-1The Renji Song.

Based off of the Llama Song.

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Here's a Renji
There's a Renji
And Another Little Renji
Funny Renji
Afro Renji
Renji, Renji, Kon!

Renji, Renji. Juice Box, Renji
Soul Candy, plus human Renji
Renji, Renji, Bankai, Renji
Renji, Renji, Kon!

I was once a Soul Reaper
I lived in a box
But I never understood
How Nemu caught the fox
I was only ten years alive
But it told a lie
So don't listen Rangiku
To Aizen the Sly

Did you ever see a Renji
Hit a Renji, On the Renji
Renji's Renji, Smell of Renji
Renji, Renji, Kon!

Half a Renji, Twice a Renji
Not a Renji, Love a Renji
Renji Tied to Bed, Mess with a Renji, Renji, Kon!

Is that how it's told now?
Is it all cliche?
Is made of foam bubbles
Like that House by the Lake?
Now my song comes to an end
Due to the Sitcom
Time for me to leave you now
So I can kidnap Kon!