A/N: So this thing popped into my head, and wouldn't leave me alone until it was written.
Anyways hope you enjoy reading it as much as I did writing it.
"Oh god, right there, right fucking there." Emma moaned, as she writhed under Killian.
"You like that don't you love, but how about this?" Killian panted, as he lifted one of Emma's legs over his shoulder.
Emma let out a noise she didn't think she was capable of even making, and rolled her hips forcefully up to meet his.
The next thing she heard was Killian's scream of pain, she opened her eyes and saw him writhing around beside her, sweat pouring from his face and his skin as white as the sheets crumpled beneath them.
"Shit! Killian, what happened?" She asked, as she sat up and placed a hand in his shoulder.
"I always knew you'd be the death of me." He groaned, as tears escaped his eyes.
Confused Emma looked down and saw what all the fuss was about, Killian's manhood was bent. Her eyes went wide, she'd read stories in trashy magazines before about women breaking their partners, but never actually believed it could happen.
"Oh my god! Killian, I'm so sorry. We should get you to the hospital..."
"NO!" He shouted, then groaned again in pain.
"Well you can't stay like that, you look ready to pass out." She replied.
"I don"t want the whole town knowing that you've broken me, I'll never live it down... Please lass, just make it stop hurting." He begged.
"I guess I could try and use my magic to fix it, that is if you trust me." She muttered, as she felt her magic begin coursing through her body.
"You broke it lass, now fix it before this pain kills me... I do not want to be known as the man who died of a broken penis!"
Emma chuckled, as she wiped a stray stand of hair from his forehead. "You are not going to die." She said, before moving her hands furher down his body, to where the problem was.
She concentrated all of her magic into her hands, and soon enough a purple cloud of smoke enveloped his out of shape member.
Once the smoke cleared Emma sighed in relief as she saw Killian was definitely back in working order, she looked up at his face and saw he had his eyes clenched shut.
"You can open your eyes now, Killian."
The pirate slowly opened his eyes and immediately realised that he wasn't in pain anymore, looking down he found that his Swan had healed him completely.
"You're bloody amazing love." He breathed, as he looked up into her eyes.
Emma smiled as she leaned down to kiss him firmly on the lips, "Now where were we?" She asked as she moved to straddle him.
"Do you really expect us to carry on after you almost killed me?" He asked, as he sat up to wrap his arms around her.
Emma's eyes went wide, "Killian you can't be serious? And I didn't almost kill you, you're overreacting." She finished with a huff.
"You wasn't the one writhing in agony, and I do believe you have a lot of making up to do." He smirked, ducking his head down to suck on her neck.
"What do you have in mind captain?" She moaned.
"Oh I'm sure I can think of something."