My friends and I made up lyrics to I'm Yours, The Way I Loved You, all sorts of things, for Clary and Jace after reading/seeing Magnus' Dirty Little Secret (it's awesome, by the way). This was a bit of one; no, it doesn't rhyme, we were just joking around. Oops, I forgot to say--this is to the tune of "Lean on Me", which I hate. Does it bother anyone else that the guy wants a friend solely because he thinks he'll need a friend sometime? Not because he's a nice person or anything. Anyway...
Flirt with me
When you're not strong (always);
I'll be your brother
And your hot boyfriend!
Yell for me
When you're in trouble (always);
I'll kill the demons
Then kiss you forever.
Just don't tell
Or they'll give us hell.
The Clave is a stupid incredibly right-wing radically religious group of freaks (dude, they'd be mad because Alec's GAY)
Also, I had this dream last night. It was totally random, but it might even be a scene in a story some day...
Jace and Clary were walking down a shaded pathway in a park. There was no one else around but an older blonde lady who seemed unhappy with life in general and an old guy. He was a traditional grandfatherly type, except with more energy and a mind like a kid's. He actually seemed like the baboon from The Lion King, except in human form. Later, they were walking down a different trail, and the old guy passed them, swinging in the trees. Every time he broke off a branch, he counted it. He was up to seven billion, nine hundred million, (blah blah blah), and ninety-something. Clary asked Jace, "What do you think he'll do when he gets up to eight billion?" Jace said he didn't know. The man counted eight billion, then, instead of counting eight billion and one, asked in a very questioning tone of voice, "I am a fool?" He looked very confused before walking off, very concerned with his dilemma. Jace said something very deep and profound about the man, something about how breaking off the branches was a good thing because it was pretty or something like that. There was a bit more, but that's the relevant--er, wait, none of this is relevant. Oh well, the interesting part.