Chapter 1 - Awkward Moments
Don't you just hate awkward moments? Well, I certainly did.
I had come up to Bebe, to tell her something I should have said... years ago.
"Hey, Bebe..." I said.
"Oh, Clyde. Have you gotten those new... sneakers?" She asked.
"No... Well, I've come to tell you... Well, somthing important." My voice whimpered, "I can't do this anymore."
"Can't do what anymore? Clyde, buying me shoes is one thing being in a relationship's about. What do you think relation-"
Before she nagged me for the rest of the day, I interrupted, "I'm breaking up with you." She looked at me, as if I grew a third head.
"You can't break up with me!"
"I can, legally." I searched up the computer last night, and there wasn't anything illegal about breaking up with your girlfriend, which was true since Granma always told me that whatever was on the internet was true.
I took her wrist, and dug my thumb in it. Her body relaxed and fell to the floor. And then I ran. Anywhere was fine, as long as there were many people there.
I turned around an intersection. Mr. Garrison's classroom? No, too obvious. Cartman's new sissy-gender bathroom? No, too girly. I ran forward, to see two people making out against a locker. One had a retarted, blue chullo hat and the other had blonde spiky hair. Craig and Tweek! They could help me.
I was too busy running that I hadn't notice another person in front of me, but it was too late. I bumped into him, and had him pinned on the ground. He had a baby-blue jacket with a red collar. His hair was black. He was clutching two textbooks decorated with Star Wars stickers. Kevin Stoley.
"Ughh..." He looked around, "Bebe, no! I-it's not what it looks like! I promise!" He struggled around, and eventually got out of my grip. He ran down the hall, and turned right.
I stood up, and looked at Bebe. She was so mad, her eyes seemed red.
"You," She called, grabbing my collar, "Are coming with me."
She swiveled me down to the floor and dragged be somewhere, probably a good place to murder me.