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A silly little romp written fro my 251st review. I was so happy! Thank you to all my reviewers. You are here by rewarded by this…. Thing. XD
The inspiration for this alarming late-night fic was born from this site in which Kai was fetchingly depicted in this… outfit. Vengeance will follow humiliation. X)
"One week?" Takao looked like his eyes were going to fall out.
Robert, fresh in from England, nodded and suppressed a smirk at Takao's expression.
Takao, Rei and Max gaped.
"No way." Rei said flatly. "That would be the least Kai thing ever. He would never do it."
"Never." Max agreed fervently. "It's just not possible."
Takao was still in shock.
"One week is all. It'll be just another form of training for him. He'll work for me and then at the end of the week, he can do whatever he wants to all of us in return for his services." Robert smirked.
Everyone was speechless.
"Well?" Robert smirked again. "Just think." He reached down beside him into his bag and pulled out his artillery, laying it lovingly over the table between him and the other three boys. "He'd wear this. Just… Picture it."
Takao froze in perversion as a smile twitched his lip up as blood tricked out his nose.
Max gaped and had to turn his face to Rei's shoulder, blushing hotly.
Rei covered his mouth and bloody nose with one hand and patted Max with the other.
Robert smiled triumphantly.
"What is that?" Kai was suddenly standing in the door, frozen as he stared at the article on the table.
Everyone turned to him, first with expressions of oh-shit-he-is-going-to-kill-us and then with total dirt in their minds. Picturing...
Kai took a step back from so many bizarre half smiles and bloody noses, feeling a blue tinge rise in his skin.
"Kai…" Robert smiled widely and Kai's feeling of unease deepened. "I have a proposition for you."
Kai stood his ground, glaring.
"We think that it would be a humbling experience if you worked at my castle for a week. One week. Wearing this," he indicated the clothing he'd laid on the table. "And working as… well..." Robert smiled.
Kai was mortal rage.
Seeing the chances of his survival dropping to zero very swiftly, Robert pressed on. "And at the end of that week, you could do anything you wanted to everyone staying at the castle."
Kai's cold fury was suddenly a shrewd look of calculation. "Who all would that be?"
"Myself, Jonny, Oliver, Enrique, Rei, Max, and of course Takao." To Roberts delight, a small cruel smile was creeping over Kai's lips.
There was a pause. That stretched dismally for an uncomfortably long time.
"Deal." Kai said suddenly. His smirk was terrifying.
Rei gawked, Max blushed hotter and Takao began doing his happy dance.
Kai and Robert held each others eyes, right over fetish style Maids Uniform.
I'm going to hell.
XD I know. It's official.
Now, if you want to hear more of Kai's exploits in drag, (oh my lord, I feel feint.) please either e-mail me your flames, or review so I know if I should write about Kai's week of suffering followed by his sweet, sweet vengeance on everyone. Or if I should just take this story right off the site. Drop me a line.
Congrats on surviving. XD hang on tight, it's gonna be a bumpeh ride.
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