Ask the Inuyasha Cast!!!

Yes, I, Kaede Higuchi, cat demon hanyou, and commander of all the

rabid-kikyou-hating-super-ultra-mutated-ninja-kitty Heartless, have finally managed to hunt down

the Inuyasha cast and lock them up in a special box, just for you, my dear readers, so bombard them with questions, whether they make sense or not. Now, please, Shippou do the disclaimer like I told you to, and I'll give you a cookie.

Shippou: Yay cookie! Kaede-chan does not own Inuyasha, if she did, Naraku would be gay and would wear a tutu.

Me: Very good, Shippou. Now, ask a question to anyone in Inuyasha, and you'll just get the truth, I took care of that...ebil smile

Everybody: shivers

Me: Now, Sesshomaru, give out the basics!

Sessh: I do not follow orders from half-breeds.

Me: Oh, really, well then, you won't mind watching 45 hours of Barney, Dora the Explorer, and Teletubbies, each, right?

Sessh: O.O ok, ok, I'll do it...mutters

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'blah blah' thoughts

Ok, I'm done now, can you let me go?

Me: yyyyyyeeeaaahh-no you guys are not leaving until I say so.

Everyone: groan

Me: Ok, now R&R!