Norway sat quietly, watching Finland and Denmark fighting the ever-so-boring arm wrestling battle they always had. Denmark smirked before letting his hand go slightly limp. Finland smirked, going to push his hand down, but Den had taken his slight moment of victory to slam his hand down on the table.
"DENMARK!" He screeched, grabbing out at his hair while Sweden pulled his arm back, holding him from clobbering the Dane's face to shreds.
Norway chuckled, silently turning the page of his book. Denmark walked over to him and down closely, smirking. "Hallo, darlin~" He cooed, and it took all of Nors' self will to not smack him upside the head.
Finland was still pouting, asking Sweden why he couldn't beat up Denmark even though the Swede was able to, all of the time. 'Thats because I'm in charge of ya. Den too. An' also Nor."
Norway rolled his eyes.
"Nor an' Den take care of Ice like the old married couple they are." Sweden said, smirking a bit at Norway. Norway crossed his arm, looking away from Denmark and Sweden.
"At least I don't masturbate to Finland." Norway said, devilishly smirking at Sweden.
"That was uncalled for, and ya know that."
Finland simply looked at Sweden, giving him a confused and terrified look. Sweden gulped, refusing to look at him. Finland opened his mouth to say something but kept silent before adding, "Are we all going to spill secrets about one another?"
Sweden glared at Norway, Norway covering his mouth to hide his smile.
"One time I saw Icey humping the fridge." Finland said nonchalant, and everyone shuddered. Iceland grumbled from his spot on the couch.
"I'm going to my room." He declared, turning off his gaming system.
"Why is that? Is it so I don't share any more embarrassing secrets about you?" Finland asked, smirking.
"Well, there was that one time you snuck into Norway's room to get a vibrator." Iceland said calmly, walking off to his room with a snicker. Finland made a disgusted noise at Ice as he walked off.
"I found Norway on a porn site once." Norway admitted, and the Norwegian in questions' face turned red.
"What? But I've never even- Oh my god."
Denmark smirked from beside him, winking.
"OH MY GOD DENMARK THAT WAS YOUR PENIS?!" Finland shrieked, making a face and gagging a little.
Denmark and Norways' faces turned red. "He wasn't even supposed to do anything with that video besides... Ya know."
Sweden looked over them and shook his head.
"Not like you and Sweden haven't made anything." Denmark pouted, crossing his arms. "You're just jealous of my big dick."
"Denmark, you're smaller than Sweden!" Finland said, snorting. Sweden stepped on Finland's foot softly and he yipped.
"That's not important!" Denmark huffed, looking over at Norway. "Ain't that right~?"
"Don't include me in on this, pervert. If I knew you uploaded that video to a porn site, where strangers could get off to me, you ass would have been bacon long ago." Norway said, glaring at the wall and refusing to look back at the others.
"I may have put up a few videos of me riding things." Finland s , looking at the floor. "If that makes ya feel any better, Nor." Norway grumbled and looked at Sweden.
"What about you? I'm sure you've got something somewhere."
Sweden shook his head no.
"Well then make somethin'!" Denmark said, grinning. "We all could. And then whoever gets the best rating after like, a week, wins!"
Finland smirked, grabbing Sweden's hand. "I may not be able to deepthroat like Nor but I sure as hell can ride Ber to high heaven~"
"Well deepthroating isn't the only thing I can do!" Norway yelled, clenching his fists, growling. Denmark smirked and took his arm.
"Who's videotaping?" Iceland asked from the top of the stairs, and all the other Nordics turned to him. Iceland smirked and held up his phone. "It's got good quality~"
"Whatever." Norway growled.
Iceland snickered a bit, going through his phone, deleting old pictures, videos, and apps to make room.