuya, Meribor and herself):We never thought you to be essential. You're crude and unspeakably vain, but maybe you have a glimmer of potential if allied to our vision and brains
Meribor (singing): I know that your powers of retention are as wet as an Ouza's backside but thick as you are (knocks away Demyx's sitar) Pay Attention, our words are a matter of pride.
Wuya (waves hand in front of Demyx's face): it's clear from your empty expression the lights are not all on upstairs.
Chase (to Marluxia and Lexaeus): but we're talking leaders and successions even you can't be caught unaware. So prepare for the chance of a lifetime be prepared for sensational news.
Meribor: a shiny new era is tiptoeing nearer.
Axel: And where do we feature?
Wuya: Just listen to teacher. I know it sounds sordid but you'll be rewarded when at last Valonia's been given her dues.
Chase: And injustice deliciously squared, Be Prepared.
Xigbar: Yeah be prepared well be prepared. For what?
Valonia: For the death of the dragons.
Zexion: Why? Are they sick?
Chase (annoyed): no you fool we're going to absorb them…. And kill Master Fung too.
Saix (flatly): great idea who needs a grand master.
Xaldin, Larxene, Roxas (racing around Xemnas): No master, No master la la la la!
Chase (angrily): Idiots, there will BE a grandmaster.
Vexen: but Valonia said…
Valonia: I will be the master. Stick with me and you'll actually exist!
Luxord: Yay long live the master!
Organization XIII: Long live the master! Long live the Master!
Organization XIII: It's great that we'll soon be existing with a queen who'll be all-time adored.
Wuya: Of course quid pro quo, you're expected to take certain duties aboard.
Meribor: The future is littered with prizes and though we're the main addressees, the point that we must emphasize is….
Wuya, Meribor, and Valonia (In Unison): You won't get a Taste with out us three!
Valonia: so be prepared for the coup of the century, be prepared for the murkiest scam. Meticulous planning, tenacity scanning, 1500 years of denial is simply why I'll rule undisputed, respected, saluted and seen for the wonder I am. Yes my strength and ambitions are bared be prepared.
Everyone: Yes, our strength and ambitions are bared be prepared!
Author's Note: this is just something i wrote for fun. Characters not in Kingdom Hearts 2 or Xiaolin Showdown belong to KelseyAlicia so please don't give me grief. One more thing, I suggest you read Quest for the 12 Keyblades to get the meaning of this song. By the way this is the first song fic i wrote so please tell me how i did.