The story is about a boy "kazuto kirigay" but lets shorte that to kirito. Basically he goes to sleep with his bike helmet on and has a wonderful dream full of autistic plot holes and retarded characters, in this dumb dream he meets Automated Sex Utility Nanobiotic Android, Asuna for short and the cheg at one point or suhin. Then a little cunt pops out called YUI, short for your mum is disappointed in you. Basically yeah kurt cobain and ass machine go on an adventure where they cheg at every given opportunity and then kristmas gets crabs and dies. Then at kremlins funeral Alasdair cries and chegs krimbleton's mate, calvin klein, so mr cleen and aspergers disease have a child and call it kirito 6.4 and then artichoke chegs her son who came out the womb fully developed at 6 foot 7.
Ok so yeh later in the year 2066 krisp is revived from cryo stasis and Abercrombie and fitch punches him in the puss and Kirsty nutted all over andy murray's chest, anyway Andrew coull destroys kat in the hats willy and calls him a baka. Krispy Kreme 619'd Kleenex because he tried to do a mr steal your girl to him, Kimberly 1945'd him so hard that he permanently modified his dna structure. Ash ketchum came back from doing her womanly duties, i.e. cooking and sewing, and when she sees the terrible plight that cluny clays has got into she self-destructs in a fit of doritos.
Since it's of the future or something that unbearable piece of excrement YUI is a physical entity. Much to everyone's discontent, when daddy yankee is asleep, Soulja boy tell 'em smashed his longinus. Kanye woke up and shouted "YUI YOU FAT SACK OF SHITE" Kardashian was so upset at this unfortunate development that he summoned sinon from the future and made her eat seven tapeworms.
Oh well so that was chapter one or suhin, um yeah chapter 2 will come soon lmao….