A/N: Hello! Just an idea, maybe a one shot, dunno if I'll carry on. depends on the response I guess.
Disclaimer: I don't own Doctor Who, or any of it's characters or themes. I'm just a fan.
Anyway, Allons-y!
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"Hello, this is Rory Williams. I'm not available to take your call right now, but please leave a message after the tone."
"Roreey! Where are you? I've been stuck with the Doctor in this cell for over an hour- he's still trying to persuade the guard unicorns are real!
I told you, I said that the Doctor reacts to medication differently to humans! I don't know what possessed you to leave an inhaler lying around, stupid face!
You're not even asthmatic.
This is COMPLETELY your fault, how was I supposed to know he could climb that fast? And he's got me banned from visiting again.
A fire engine- a FIRE ENGINE had to get him down!
And you want to know the reason? Apparently, the STATUE OF LIBERTY reminded him of RIVER.
He was just lucky he didn't impale himself.
On her torch.
I managed to convince the police he wasn't stable, so no charges are being pressed, but you NEED to come pick us up!
Where are you?"
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A/N: Reviews mean chapters. Hilarity ensues.