A/N: HEY poples! thx 2 my frend amber 4 hepiong me co-rite ths story! love ya ambberrt! kk so ths storii is gonna be thhe bes story on thee Erth. so meke sure to reed end review my kind felloows! plus im not updating until i gett et leest 5 reviows.
ninnah: hey fabiem what is niw?
fabbes: nothin'
ninnah: rite! cn i play u my new songy?
fabbes: ummmmmm wwel ok
ninnah: well here itt goesey.
She sterted 2 play the guiterry. it ws a godd songie. fabbien liikes it soo much tht he faintedd. nins hed to take him t the hopital.
fabbian: sooooo
ninnah: soooooo u got hurrt
fabbian: i kno.
ninnah: wat do u want to do noww?
fabbian: omg idk! wat do u want 2 do?
ninnah: I GOOT IT! We cn go pley candy land!
fabbian: magnifisent idea ninneh.
ninnah: i caal purppl ginbred mann!
fabbes: but i wented himm! no fair no fun!
ninnah: fine u cn hve him.
fabbes: YES!
ninshh: thn i git blu
fabiann: nver mind i wnt blu u cn havv puurpl
meenwhile petricia wuz sittin in the livigg room. she slitt her wrist end red e depressing boooooook while she waited forr the blod to drye. shey smiild.
eddey: hryy patrisha
paetrishia: yo eddey. guess wat i did 2day?
eddey: idk im not gooood et guessing
Patrishia: i murduredd trudy
eddey: cool
petrishia: so wat do u went to do now
eddey: lets kill nina
patricccshia: cool
joiy ws tking on the fone.
joeyy: but he ws totily lyion
alfiey: wow joiiiy yur soo very interstting
joi":n did u watch pretty litttle liers yesterdey night"?
alfee: red ball sry now i didnt witch won ws in a cohmah?
joi: idk i didnt wetch is eether.
ailfey: soooo
joi: soooo omg did u kno tht fabes went 2 the hopitel 2dey?
alifei: omg no wey wnt 2 go their?
joi: nah lets go 2 the librery insted. its weyy more fun then going 2 visit fabbes. i meen i dnt evenn care about himm tht much
aiklfiey: yah bt i hve 2 stop at bergur king frst becuse i am hungrey
joi" OHB MAN, but im agglergic to burgers end fries. 2 badd.
alfiiayh: r u elergik 2 tahhcoes?
joiie: yep
alfieyrt: FINE. well ill just go elone. ill pick u up e burger end friess oy
joi: kay thx i luv burgerss end fries
alfiiea: omg rele col
joi: bye alfhioe!
alfeie e: seeh ya buddey!
jeromey and ambs wer in the dinnig rom
Jeromee: yo ambs guess wat i did 2toda3y?
ahmmey: wat did u get runned ovr by car end dye?
jeromee: yess how did u guessy? omg wo psychicch!
amndfbir: i neww it i told u geyssbh!
jeromee: nut weit! i neeed a funneral!
amflber: omg ur right
jeromee: so...do i like get burries noww?
ambirtah: no u cn hve shgittti thow.
jero,mee: OH SHIT, I FERRGOT MY FONE!
ember: o noo! were did u seey it lsf*
marra: OMG I FOUNFY YUR FONE!
jeromme,: omg thx marrrrra! i oww u one!
ahme6 br: omg i luv rahynbohwss
marra: i h8 gay ppl! there so stuped
jiroem: o yeayh u no whts wrse dumb ppl u knoowy!
amberrR" wtf i fergot somthin...i think tht im/./im...im...im...im...IM STUPID!
marrra: thts ok so am i
jerommree: same heree
faayhbean: BUT IM AISOMM!
aihhmbr: i tout u wre in hospitil
fahybeeaaan: i wuz but niow im now im back ytay!
A/N: HEYY PPLS! kk soo review people or u r thee wrst ppl everr. pluss im not postingg chpetter 2 untill i get at leest 1,000 revioows. BYEE PEEPS :p