Season of the Crocodile Rock, a halloween fanfic

Author's Note: Here's something I actually wrote about a decade ago, but forgot to upload it after all this time!

Disclaimer: 'Halloween' and 'Crocodile Rock' do not belong to me and belong to their rightful owners respectfully. No profit is being made out of this work.

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Season of the Crocodile Rock

(Parody of 'Crocodile Rock' by Elton John)

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I remember when night had come.
Harry Grimbridge was on the run,
Being chased by men in ties,
Never knew that he would meet an ugly demise.
But the biggest scare he ever got
Was watching ads of the Silver Shamrock.
While the police were working round the clock,
Conal Cochran was bopping at the Silver Shamrock.

Well, Halloween's comin'! It's something shocking
When your kids just can't sit still.
They're so excited to wear those masks that give moms and dads the chills.
Oh, Dr. Challis gave me a fright,
When Ellie humped him through the night.
And that Magic Pumpkin was out of sight.

(SINGING SILVER SHAMROCK MASKS)

LAAA!

LA-LA-LA-LA-LAAA!

So the days went by after Harry died.
Ellie went with Challis to find out why
Her dad was murdered by a killer machine.
Soon they uncovered an evil toymaker's scheme.
Turning children's heads to snakes and bugs
Was the magic from the Silver Shamrock.
Challis stopped Cochran and escaped fast.
He really thought he foiled Silver Shamrock at last.

(SINGING SILVER SHAMROCK MASKS)

LAAA!

LA-LA-LA-LA-LAAA!

So then Halloween night had come.
Poor dear Ellie had turned to scum.
She was nothing of flesh or bones.
Challis ripped her apart and she got her ass owned.
But he failed to stop the TV plot,
All devised by the Silver Shamrock.
And the boys and girls were counting with the clock,
To watch a big giveaway by the Silver Shamrock.

(SINGING SILVER SHAMROCK MASKS)

SCREAM!

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

SCREAM!

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

SCREAM!

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!