Disclaimer: I do not own the Simpsons, Treehouse of Horror or any of the parodied tales.
Now that you have listened to that enjoy the story.
We open to a museum where people are moving around talking and looking around the museum in the section titled, Old Antiquities Of Previous Civilizations.
A blond hair guy sees a Marge's advisory from the first Treehouse of Horror.
Then says "What a waste?"
"I mean total waste of people's time and money".
Then as he keeps jabbering on a knight next to the glass viewing area cuts off his head with an axe.
After that the knight keeps cutting up his head which splatters blood on the viewing glass reveling Treehouse of Horror: The Lost Tales.
Then we flash to the Simpson house where Bart and Lisa arrive home on the afternoon of Halloween.
"Man, I can't believe that Krababel gave me a homework assignment on Halloween" Bart says.
"Well what's the assignment?" Lisa says.
"I have to write a paper on three halloween tales from the 80's and 90's.
"Well mabye there is a book in our bookcase that can help us".
Lisa heads over to living room book case in corner of room.
"Hm... Let's see" Lisa examines the books.
"Hm..., "How to Cook Skunks", "Great New Money Saving Techniques".
"Oh here something".
Lisa pulls out a brown book then blows off the dust.
"Horrifying Halloween Tales".
"And the years say 1969-1999".
"All right Lis."
"Just find a tale for us to begin with".
"Alright,oh here's one it's titled "Kabraman".
"It's an Indian horror tale".
"Great translations" Bart says groaning.
"Oh, don't worry Bart it might be interesting".
We fade into book where title Kabraman appears on screen.
Then we see an apartment where Homer is kissing Marge romantically.
"Oh..., Marge cheating on Selma with you is so amazing".
"Homer shush we don't want my husband to figure out".
Then start to kiss again when the door slams open.
In the doorway is Artie Ziff with a green liquid in an alcohol bottle.
"I thought you were cheating on me".
"I always had the impression".
"Artie, it's not what it looks like".
"Yeah Artie buddy it's not what it looks like".
"I wasn't talking to you".
"Sorry but I talk sporadically when I'm nervous" Homer says looking at the ground and moving his leg.
"Shut up".
"Hey Marge, let's see how much your new boyfriend likes you after I melt your face.
"Homer quick do something."
Artie is about to open the bottle and toss the liquid at Marge.
While Homer goes to night stand where he sees a gun and a bible.
Homer who was supposed to grab the gun grabbed the bible and chucks it at Artie's bottle just as he's about to toss the liquid.
"Eat god fiend".
Then the bottle smashes and the acid hits Artie's face disfiguring him.
Artie falls to the ground and is moving sporadically all around in seizure form.
Homer then takes the bible and beats his head with it rapidly.
"Die zombie".
"Uh... Homer don't you think we should take him to the hospital?".
"We will just as soon as I kill this zombie".
"Die, Die, Die".
Eventually Artie falls straight up dead on there ground.
"Homer we killed him" Marge says ashamed.
"Uh, no we didn't" Homer picks Artie up and starts to move him like a puppet.
"I'm not dead, I'm just sleeping" Homer says mimicking a ventriloquist dummy.
Then Artie's head falls off.
"Um, my head always does that" Homer continuing.
We then move to a scene where Homer and Marge are burying Artie in his reserved grave.
In the background we see two other people burying Jason but he keeps coming back up.
So they keep hitting him down with a shovel.
"Homer don't you think we should say something".
"Okay, good bye dirt bag".
"Homer I meant something meaningful from the bible".
"Marge don't worry it's not like he is going to rise from the grave and slowly kill all my friends and family just to gain revenge on me".
"Well if you say so" Marge says.
"Don't worry everything is going to be alright".
Meanwhile in the background the people are running away as Jason has the shovel and is chasing after them.
We then fade for a few minutes to a bar where Homer is sitting that night discussing his day.
"And then Marge is like let's bury him in the cemetery".
"And I say okay whatever Marge".
"Homer you did say a prayer to signify the signal for him to move on right Moe says.
"Uh kinda sorta".
Then a few seconds later the zombie Artie appears in the doorway.
"Which one of you is Homer Simpson?".
"I'm Homer Simpson" Barney says.
The zombie tears him in half then goes back to conversation.
"Which one of you is Homer?".
Homer starts to hide behind a pinball machine in the corner.
Moe then says, "Homer's over there behind the pinball machine".
Homer starts to run toward a door that leads to an alleyway outside.
Then he turns around and shouts, "Quick run guys he's trying to kill me".
Homer runs out the door and Lenny, Carl and Moe stand up.
"If your going to kill Homer you'll have to go through us first".
We fade a few seconds later where Homer looks back to see Lenny and Carl get kill but not Moe.
"Oh, come on" Moe shouts.
Homer then rushes through the alleyway to Marge's apartment.
Meanwhile Artie's zombie is following.
When Homer gets to Marge's room he put a chair in front of the door.
"Marge quick Artie's zombie is trying to kill me".
"Then my horoscope was right today".
Marge and Homer look at newspaper.
It reads, "Your husband's zombie will kill you and your lover today".
Then the door smashes open with Artie's zombie standing in it.
Homer and Marge are huddled at the middle of the bed.
"Homer Simpson, it's time to die".
Homer quickly throws stuff from the nightstand at Artie's zombie.
He throws a water bottle, a TV remote, sunglasses.
Then Marge interrupts him.
"Homer, the gun".
"Great thinking Marge this will finish him off".
Homer prepares to throw the gun at Artie when Marge stops him.
"Don't throw it shoot it".
"Oh... All right".
Homer fires the gun at Artie's head, heart, and lungs.
He collapses onto the floor then Homer keeps shooting him.
After he supposedly dies Homer does a victory dance on his body.
And he stands up alive again.
"D'oh" Homer says as the zombie kills him.
We then fade back to the Simpson couch where Lisa reads.
"He and his love were died and the zombie finally rested at peace".
"Lis, that was worthless".
"Yeah, but you can't help seeing the tragedy and love in that story".
"Like that of Titanic or West Side Story" Homer says.
Then he starts dancing like the Jets from West Side Story.