Allen has fallen in love. He has fallen in love with the one and only, Yuu Kanda. Kanda has not got a clue about what goes on in Allen's head; and Allen does not plan on telling him. Well, not anytime soon anyway. Every time Kanda walks past Allen, he makes the younger boy shiver in pleasure; and the boy who shivered in pleasure is bloody lucky (in his opinion) that Kanda does not know about Allen's spouts of weird fantasy's when he is around/ not around.
Then one day; it happened. Kanda let a simple question slip, and Allen decided to make the most of it.
You see, Kanda had been using those giant rubber balls for practicing balance, and Lavi had decided to take them for his own purposes. Allen, being the only one in the room at the time, was the only person left that Kanda could ask. It went like this:
"Oi, Moyashi!" Kanda growled.
"Yes Ba-kanda?" Allen said- not letting on that he was just fantasizing about the older exorcist.
"Have you seen where my balls went?" he asked, obviously having no clue as to what he just said.
"No, I have not. But I can always help you with them." Allen stated.
Kanda gave him a confused/ suspicious look before replying:
"O…K, but do you know where they might be?" He asked.
Allen smirked, "Oh yes. I think I know exactly where they might be…" Allen spoke in a seductive tone; getting up from where he was sitting, and walking over to Kanda.
"Well can you show me where you think they are?" he growled as Allen got a little too close to him.
Allen's smirk grew as he reached towards Kanda's pants. In one swift movement, he had yanked them down Kanda's legs; boxers and all.
Kanda stood still as a statue; his mind still trying to comprehend what had just happened.
Allen smirked and pointed to the place in-between Kanda's legs.
"That, I believe is where you will find them. If they are not there, then…that could be a problem." Allen stated as he started to walk away from Kanda.
Blushing deeply, Kanda pulled his pants up as quickly as he could.
"I love you, Kanda!" Allen sang in a sing-song voice. Just as he was about to leave the room though, Kanda grabbed him by the arm; twirling him around to face him.
Allen, as startled as he was, became even more startled as he felt a pair of soft lips smash against his own. Allen kissed back immediately after realizing it was Kanda who forced his lips upon Allen's own ones.
Once they broke apart for air, Kanda said, "Huh, I think I know where my balls are now. I will also know where they will be in ten minutes." Kanda grabbed Allen by the hand and led him to his room.
Allen enjoyed that night. Oh, yes. He. Did.
End.
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