Texts from Last Night: Konoha Edition
Yes… it's exactly what it sounds like. Haha. A few sidenotes… I realize that all living in Konoha, they would all presumably have the same area code. For the sake of simplicity, though, I assigned a randomly-chosen area code to each person. I don't own TFLN or Naruto… but this was too good to pass up. Enjoy!
(011):
dude it's official… Anko doesn't wear anything under those fishnets.
(021):
and how do you know this?
(011):
Irrelevant.
(342):
Note to self: the power of gin and tonics will win out over the power of youth just about any day.
(465):
u know that rlly hot akatsuki chick with the blonde hair? yeah, not a chick. will explain later.
(543):
Seeing what was under that mask was definitely not worth what happened afterward.
(465):
I just found about fifty dango sticks stuck into the headboard of my bed in the shape of the letter 'A'. I think I just figured out who came home from the bar with me last night.
(431):
Have you ever had ramen with peanut butter in it?
(317):
u are high, aren't u?
(624):
somebody really should have warned Rock Lee that there's alcohol in cough syrup.
(353):
Like that could be enough to matter.
(624):
clearly you werent at the bar last night.
(543):
Yeah, he SAID he had a condom with him. Psht. Whatever. Just ask Kurenai how that one worked out for her.
(342):
she kept asking me if Kiba actually did it doggy-style.
(433):
you told her no, right?
(342):
are u kidding? I told her 2 go ask him ;)
(011):
Icha icha book signing tomorrow!
(465):
that translates to "drunken house party at Jiraiya's" right?
(011):
duh! u r comin right?
(465):
of course! wouldnt miss it for the world!
(441):
he blamed everything on the stupid kyuubi ,but i don't think the ninetailed fox was what told him it would be a good idea to take 4 shots and start grinding on hinata.
(433):
Then I was like "well who HASNT had dream sex with the kazekage?"
(345):
he told me he was about to leave for an S-ranked mission and it was my civic duty to give him a blow job.
(342):
So did you do it?
(345):
whatEVER. I told him to talk to tsunade. Hopefully he knew I meant to talk to her about cancelling the mission, not about the blowjob. oops.
(353):
And then she asked me to tell her what color lingerie she was wearing. I was like "I just use byakugan on missions, not to be a perv"
(974):
all he would say is "pineapple," over and over and over. i think that was his drunken attempt to call our attention to shikamaru's hair.
(317):
it took like five hours to convince him that just because Temari grew up in the desert that doesnt automatically make her a bellydancer. Then he was really disappointed and started drinking again.
(021):
yes, I imagine he could copy your dance moves with sharingan. No, I don't think he would try.
(224):
We found him under the hokage monuments with a heart drawn on his forehead in wasabi paste. he was still trying to convince us that he was the kazekage so we needed to give him free beer.
(345):
did u do it?
(224):
of course! That was awesome!
Thus concludes chapter one. Thanks for reading! :D